#oliver throwing a body into the back if his van: yEET

[fox-guardian]

oliver's statement in 121 gets 10x funnier when you remember how sleep deprived he was the whole time he did his whole stealing a scientist's identity thing

#ramblings with regi #the magnus archives #tma #oliver trying to read up on Science on negative 12 hours of sleep: *fax machine noises* #oliver throwing a body into the back if his van: yEET #he then topples over because he's so out of it and lost his balance #this man wakes up on a boat after getting a good nights sleep realizing how dumb his sleep-deprived plan was and goes I AM SO SCREWED #we love you king <3

[daddyhobgoblin]

Shaggy x reader fanfic

You wake up in a cold sweat another nightmare you think. You plug in the scarlet lava lamp and watch the egg yolk like blobs float and sink.It was cold you don’t know if it was from the dream or someone else was in the van with you. Who could it be.

“Mom” you ask. No reply she’s been dead for so long her name sounds so foreign in your moulth like a tumor. Cancerous maybe you look out the window for shaggy. The moonlight illuminated the sand as you take out yet another offering.this time a balogna sandwich the blood of your mask kill still fresh on the bread. You sigh “he’ll notice me someday” you sigh drenching the desecrated cow carcas on rye bread with all the leftover mustard you can find. Food was low but it was worth it. Anything for my Senpai…

You place the bloody sandwich out on the sand. Your golden blonde head pubes swaying in the light breeze.you sit down cries cross applesauce and took your last blunt out of your pocket. You flick the lighter.”Fuck” it won’t light you whine life is unfair you think vigioriusly flicking the lighter. Click..click..click

“you need a light” you hear a fatmilliar sounding voice echo through midnight paradise.you turn around shaggy throw must be a dream.”sen..pai” you stutter visibly shocked. His olive eyes twinkling reflecting the ocean. The crash of the waves blended in with the faint click of his lighter. The flame begins to eat away at the end of the cigarette thingy as he lit his own. He drew in the smoke and let it out.”thanks for the sandwich” he said picking up the bloodied sandwich levitating it delicately above one hand. It entered his gaping moulth and you watch it slowly sink down his gullet. He was perfect.

He looked at you gazing into your soul “have you sacrificed any orphans lately” you look him dead in the eye and ask him”what do you think was in the bread” a tentacle like appendage protruded from shaggy a gaping gaw it was finally happening. He wrapped the tentacle around your odly slender body lifting you into the air. Shockproof shclorm scehevdk squish splash he gurgles as you pass through his moulth without chewing he swallows and you enter his stomach.

It was squishy and warm you watch the tortured souls of all of the fetuses that he had eaten at that abortion clinic down the street. The sea of whatever the fuck is is a stomach sloshed around. Profuse you think as the sand witch you had given him floats by.you feel movement as shaggy jets off into the sky back to planet dickchaney and he lands gently on the floor. He opens his large moulth to let you out and your slipperey body landed on the pavement.

Planet shaggy you thought it was breathtaking. Shaggy wrapped his skinny ass arms around you and he whispered in your ear есть бобы в туалете ... мой писе зудит you respond delicately trying to play your cards just right Телепузики порно. He nodded smiling flashing his teethies.

You look desperately for a place to end this godawful FanFiction and you realize that you’re shit at writing so you carry on. Shaggys eyes blaze into yours once again you could feel his power rising into uncharted regions.he asked you gently “ты будешь моей шлюхой улитки?” You reply with a soft”כן מאסטר וובי קנובי”. He looks at you with digorno rising crust pizza coming out of the Ground as his power level rose. “I don’t speak ittalian” he responds and looks at you. And at this point you had known you fucked up.

Bbbutt I’m pregnant you whine trying your best to get out of the situation. He roars “whoose”

Wahwahwahlawigi in my Valentino white bag” you cry. “Dude what the fuck walawigi I thought I was the only one you loved””I’ve lied senpai it was an accident” shaggy yeeted you into the sun and you died rip m8.