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#remember to gently bully your russian arms dealer or they will feel unloved
cod-dump · 3 months
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*Price and Graves coming back home after Graves picked up Price from the airport*
Price: Why is Nik pouting?
Graves: I put on a animal documentary for him to watch then I went and took a nap so I could pick you up earlier
Price:
Graves: It took him three hours before he realized I put it on to distract him so I could sleep in peace
Nik, from the living room: I’M YOUR PARTNER NOT A TODDLER
Price: Why didn’t I think of doing that before? Could’ve gotten so much done without a certain distraction
Nik: JOHN
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