#roxy pins chica down who has the cookie in her mouth

[monty-glasses-roxy]

You know that post about polyamory I reblogged a bit ago?

Yeah Chica is loving being able to steal food from two people now, however it's not without consequence. Monty doesn't care and lets both Chica and Roxy steal popcorn or chips or whatever from him. He's chill.

Roxy and Chica could start a war over it if so desired. It's not every time, but sometimes Chica will steal one too many things or will dare to steal her favourite cookie and Yakity Sax starts playing as the pair of them run around the house, custody of the cookie switching rapidly bewteen the pair of them until Monty swoops in, eats it in one bite and tries to leave. They beat the shit out of him with pillows while he cackles like a cartoon villain.

Is there more cookies in the cupboard? Yes. Do they care? No, not really. It's more fun to win a blood battle for this one specific cookie sometimes and Monty just doesn't get it but loves the absurdity of it all the same. He's very inventive in his methods to get them to call a truce and hunt him down for sport instead and you know what?

Being shot in the face with a Nerfgun for Cookie Crimes is definitely one way to spend an afternoon.

#fnaf security breach #jurassic bark #jurassic bark au #roxanne wolf #glamrock chica #montgomery gator #they would never hurt each other of course! #they just like to start silly looney tunes fights over little things for fun sometimes #and besides #have you considered #roxy pins chica down who has the cookie in her mouth #and snaps it in half with her teeth #in an almost but not quite kiss #before they're even together no less? #it works in the reverse too with chica pinning roxy to half steal the cookie #the PINING #lmao #/lh