#ok not the orthopaedic shoes. I mean don’t judge if you need them that’s cool. our cook wears them

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Sooooo this fic awakened something in me.

#older boyfriend gets mistaken for the father trope #Holy shit #it’s hot #so hot #why is that hot #that’s so weird #I need to stop developing new kinks #seriously #now I want a hot DILF boyfriend with reading glasses and a greying beard and a dad bod and orthopaedic shoes #ok not the orthopaedic shoes. I mean don’t judge if you need them that’s cool. our cook wears them #but it’s not a turn on #reading glasses are though #for me at least #maybe someone has an orthopedivvshoe kink out there but that someone is not me #maybe it’s the cooks wife who knows #I would probably know that man shares entirely too much #but it’s endearing #oh god o n