Yassen, trying to woo Alex with a diamond necklace: here my love I brought you the closest thing to a star for you to wear
Alex: where did you get that diamond? Yassen was this ethically sourced. Yassen I’m being so serious I cannot wear a blood diamond. Yassen.
Loosely inspired by this
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Everybody say thank you daddy
Minnesota’s Giant Rainbow and Leather Pride Flags
June 28, 1998. Both flags measured approximately 50 feet wide and 75 feet long.
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government wants trans people to detransition so here’s them chasing me to hot glue my bazoinkers back on
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I have been waiting all year to post this.
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They’re like me, who burnt spaghetti once
destiel really had all the ingredients needed to become the greatest love story of all time but unfortunately the writers just didn't know how to cook.
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shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly
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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.
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Let me set the scene: my sisters bathroom, early afternoon, it’s sunny outside but the light barely reaches. I’m sitting on the closed toilet seat crying over a fictional couple that’s barely canon but means so so much to me.
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Maybe I am going a little feral over reacher but also I don’t think I am
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Hannigram and Verger Family analysis
TW: MARGOT AND WILL'S STOMACH SCARS MENTIONED AND IMAGES (underneith the cut)
HOLY SHIT YALL IM BACK WITH ANOTHER REALIZATION
so i just realized that wills "c section esque" scar he got from hannibal in mizumono might actually look that way for a reason
it could be symbolic to a hysterectomy because hannibal took their child away, and had to give Will scar somehow. And i mean, will technichally is the mother, he killed abigail's father placing her in his custody- hannibal only helped with it. Just how the criminals in season 1 (angelmaker, georgia madchen, abel gideon, etc) and their crime scenes were DIRECTLY paralleled to the progression of wills encephalitis and the state of his mental well being, Margot getting a hysterectomy from mason basically directly parallels will getting abigail taken from him.
Also, Margot choosing to have sex with Will specifically, and the child coming into their lives and then almost immediately being taken away (BY HANNIBALS DOING) forshadows abigail coming back and then almost immediately after, her death. Will empathized with margot (WHO HE KNEW WAS GAY, or at least hannibal did, it was stated in the script but was cut from the final product) about the lack of a child, which is literally the only reason had sex with her (he thought about the stag man the whole time anyway...)
This one specific conversation in the episode Tome-Wan is very important. Will says to hannibal, "you're fostering codependency. isn't that what you did to abigail? got her to take a life so she would owe you hers?" That's exactly what hannibal is doing to margot- trying to get her to kill mason so she would owe herself to hannibal. it also connects abigail and margot in a way.
continuing the conversation, will says "i bond with abigail, you take her away. i bond with barely more than the idea of a child, you take it away... you don't want me to have anything in my life that's not you." Hannibal, knowing very well the consequences, told mason about margot's plans and had the child taken forcibly away from her.
Hannibal also directly took abigail away from will, by cutting her throat in front of him. both of these things ended with a scar, margot's from the hysterectomy, will's from hannibal's knife, but it looks oddly familiar to margot's. Also remember, right before wills and margot got together, the two of them compared scars. (MORE ANALYSIS UNDER THE CUT)
Also i know this is kind of a strange comparison considering mason and his intentions, but in the episode Naka-Choko, this exchange happens:
margot is unable to kill mason because despite all the horrible things he does to her, deep down she still loves him and can't bring herself to do it. who does this sound like to you? yep- Hannibal and Will. Now bviously hannibal and will's love is very different from the verger's, but it's still a parallel
i can't believe i didn't realize it before but there's a LOT LOT LOT of parallels between hannigram and the vergers. one of them being they all were with alana (minus mason) 😭
thank you to a post by this user on tiktok for helping me realize this (idk why it won't let me link)
anyway, happy c2e2!! take cool pics w/ mads and hugh! i'll be watching the live stream of the panel tomorrow!
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Hannibal is lucky he didn't have to do therapy during a pandemic. Like can you imagine him in a zoom call session going like "Fear and love so often go hand in hand--it is a symptom of the divine" and the person on the other end going "sorry could you repeat that? You froze there for a second" "I said fear and love so often go hand--" "Sorry it's still glitchy. Try again." "I said fear and love--" "You know what maybe I should try hanging up and you call me back"
I just think that would break Hannibal in a new and exciting way
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I’m getting so hyped about them announcing season 4 and it’s stressing me out because this could absolutely not be happening and I’m getting hyped up for no reason.
But also if they announce season 4 and we DONT get a kiss between Will and Hannibal during the season I will actually be livid.
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It’s a crime that only for the brave is so short.
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