#she’s maybe 5’2’’? 5’3’’ only slightly taller by an inch or two.

[chilapis]

I love posts that are like “imagine your f/o picking you up” because they’re meant to be so sweet and gentle but every time I get picked up by a friend my brain just… shuts down. Like for whatever reason my brain physically fails to compute the situation. I cannot imagine what it would be like with Ajax

#For context I’m the shortest at my law school. Not by exaggeration; I mean ‘we have like a dozen class photos to highlight this fact’. #<- 5’0’’. #So everyone in my friend group has picked me up at least once. #Well. Almost. #The first time it happened this girl literally had a sprained arm but she kept me in the air for a good few seconds and my brain just. shut #Because it was my first time like how the fuck do you respond to that. #I just stood in place and stared at the ground for like 2 minutes after. #The most NOTABLE one was the second one because she was like. Can I pick you up. Let me pick you up. #and I was Iike have you seen yourself? no you’re going to get hurt. #she’s maybe 5’2’’? 5’3’’ only slightly taller by an inch or two. #and she’s like No I hit the gym can I pick You up. Yes or no. so I said fine but I was fully expecting failure. #and then I’m suddenly in the air. #and I was almost so borderline embarrassed after that that I stumbled and fell moments after being put down. #so like. if I have been so absolutely mind-scrambled by that I? don’t think I’ll survive. #Not even in a romantic way I think my brain would just liquify if Ajax picked me up. #Don’t ask me a single thing; don’t tell me a single thing; I’m literally useless for the entire duration of that experience. #🥀