#ooooo he is going to give rocket gray hair from stress

[maiamars]

himbo adam is like : hey hi mister ? i'm kinda lost. i don't know if it's because of that strange stone or whatever, but here i am and you seems to know the place so, maybe we could help each other out to get out of this place (see a chitauri) ohh, you are kinda cute (pet the chitauri)

thanos after putting soup in adam's hands and showing him the soul stone world : what a fucking golden idiot he is (proceed to save his ass a dozen of times)

#adam after coming back ; what do you mean he erased half the universes population #ooooo he is going to give rocket gray hair from stress #the lies the disappointment the anger #my villain origin story #if done right #adam x thanos #adam warlock #thanos #gotg #guardians of the galaxy #gotg3 spoilers