#osakabe my friend xu fu my toxic ass bitch friend <3

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osakabe and xu fu are equal but opposite types of failwomen

where osakabe is a magical manic pixie dream anime girl type failwoman who suffers from loneliness due to being a neet with massive amounts of specific hyperfixations entirely unaware that this autistic swag nets her a whole friend group, xu fu is like the tom cat of anime women who is entirely undeserving of mercy and absolutely gets whats coming to her because no amount of compassion will fix her when shes quite literally setting up the rube goldberg device meant to kill you

osakabe you see eat shit at the ice rink and want to help up, xu fu you do not turn your back to because she will bring out the mallet to cave your head in even if she will ultimately also fail at it. neither of them can hold a full conversation with eye contact but only xu fu will kill you about it whereas osakabe dissipates into thin air in adios fashion

#fgo #zerav meme #fate grand order #osakabehime #xu fu #osakabe my friend xu fu my toxic ass bitch friend <3 #osakabe is like non murderous kobeni and xu fu is tomcat from tom and jerry