#platonic yandere lance alvers

[honey-minded-hivemind]

Yandere Brotherhood (X men Evolution) and preteen fem reader who has Prehensile Hair and can talk to animals and is being fostered by Mystic.

Oooo, yes, more Brotherhood! I can do that, but I keep the Reader gender-neutral, or as the Reader's gender (which means for each Reader, it is whatever they are). Cool mutation idea! Let's try this out:

Your new guardian was pretty weird.

Not just because she was a mutant and a principal (and maybe evil?).

She had other kids at the Brotherhood home, and so far-

There wasn't anyone your age.

Your powers were pretty cool, with prehensile hair, in the shape of tentacles, that curled and grew long, wriggling when you were uncomfortable or curious. Your other power was even cooler, being able to talk with animals, and have them understand you.

It meant you made a lot of friends amongst the natural world...

But it also meant you earned quite the interest from the older teens.

You're looking at a little frog, who's wandered close by after the rain, and are approached by Toad, or Todd, as you try to call him.

"Yo, little teen, what's up?" he asks, squatting next to you in the grass. His tongue flicks out for a second, snatching a mosquito.

"Nothing much. Ribbit-Croak-Plip-The-Third here says he's never seen an amphibian as big as you. Yeah, I know, little guy, he pretty cool. Did ya want to say hi?" You pick the frog up, gently holding it so it can look at Todd. "See? He's kinda like you!"

"It- he... can understand you? And you understand him?" Toad asks, scratching at his hair.

"Yep! And he says he would like to be your friend!"

"That's... That's pretty cool. You're cool, little frog man," he replies, and taps his knuckle against the frog.

"He said you're cool... Okay! Ribbit-Croak-Plip says you're cool, too, and that he knows where some good worms are. If you want, he can show you," you translate.

And that's how you helped Toad and your frog friend make a new friend.

Lance and Fred learn you can lift things with your hair- tentacles- hair-tacles, when you're trying to cook dinner one night.

Two thick strands hold up the mixing bowl as three thinner ones add in herbs, milk, and creamy chicken soup. A few longer pieces are setting up the pan with rice, while the rest dice up the chicken meat. It's busy, enough so that you don't notice them come in right away.

"And that's what Toad said he heard from- Woah! Your hair's moving!" Fred exclaims, and you turn to look at him, as well as Lance, who'd he been talking with. You wave at them, as well as one your hair-tacles.

Lance's face turns pale, then a little green. "I... um. I think I might need to sit down a minute," he mumbles, plopping down into a chair by the chipped table. Fred only comes closer, looking at them and the ingredients.

"Whatcha cooking?"

"Chicken and rice casserole."

"Does it taste good?"

"Mhm..."

"... May I touch one of your... thing-a-ma-jigs?"

"Sure," you say, turning back to the bowl, now being filled with the diced chicken, the now-free strands opening up the oven as you pour the mixture into the pan. You feel a light touch on one of the tentacles, gentle and shaking. With a quick curl, it bumps the hand. "Boom, hair bump," you chirp, adding in some rice and stirring it into the mix, and once it's settled in the pan, you pop it into the oven.

"So... it's not snakes?" Lance asks weakly.

"No... It's like a little octopus," Fred says in quiet awe, bopping another one with a finger, earning a small bop back.

"Oh... So... An Ursula version of Medusa?" Lance says, then looks at the nearest tentacle. It boops him on the nose, then ruffles his hair. "Hey, leave the hair alone!" That only gets a giggle out of you as you wait for the casserole to cook.

Pietro isn't much issue, and neither is Wanda, both accepting g it without much problem, especially once you gift them a kitten, one who happily purrs the moment you plop it into their hands.

"This is Potter, they love people, they're an orphan, and they saw you, Wanda, and wanted to know if she needed a mouse catcher and loyal guardian. They also saw Pietro and said he'd like to nap on him, that he vibrated and so he must purr so much and be happy," you babble, stroking its small head with slow ministrations.

"... I will guard them with my life," Wanda says firmly, petting the kitten as it only purrs louder.

"... And I guess we could use a mouser. But it's not sleeping with me!" Pietro mutters.

(The kitten ended up sleeping with him, and would do so every night after, never being kicked out no matter how much Pietro acted mad) (He wasn't, the kitten, Potter, said it was cooed over and cuddled and given so many kisses that they couldn't help but give the purring mutant and the powerful guardian all the kisses it could give)

Mystique didn't cause as much mischief when you were part of a mission, but that didn't stop her from setting you up in odd situations.

"Why do I have to pretend to be your child?" you asked, looking up at the currently-disguised mutant.

"Because, my dear, it is imperative we catch Xavier while his guard is down," she practically purrs, then pulls you into a hug. "Now, let's try to get closer; I think I see our opening."

The two of you walked around the park, enjoying the pond and nature around you, even getting ice cream together. It was the perfect act, enough to let you two spy on the X-Men's older leader/guardian (it wasn't an act for Mystique, she just wanted to spend time with you and show you off to Charles).

It was pretty nice, overall, being with the Brotherhood.

You just had to keep away from the X-Teens, or otherwise you ended up grounded.

#honeycomb thoughts #platonic yandere marvel #yandere platonic marvel #platonic yandere xmen #yandere x-men #platonic yandere #platonic yandere x reader #platonic yandere marvel x reader #platonic yandere mystique #platonic yandere lance alvers #platonic yandere blob #platonic yandere pietro maximoff #platonic yandere wanda maximoff #platonic yandere toad #platonic yandere fred dukes #platonic yandere quicksilver #platonic yandere scarlet witch #platonic yandere avalanche #platonic yandere Brotherhood

[honey-minded-hivemind]

X men Evolution. Yandere Duo Lance and Kitty and future child reader who has both of their powers.

Ooooo, the Rocky Road and Kit-Kat couple! They're funny together, so their kid is likely the one who's serious (as serious as someone younger than eight can be). Let's do it:

Okay. So. This wasn't planned.

They hadn't even got to the kissing stage, let alone having a BABY.

But, here they are, staring up at them with a serious look and clutching a rock in their hand.

"Hi, Momma. Hi, Daddy. You look weird young," they say, then sit down and start messing with a handful of loose stones.

To say they're shaken is an understatement.

"Uh, kid, I hate ta break it to ya, but we're not your parents. We don't have kids," Lance says, hissing sharply when Kitty elbows him in the ribs.

"Lance! Don't be rude!" she chides, then squats down to be eye-to-eye with the child. "Like, look, kid, we can't possibly be your parents. We aren't even, like, dating."

"We aren't?" Lance pipes up helpfully.

Kitty facepalms, groaning. "Why am I the only one with a braincell?" The kid nods, still serious as ever. Well, there's one way to figure out what's going on... "So, who ARE your parents? And why do you think they're us?"

The child sighs, then holds up the rock they'd previously held in their hand. She stares at it, then back at them.

"Um... kid... that's, like, a rock."

"Yeah."

"..."

With an irritated sigh, the child throws the rock at Lance, who catches it, fumbling as he tries not to drop it. "Read what's ON the rock," the child says, then stares at them with a scrunched up face.

The two look at the rock, which has a scribbled-on message in sharpie:

Dear past me-

Yes, this is our kid. Yes, they're from me- we- and Kit-Kat. Don't punt our kid into yesterday, or I'll crush you with the Hulk-

Signed- Future Lance

P.S.

I- We- join Shield. Deal with it.

The two teens look up, then sharply down at the small tot, who is staring at them boredly. They share a quick look with each other, then bend down to talk with their apparent kid from the future.

"So... um. Hi, I guess," Kitry says, holding out her hand. The child shakes it, then their hands passes through hers. She feels herself freeze, until the child pulls their hand back, picking up a pebble.

"Oh wow... Our kid has powers..." Lance whispers, and his eyes are full of awe.

A rumble comes from beneath them, then cracks begin to form.

"Found it," the child says, then sticks their hand into the fissure, pulling out a chunk of crystal. "Here you go, it's a present." They deposit it into Lance's hands, almost sending him tumbling over.

"They're definitely ours..." Kitty groans, and goes to help her (kinda) boyfriend drag the crystal cluster inside. "What did you say your name was, kid?"

"I'm Reader... That was the one name you two could agree on without tossing the other out of the delivery room," they inform her, then crack a wry smile. "You better remember it, Momma. You too, Daddy! Uncle Hulk said if you forgot, he'd drop you off the Helicarrier!"

Both teens wince, and decide they'll make a reminder. They really don't want to deal with whatever a Hulk is, let alone be tossed around like a ragdoll by him...

#honeycomb thoughts #platonic yandere marvel #yandere platonic marvel #platonic yandere xmen #yandere x-men #platonic yandere #platonic yandere x reader #platonic yandere marvel x reader #platonic yandere xmen evolution #platonic yandere lance alvers #platonic yandere avalanche #platonic yandere kitty pryde #platonic yandere shadowcat

[honey-minded-hivemind]

X Men Evolution. Yandere Lance with little sister reader who has the ability to control air.

Aaaaawwwww! Siblings! Let's see if we can't give the rock guy a sibling! (I do gender-neutral Reader). Let's give you something good:

Being in the foster care system was tough.

It made Lance a rougher, harder person, hard to break and tough to crack. His powers only made him stronger, able to cause earthquakes and control the rocks underfoot. But he did have a soft spot for one person:

You.

You were his little sibling, his good luck charm, his Blarney Stone, the one person who could make him feel better with no effort at all. Just look at you:

You were perfect.

Not to mention your powers complimented his.

Air manipulation. The ability to control the air and use its full force, creating strong gusts of wind, cool breezes in the heat, and a powerful current capable of toppling someone thrice your size over.

Wind wears down rock, rock stands through wind, erosion and sediment and all of that.

Point was, you were the (literal) winds beneath his (figurative) wings. Where he went, you came with, and wherever you went, he wasn't far to follow.

That being said-

He hated having to share you with others.

The Brotherhood was okay. Not great, but a lot better than other places. He was more or less the leader, and the others (eventually, if not immediately) followed orders. They could fun to hang out with, each with their own unique gifts and talents (usually causing chaos with them). They were pretty alright with him.

Except for right now, when they were hogging you from him.

"C'mon, Lance. They're sweet as pie! Plus they say they can make it!" Fred told him, while Pietro was talking a mile a minute with you.

"Yo, man, they're a good one. Why can't we hang out with them more? Aren't we their friends too?" Toad wheedles, sitting atop his perch on Fred's shoulder. He almost acts like a parrot, or hawk, or some bird that isn't far from its falconry friend.

"And you've bothered them enough. Reader, come on! We're taking a ride somewhere!" Lance calls, and that catches his little sibling's attention, while earning him an annoyed look from Pietro. Yeah, look, he gets it, his sibling is awesome and listens to everyone and tries to be inclusive. But they're HIS sibling, and that means HE should be able to hang out with them without the others stealing them away every five minutes.

"Okay! Where're we going, Lance-a-lot?" you ask, using the nickname you gave him. The other teens snicker, until you turn and give them a sharp look. "Stop laughing! NOW!" The air in the room goes freezing cold, blasting sharply at them, earning a small shriek from Toad and Pietro. "Hmph!"

"Good job, squirt. You're my dragon in shining scales," Lance praises gently, and the Teo of you leave to head to his Jeep. "Oh, and guys? They're my sibling."

That earns a few shocked looks as well as questions, but the two of them are out the door and soon sitting in the old Jeep, picking out a destination. "So, what's it gonna be, squirt? Where do you wanna go?" he asks, giving his sibling a soft smile.

"McDonalds!" you cheer, a wide grin on your face. "That way we can share the chicken nuggets!"

"Okay, to McDonalds!"

Man, he loved being your brother...

"Hey, Lance, hey, kid. Can we get slushies?"

"AH!"

"Oh, hi Wanda!"

Well, at least it's just Wanda...

Wait...

"How did you get in my Jeep?!"

"I slept in here."

"..."

"..."

"Can we still get McDonalds?"

He sighs.

"Yeah, we can still get McDonald's."

"Oh yeah, man, can we come too?"

"WHY ARE YOU HERE?!"

"Stops screaming Lance and drive," Pietro orders from the back.

"Yeah, Lance! They have Ty Beanie Babies in their Happy Meals!"

... Well, at least he gets to spend SOME time with his sibling... Plus his friends. At least he doesn't have to fight the X-Teens over them...

#honeycomb thoughts #platonic yandere marvel #yandere platonic marvel #platonic yandere xmen #yandere x-men #platonic yandere #platonic yandere x reader #platonic yandere marvel x reader #platonic yandere lance alvers #platonic yandere avalanche #platonic yandere xmen evolution