#shakespearesaladstyle

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To wither or not to wither, that is the question.

Whether tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous crispness

Or to take knives against a sea of greens and by chopping, transform them.

#ok listen ive been doing this on and off for seven years now #you cannot say this was unexpected or unwelcome its literally the name on the tin #shakespeare #salad #shakespearesaladstyle

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Give every man thy ear (of corn) but few thy fig.

-Polonius, Hamlet

#hamlet #shakespearesaladstyle

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All the world’s a garden, and all the men and women merely produce, they have their ripeness and their harvest; and one zucchini in his time feeds many people. 

-Jaques, As You Like It

#As you Like It #shakespearesaladstyle

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Sigh no more ladies, sigh no more  Tomatoes were deceivers ever One foot in fruit and one in veggie To one category constant never Then dine not so but let them grow  And be you full and sated Converting all your dinners of peppers Into hey salsa salsa Make no more pesto, make no mo Of dishes so dull and tasteless The fraud of squash was ever so Since summer first was leeky Then cook not so but let them go And be you full and sated Converting all your meals of avocado Into hey, toasty toastyyyy -Balthazar, Much Ado about Nothing

#much ado about nothing #shakespearesaladstyle #I'M SORRY

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Some are born salads, some achieve salads, and some have salads thrust upon them. 

-Malvolio, Twelfth Night

#Twelfth Night #shakespearesaladstyle

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Some rise by sun, and some by ripeness fall

- Escalus, Measure for Measure

#Measure for Measure #shakespearesaladstyle #i'm back bitches #for like tonight but i'll probs make a queue #finally graduated college yall

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We grated, we happy grated, we bundle of carrots. For he that is a carrot with me shall be of my bundle.

#Henry v #shakespearesaladstyle

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Had I a dozen tomatoes- each in my garden alike, and none less dear than thine and my good heirloom- I had rather eleven wilt nobly for their vine, than one voluptuously rot out of harvest.

#coriolanus #volumnia #tomato time #shakespeare #shakespearesaladstyle

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Hello followers! 

We're 4 followers away from reaching 100 followers!  So we're wondering what we should do to celebrate.  We've decided against a giveaway as both mods are super broke college peeps.   As a result, we're turning the decision over to you, our lovely followers, as it's because of you that we are here.  So what would you guys like to see us to do celebrate 100 followers?

#shakespearesaladstyle #is nearing 100 followers #also you guys should go pimp us out so that we get 100 followers quicker #but thats up to you lovely lovely people #we love you all so much #you guys are great