#shalalalala KISS THE FUCKING. BOY.

[phonydiaries]

a Dance in The Dark - P x Reader

It’s late when you reach the puppet’s quarters. Long shadows loom along the walls of the hotel and a draft rustles past you, pajama-clad and disheveled from a night of restlessness. You hadn’t bothered to switch your clothes, knowing your dear puppet wouldn’t pay it any mind. You had half expected to find P dormant at this hour, but instead he’s laid out on the floor with his legs kicked over the side of his bed. A book -which he seems thoroughly engrossed in- is held up above his head, its pages illuminated by the yellow-green light of Monad’s lamp, which casts a soft halo about the edges of his face. You rap your knuckles against the doorframe and his eyes jump to you, startled out of their careful concentration.

“Can’t sleep.” You sigh, gesturing down the hall with a tilt of your head. “Walk with me?”

With a twitch of a smile, Pinocchio tosses his book to the side and rolls haphazardly out of his place on the floor, clumsy with excitement. 

Knowing the hotel well enough, the two of you make your rounds of its many chambers in the dark, ever so often bumping elbows to each other’s ribs. Your barefoot steps cast dull echoes through the halls as you dip in and out of doorways, poke behind desks and rummage carelessly through shelves. In the deep blue foreignness of nighttime, you feel exploratory; curious like children let loose in an enormous garden just brimming with unrealized discoveries. 

Passing through the entrance hall, you seize the coveted opportunity to act a fool behind the front desk. “Hello, you’ve reached Hotel Krat.” You say, picking up the receiver of the hotel’s long-dead rotary phone. You’re sat on top of the desk now, your legs swinging over the side. Pinocchio glances up at you, his hands preoccupied diligently petting the hotel’s beloved orange tabby. You feign listening to the nonexistent voice on the other end of the phone. “Oh I’m sorry, Mr. Spring is busy at the moment. I’m afraid he’s in a very important meeting.” 

After thoroughly nosing about, you find yourselves settling in the piano room, you and Pino curiously flipping through pages and pages of sheet music. P’s interest is especially piqued by one booklet and he takes a seat at the piano, attempting to make sense of its pages. An admirable attempt is made as he plinks slowly and diligently away at the piece, tugging at your sleeve when he gets stuck. You barely know more than he does, and as you sit together at the bench your fingers tangle and trip over each other. The resulting notes are dissonant and clangy and you both fall into ripples of laughter at your duet's messy melody. 

The night wears on calmly, P fingering through a box of cobwebbed records, most of which are scratched beyond recognition. He retrieves one with some care and blows a layer of dust from the cover, his nose scrunching as it flutters across his face. 

You’re lying on the floor, limbs outstretched like a lazy snow angel as P futzes with the gramophone. There’s a few moments of anticipatory static before the record crackles to life; a somber piano score reverberates through the dim and intimate space. You close your eyes  as a woman’s wispy voice floats through the room, cool and calm. Something about the melody, the echo, the timbre of her voice makes your ribs fall heavy around your heart like a slowly but surely shrinking birdcage. 

Close your eyes,

Come to me,

Feel alright,

Just dance with me all through the night

“I can’t stand it.” You start, “It’s beautiful… but it makes me so sad.” 

You wonder if P is affected differently, maybe even more than you are by the emotional quality of the music. He certainly seems to have a fascination with it. “What about you?” You ask, your head turning to glance at the puppet. 

P’s eyes flicker towards the ceiling and his mouth twitches to the side in thoughtful consideration. He lifts a finger at you -hold on- while he rises from his place at the piano stool and arranges himself with precision beside the grand. He stands up tall, shoulders back, one arm held out just-so at hip level, the other outstretched as if resting on the shoulder of a ghost. You beam at the fine mimic work in front of you. 

“Really?” you ask, your brows knitting with intrigue. “Makes you want to dance, huh?” 

He nods enthusiastically and motions for you to join him. Your mouth hangs open for a moment. 

“Oh- no really I don’t know the first thing about it.” You stammer. Before your days at the hotel as Pinocchio’s companion, you had never known such affluent people and knew very little of high society or of their practices. Any formal knowledge of dance was utterly foreign to you. 

P assumes a swordsman’s stance and shrugs at you, nonchalant, as if combat training and dance were the most naturally drawn parallels in the world. 

“Sparring with you isn’t the same.” You say flatly, but P’s already made up his mind, and before you know it his hand is closing around yours and he’s tugging you up off the floor. You laugh nervously as you rise to your feet. “No, I’m serious! I don’t-” You begin to protest, but you catch a glimpse of his face, wide pleading eyes and creased brows. He smiles with all the calculated charm of a fox, handsome and cunning. You exhale deeply, steeling yourself before meeting his gaze. 

“Oh fine.” You relent, much to his chagrin. “Just watch your feet, I mean it.” 

P’s smile is annoyingly triumphant as he holds his hands palm-up out to you, seeking your guidance. Always so much concern for your comfort, you feel your cheeks warm just barely and hope the low light of the piano room masks it.

“Right. Um. Let’s see, you’ll put your hands…here.”  You say, taking his hands in yours and leading them to the crook between your waist and hips. He steals curious glances at you as you do. 

“And then I guess I’ll just…” You trail off, as your hands fold neatly together at the nape of his neck. You stand still for a moment, just looking at each other in the dark, the features of your faces obscured and foreign. This isn’t the way these things are normally done, you think, in pajamas, in the dark, but you can’t imagine it gets any better. If not for the undercurrent of music, you may have forgotten your purpose here entirely. P takes the first step, and you follow his lead with a dull anxiousness. Strangely enough, your movements feel still and mechanical compared to his. You try to loosen up, rolling your shoulders back, allowing yourself to be disarmed. P’s presence has a funny way of setting you at ease. 

The two of you move slowly in circles through the room, swaying gently like awkward young lovers. You draw into him as the music carries. Your cheek settles against his shoulder and his arms wrap around the small of your back and you breathe easy. It’s a lovely feeling, the way your bodies fit together like this, like they were made to. As you continue to step and sway, you close your eyes and listen to the gentle whirs and clicks of your companion’s heart…although… 

You maneuver slightly and press your ear to his chest. With some surprise you notice a skipping in its usual rhythm, bolder than you’ve ever heard it. You pull your head away and look up at P’s face in awe, a glinting smirk crossing your lips. 

“Pino, are you nervous?” You ask, cocking your head to the side. His face contorts and he opens his mouth as if to speak, but nothing comes of it. He actually looks flustered and you almost don’t believe it. “It’s just me.” You say simply. At this, Pinocchio’s face softens, his brows turning up as if he’d taken offense.

“Just you?” He asks, and the timbre of his voice surprises you. You spend so much time together, and yet hardly do you hear him speak. Your smile fades slowly, replaced with an expression of curiosity. You nod hesitantly and hum in reply. P shakes his head at you, deliberate and slow. 

“Not just.” He murmurs, his gaze holding yours intently. “Never just you.” You realize you’re holding your breath. A ghost of a whisper slips past your lips. 

“Oh.”

Your fingers itch for something you can’t quite name and you find yourself pulling the puppet closer. His head dips to meet you and you feel a stray lock of his hair brush your cheek. His breath is warm.

The song ends. 

The needle of the gramophone lifts and the air is stretched thin with a cutting silence. You’re left in the dark together again, frozen in place. It feels terribly long, like you’re both waiting for something.  

“The music’s stopped.” You say, shattering the stillness of the moment, and as P moves to retrieve the record you immediately wish you hadn't. Your hand extends to stop him, fingers closing around his wrist. “But- we don’t have to, you know.” 

In the dark, you think you see him smile. He holds you like glass, delicate, and picks up again, moving leisurely to the music playing only in his head. He hums the tune softly and you follow suit, the two of you meeting in a duet of somber sounds. You wonder if your chests swell the same, if your breaths and heartbeats synchronize, following each other blindly the way you do now. The motion feels like crashing waves, steady and rhythmic, comfortingly repetitive. You fall into the flow of it all over again, leaning against P, sturdy and secure. You wouldn’t mind doing this all night.

Feels alright, indeed. 

#shalalalala KISS THE FUCKING. BOY. #P talks more than usual meaning a total of 7 words #piano and gramophone are not in the same room but I realized that too late so you're gonna have to be okay with that #lies of p #lop #lies of p fanfic #my writing #lies of p x reader #pinocchio x reader

[svpcrnova-blog]

i told myself if i finished my french coursework i’d be able to write up some plot ideas for the event and i finished!!! so, inspired by all the others, here are my ideas for plots hit me up if you’re interested or just like this, i’ll come a-knocking!! ofc there are other plots and other ideas so we cna plot whatever IM EXCITED

MARS

let’s go to the beach → i know we’re all here for the parties and the drama but i just want someone to chill on the beach with mars, build sandcastles and let mars bury them in the sand 

money in the bank mars loves a prank →  listen any time mars can prank someone.....they will so this can be either someone they prank or they are prank buddies with ESPECIALLY their roomies be prepared to find your bikinis on the roof and your shampoo bottle filled with ketchup

spring fling → mars usually only makes out with people when they go out and stuff because yikes intimacy but maybe this time they get a little too drunk and there’s some fumbling and suddenly it’s gotten a bit too far and mars is like oh shit i need to get out (imagine mars climbing through a window in their underwear while their hook up is searing for condoms/lube or smth)

my first kiss went a little like this →  that being said, mars is a ho for casual make outs, this can be someone they don’t know, one of their friends, honestly anyone mars doesn’t mind who everyone at lockwood is hot 

the party dont start till i walk in → related to that, maybe your character and mars are going out together and they play wingman for each other or smth gimme friends who party together and dance and r just having a good time

that’s why her hair’s so colorful it’s ful of secrets  → so mars is actually a really good listener because they don’t really talk about themself and they’re also reaaaaaally good at keeping secrets so i have this headcanon usually end up knowing a lot of stuff about people SO if you want your chara to rant a bit or break down and drunkenly confess something to mars, i’d be super down!!!

a n g s t → mars has the tendency to disappear and then resurface especially with close friends so someone could be like THE FUCK HAVE U BEEN and calls mars out for always just dropping people and then coming back and acting like nothing has happened

JEROME 

jerome l o v e s the beach and all water-related sports so wakeboarding, surfing, swimming around, jerome’s all for it n he needs buddies

eenie meenie tiny polka dot bikinis → honestly jerome is already horny 98% of the time and people prancing around in bathing suits and people asking him to rub their back with sun tan aren’t going to help so he needs to get some lol so im open for any and all hook ups!!!!!

where did u come from where did u go → someone catch him during one of his walks of shame lol

oops i did it again → maybe he accidentally hooked up someone he shouldn’t have to (an ex, a friend’s ex, someone who isn’t single, whatever, if your character isn’t jerome’s ex we can plot that the guy has a lot of em!!) and now he’s facing the consequences people aren’t happening there’s drama happening

mellow fellow → i just want jerome to chill with people, smoking weed and snacking and just dicking around

emOTIOn → sometimes when jerome’s the right kind of drunk he just gets a bit sad and starts wallowing about how nothing’s going how he wanted and how he’s alone and his life is just hard (honestly your chara can either pat him slowly on the back or just yell at him to shut up pls)

just dudes being bros → i realised jerome needs more guy friends so pls let him be his prime fuckboi self 

shalalalala my oh my you gotta kiss the boy → cute beach dates!! like a quick romance along the shore like jerome is totally heart eyes during the week, long walks on the beach, smooching under the moonlight, going swimming late at night 

#water:event #water:event003 #water:ooc #gimme attention pls

[catboymoments]

I think I want to write that one iisero kiss thing,,,, there’d be the bakusquad and dekusquad scheming to get the nerds together, I’m thinking of the name “Operation: shalalalala, kiss de boy”

HHOLY FUCK GIVE IT TO ME