#post wonka he gets all fucked up from being stretched and being 10ft tall as thin as cardboard

[sorry-mom-ive-sinned]

More of my Mike Teavee headcanon look because. The Insanity. Also the eyebrow scar is because he had a fit of Gamer Rage™ and threw his controller, which ricocheted off the tv and hit him in the face. He did not learn any lesson from this.

#he breaks controllers on the regular #but he buys nice ass controllers because hes a Gamer™ #so he just wastes a lot of money lmao #he also breaks tv remotes but not as often #and he breaks his phone on a semi regular basis #basically he has no regard for his personal items and breaks them on the regular #his parents just buy him new shit because. well their mr and ms teavee #they are heavily intimated by their son #my headcanon is basically 2005 mike but older. likes tv and social media a bit more but still mainly a gamer. #and if his anger issues were expanded on #i want him to be a genius who completely wastes his potential #stright C's because he aces all the tests but does 0 homework #all his teachers either are afraid of him or hate him. one pities him and mike hates her the most #post wonka he gets all fucked up from being stretched and being 10ft tall as thin as cardboard #and changes his ways slowly #with the help of charlie #i wanna write a fic about this about all the ticket winners post wonka becoming better with charlies help #as teens ofc cause i dont wanna write kids lmao #ive already started writing actually ajsjsksh #oops long tags #catcf #charlie and the chocolate factory #mike teavee #also hes super into punk music but is a total poser because he just likes angry sounding music n shit #he doesnt give a shit about the political stance of punk of anything #at least not until wayyyy later in the story i have in my head