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folktaylor · 6 years

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why dont I get unsolicted advice about MY problems

@ anons pls direct all unsolicited advice to benny

#i think ur too vague abt ur problems u gotta get entirely too specific so ppl feel like they know u and the situation #the unsolicited advice will come #princebenningfield

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mllfology · 6 years

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Why are lesbian and gay two different sexualities

someone get the gay community together so we can vote either lesbian or gay off the abbreviation island

#princebenningfield #going by this logic the abbreviation would either be GAB or LAB #me a scientist: as a member of the lab community

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possibilistfanfiction · 7 years

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im feeling lowkey sad and you have this great ask where someone was like what's the gayest thing that's ever happened to you and it's rly sweet and i cant find it do u happen to have it lying around somewhere possibly i could use the pick-me-up

i do not but i have More gay things it’s cool i gotchu. sometimes stevie girl (the best dog in the world) cries when i get home bc she’s so excited & then puts the crown of her head on the middle of my chest to be pet. last thursday olivia & i watched handmaids tale together & she let me ramble for like 30 mins abt how amazing the recursion in it is. when i was in nyc for a night last week i had an interview which went well & then i went to my friend’s apartment & we had beers & watched glee & buzzed my hair bc i wanted to & then i got up at 6 am the next morning & talked to cole on the phone while i caught a bus back to baltimore & it was raining where we both were, some kind of same-ness. we’ve known each other & loved each other in some kind of big way for years & that allows for small soft wants & fears & hurts & how remarkable is it to have someone like that? abbigail is moving back east so i’ll see her for my birthday in two weeks. my friend emily just went to a memorial service for her favorite college professor & the same weekend she was back on campus there was also a lettuce eating competition so. my point is that, even when things seem terrible, or low, or shitty (& i’ve 100% been there, i’m there all the time still) there’s just a big weird soft world out there. dogs & ppl who make ur chest feel a little less like stones & moments where nothing makes any sense at all but u have to laugh bc who tf even schedules a lettuce eating competition? there are big sweaters & rainy days & the ability to watch the first three eps of the handmaids tale obsessively. there’s wine & cappuccino & bagels & falafel & ive had all of these in the past day but i also Love them so that’s cool. the world is big & terrible but it’s also full of tiny pockets of laughter & calm & the kind of soft warm that’s like your favorite tshirt straight out of the drier.

& look–i turn 24 in two weeks, which i literally never thought would happen. stevie is panting rn bc she got excited over her toy just siting on the floor & its warm bc it’s spring. i have finally figured out how to properly shape my brows. lana is recording songs abt the texture & heft & grit & beauty of life. cole & i get to fall in love w another lorde album this summer. i move to nyc in a month. there is just. so much. life is so much. stevie just curled up next to me in bed. it’s warm enough to wear shorts later. it’s quiet, it’s full. my friend maddie & i share a birthday & last year i bought her a star.

#princebenningfield

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peerieweirdo · 7 years

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princebenningfield replied to your post: have you seen almost adults yet? what did u think!...

The gwc are worse than straights tbh

i very much agree there bc at least then a str8 says some bullshit, they dont get listened to by young impressionable lgbt kids

#princebenningfield #protect young kids from the gwc 2k17

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deanandsamgurl · 7 years

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the other day @princebenningfield texted me talking about camila cabello and I hate myself because at first I thought they were talking about stupid vampire carmilla ://

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folktaylor · 6 years

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princebenningfield replied to your post “i need a crush soon or i might Die”

Mood

let’s go to the bars and be each others wing people i hear that’s how people our age do dating

#princebenningfield #replies

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folktaylor · 7 years

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princebenningfield replied to your post: she liked my tweet….abt me buying tickets….and...

BE THE ADULT AND ASK HER

ok and now hear me out here: im a little bitch baby

#princebenningfield #replies #i want to!! i obviously want to!! and the tweet like implies that maybe she wants me to!!! but!!! i am a scared baby

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folktaylor · 7 years

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princebenningfield replied to your post: My not girlfriend wants to buy yin and yang...

did i ever tell u abt how after e rejected me she suggested we get matching tattoos. this reminded me of that.

what in the ACTUAL fuck

#princebenningfield #replies #that's so.......#baffling

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folktaylor · 7 years

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princebenningfield replied to your post: anyway this picture just turned me on

holy shit…

listen.....i know.....this place owns my ass

#princebenningfield #replies #and it's right down the street from my HOUSE

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folktaylor · 7 years

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princebenningfield replied to your post: princebenningfield replied to your post: ...

do i know her

idk do u

#princebenningfield #i don't think we're friends on facebook so i can't tell

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mllfology · 7 years

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princebenningfield

binge watching

frickminister

Sacrifice my grades

emilypemily

this is literally what got me into carmilla, just cuz the episodes were only like, 5 minutes at most and I didn't have the time to actually get into a whole series

i don’t like any of these answers afdhsufbclv

#princebenningfield #frickminister #emilypemily

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folktaylor · 7 years

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princebenningfield replied to your post: hovering over the unfriend button but can’t bring...

any size, any flavor. Hanna’s, tomorrow afternoon.

i did it what time

#princebenningfield #replies #i saw this after i did it but rest assured had i not already done it......this would have Gotten Me

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folktaylor · 7 years

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