#pussygator proclamations

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

im full of an untamable rage that constantly seethes beneath my skin but im a real laid back dude dont worry about that

#woke up early. what sin have i committed so great that this is the fate i have been damned to #pussygator proclamations

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

im so understimulated i need to sink my teeth into flesh or something

#pussygator proclamations

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

"making bad art is better than making no art" i say for the fifth time as i continue staring blankly at the canvas i have open

#girl help #pussygator proclamations

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

im scared to get top surgery bro what if a spirit halloween pops up where my tiddies were

#pussygator proclamations

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

hateee being recommended posts that are like "charlie characters always transmasc religious trauma grizz characters always sexy whatever whatever whatever xyz". because first of all they used to be funny when all the guys had like, three characters each and there was actually a pattern to be found. and second of all i wish to god i could stop being subjected to people who are watching the show wrong

#i try to limit my haterade intake but ive been around long enough to have earned this one #like good job you found the shallowest interpretation possible #pussygator proclamations

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

mutuals let's all have a sleepover and do each others makeup and watch scary movies and gossip and eat too many pixie sticks. okay. please?

#hashtag reminiscing #pussygator proclamations

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

hey dont cry. you're meat. okay?

#quotes that would take half an hour to explain #pussygator proclamations

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

its me boy the ps4

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[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

there is no one on this earth as funny as black splatoon youtubers/streamers and i mean that

#carrying the whole community fr #pussygator proclamations

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

im not even into riptide anymore but i was in the trenches on jrwitwt fighting for navy seal

#i dont even remember how long ago now. for sure over a year #tbis is actually the root of my distrust of trancmasc gillion hcs there were some rude ass ppl ab transfem gill specifically lmao #pussygator proclamations

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

i think ppl who are against period education, like especially for boys, do not understand what kids find cool

#as long as ur not weird about it and you just objectively explain what happens thats like. the most epic shit ever #pussygator proclamations

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

next jrwi patreon goal is they try drag. i decided

#pussygator proclamations

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

dear jrwi fictives/systems who have had jrwi fictives:

rb for reach if you want. good lird

#pussygator proclamations

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

his girl slay..

#thats awoman To me #i love transgending characters in my dads shows #suits #pussygator proclamations

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

because of a conversation i keep rehashing with my siblings,

feel free to add in the tags whether you grew up walking primarily barefoot or with shoes on! pls rb for sample size etc etc

#i usually was barefoot growing up and usually im looking right where im going to step #same with one of my younger siblings #the other idk how much she was barefoot but certainly enough. and she looks straight out #pussygator proclamations

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

always remember the number one rule. fat and gelatin in broth are gifts from god and a puppy dies every time youget rid of them

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