#rolf is about to call kevin “stale end piece of white bread” again

[mar-saturn]

HELLLLOOO, new commission, this time for @mysticbeaver who has been very patient with me. thank you so, so much ❤️❤️❤️

the trio of popular kids (not so kids) spending a fabulous midday in a nearby bar, having a drink and telling anecdotes that have been told a thousand times, but are still just as funny 🙌🏻

aahhh, how I missed drawing!!

#ed edd n eddy #ed edd n eddy fanart #eene #eene fanart #eene kevin #eene rolf #eene nazz #cartoon network #cartoon nostalgia #chilling #rolf is about to call kevin “stale end piece of white bread” again #but they love him anyway

[cnidocyst]

random completely unprompted question but!! i was wonderin if u have a favorite quote/quotes from each eene character? or just from the eds if thats easier ^_^

hoo I can try but that’s a lot to choose from! (this got kinda long lol)

Ed - “Even I am not that dumb, Double Dee!” “Dial me for love!” “Sarah will tell Mom, and Mom will tell Dad, and Dad will say ‘not now honey I just got home from work’!” “My head is snoring, make it stop” “A treat for my sweet??” “GIVE ME THE ANTIDOTE!” “Let’s get funky!”, Literally anytime Ed says “little dickens”, “TOUCH ME AGAIN AND I WILL SQUASH YOU!” “An elephant never forgets but I forget what the elephant remembered..” 

Edd - The swamp monologue comes to mind lmao. I also really like “5,239 ANTS ED, PICK THEM UP, PICK THEM UP!” “But I haven’t brushed my teeth or had my crumpet-” “[pulls out massive hourglass] Ooh! My cocoons need tending!” “I CAN’T B R E A T H E!” “Boy Eddy, provoke?? Those tutoring lessons must be finally paying off.” “Why are Eddy’s clothes on the floor? Is he running around naked again??” Eddy: “It didn’t work??” Edd: “OF COURSE IT DIDN’T WORK!” / “Anchovies. The person who invented this smelly salty fish dish should have been imprisoned for the rest of their life.” “Chill bro, I’m sizzlin’ in this heat.” “I’m gettin’ the need to feel the breeze between my knees. [takes off underwear] Ahh, that’s the ticket.” 

Eddy - (Honestly his whole vocabulary is golden) “Oh no. Mood music!” “Toast is so crude, as the crust always gets stuck in my gap.” “Adopt me, bro!” Edd: “Ed is showing strange symptoms, I’m concerned, Eddy.” Eddy: “I’ve been concerned about Ed since the first day I met him.” /  Edd: “The wind conditions aren't suitable for our trajectory. The lean is much too steep for the span."Eddy: "What else is new?” / “Ready for smashin’, city slicker?” “What is this a funeral?? Let’s go grandma!” “C’mon guys, my nose runs faster!” “Spin it, beandip.” “YOU GUYS MUST THINK I’M STUPID!” “Okay toots, it’s smoochin’ time!” 

Sarah - Eddy: "Yes you, with the piggy banks! Where you guys going?"Sarah:  "Don't bother, Eddy. I forget where we're going." / Jimmy: “Sarah! I got an owie..” Sarah: “It’s okay Jimmy, you’re used to it.” 

Jimmy - “In a second! I’m oiling up for speed!” “Someone get me off this merry-go-round called life!” “Darn my perfectly manicured nails.” “Alright people. Cough up the dough.” “Give me the dirt, and don’t spare me the details!” 

Rolf: “May shower scum devour your head!” “DO NOT FRAZZLE ROLF!” “You crazy.” “You tickle Rolf’s radish.” “This is Rolf’s word. Dawg.” “Is it not just a hunk of wood??” “Square-peg-in-round-hole Ed boy” “Why does your face sag lower than nana’s inner thighs?” “I was born to be wild, but the cage was too small!” “Your puny wieners are no match for Rolf’s hunger.” “Rolf’s giant wiener will fetch a pretty penny at the market!” “Confess to your crimes, stale end piece of white bread!” “Your village idiot has fallen into Rolf’s hole. A celebration I say!” 

Kevin - “This one’s called the guitar solo! Dingadongdangmydingadongdingdongs! Shaw” “END OF THE LINE, DORKS.” “Awww. Dork, Dork, n Dorky are havin’ a little tiff.” “Eh. That’ll learn ya.”

Jonny - “What’s that Plank?? Plank says to take a hike or we’ll call the cops!” “Plank says to make like a rocket and take off.” “Boy these cookies sure are stale, huh Plank!” 

Nazz - “THAT’S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR STUPID BIKE!” Kevin: “I have so much homework it isn’t funny, cause I’ve been like. Totally workin’ out.” Nazz: “Yeah Kevin, I heard you the first time.” 

Lee - “This boy’s got a big appetite.” “That better be fighting over me I hear in there!” “I was gonna hang Eddy from a rear view mirror like a troll!” “So I said: What size boots your face wear??” 

Marie: “How bout a little hula hula??” “It’s gonna take May forever to clean this mess” 

May - “Whatcha got, a piano tied to yer leg??” “Aww gee, yer makin’ me break out into a rash, Big Ed~” 

There’s way more but I’m trying to avoid a lotta entire dialogue logs lol

#watch as the millisecond after i post this i remember one of my favorite lines ever #long post #eene #asks