#<- 5’0’’.

[chilapis]

I love posts that are like “imagine your f/o picking you up” because they’re meant to be so sweet and gentle but every time I get picked up by a friend my brain just… shuts down. Like for whatever reason my brain physically fails to compute the situation. I cannot imagine what it would be like with Ajax

#For context I’m the shortest at my law school. Not by exaggeration; I mean ‘we have like a dozen class photos to highlight this fact’. #<- 5’0’’. #So everyone in my friend group has picked me up at least once. #Well. Almost. #The first time it happened this girl literally had a sprained arm but she kept me in the air for a good few seconds and my brain just. shut #Because it was my first time like how the fuck do you respond to that. #I just stood in place and stared at the ground for like 2 minutes after. #The most NOTABLE one was the second one because she was like. Can I pick you up. Let me pick you up. #and I was Iike have you seen yourself? no you’re going to get hurt. #she’s maybe 5’2’’? 5’3’’ only slightly taller by an inch or two. #and she’s like No I hit the gym can I pick You up. Yes or no. so I said fine but I was fully expecting failure. #and then I’m suddenly in the air. #and I was almost so borderline embarrassed after that that I stumbled and fell moments after being put down. #so like. if I have been so absolutely mind-scrambled by that I? don’t think I’ll survive. #Not even in a romantic way I think my brain would just liquify if Ajax picked me up. #Don’t ask me a single thing; don’t tell me a single thing; I’m literally useless for the entire duration of that experience. #🥀

[yourgalgremlin]

#from: shamelesss #gallavich 🤝 Jegulus #5’0 Reg kinnie #marauders era #marauders #incorrect marauders quotes #regulus black #marauders incorrect quotes #james potter #jegulus #hp marauders #the marauders era #the marauders #dead gay wizards from the 70s #dead gay wizards #regulus headcanon #regulus is a little shit #regulus black is a little shit #regulus black loves james potter #james potter loves regulus black #james potter is the sun #james potter is a simp #james potter x regulus black #regulus black x james potter #james x regulus #regulus x james #sunseeker #starchaser

[solargeist]

Can we pretty please get a Grian and Xelqua meet-up?? I love how you draw Xelqua and Grian and I just need to see what they would do if they meet......for science of course

wait hold on.. goes crazy .. I don’t have a design for Xelqua, that was just Grian earlier, but…. I think it’d go well

I think Xelqua is his patron, so he’d be excited to meet him !

but I was also playing with the idea that Little Grian here is a reincarnated version of Xelqua, but still looks up to him, prays to him, would want to be picked up and hugged by him, the safety of it. (How can he be reincarnated and still have a form here ? Well the divine can be a bit finicky)

#something something abt the first thing little grian says to Xelqua is did you hear me ? When I thanked you for the food ! #<- Aether showed him how to pray before meals #ask #my art #Xelqua #sketching #Late night doodle of them . Yawnssss #Also something something abt Grian being a reincarnated Xelqua and the two angels having to take care of him #he has no divine memory ! Maybe some vague feelings involving being scared of lightning and missing the ocean . But he’s just a little kid #that needs to be fed and kept out the weather and his back scratched so he’ll go to sleep #someone hold me back this is becoming a one shot au #Also Xelqua is 5’0/152cm still. Aether and Flora can’t tell if he’s another child when they see him 😭😭😭 #Grian and Xelqua meet and it’s like when Goten met Goku for the first time . Bursts into tears rn live #kidxelqua

[linkbetweenlinksau]

I wanted Minish to be the shortest on the team to show that the Minish magic really affected him physically but I realize that he’s… not that short compared to the others 💀💀 so yay for him?

#he feels less out of place #lbl Minish #link between links #lbl Wild #lbl Hyrule #lbl four #those are all the folks under 5’0 #there’s still the ones who are 5’0

[floydleart]

some yog ladies up next!

pt. 1

#yogscast #yogs #fanart #lomadia #zoeya #nanosounds #Lomadia is 5’10 Zoeya is 6’0 and Nano is 5’0

[scholliski]

sometimes it hits me that AFTG is set in the Deep South and I have to giggle a little bit

#a small 5’0 man dressed in combat boots and swamped in all black running around South Carolina #with a geeky science major and a flamboyant Hispanic man #…and Neil #I can only imagine the chaos #all for the game #aftg #neil josten #andrew minyard #the foxhole court #andreil #tfc #all for the gay #aftg shitpost #shitpost #all for the idiots

[dozydawn]

“Soviet figure skater Irina Konstantinovna Rodnina (right) signs the badge of American skater JoJo Starbuck at the World Figure Skating Championships in Lyon, 24th February 1971.”

#hell yeah #(jojo is still in her skates right... hang on let me look something up) #jojo is 5’4’’ & irina is 5’0’’. probably still in her skates #pairs skating #irina rodnina #jojo starbuck #1971 #1970s #figure skating #height difference

[enderspawn]

‘why are you a tall gillion truther’ listen you dont understand i need chip to be a little manlet and the shortest of the crew so badly.

#and 5’0 or less just doesn’t fit the man #he’s like. 5’4 to MAYBE 5’6 #and for that to be true And him to be shortest (point and laugh) #gillion has to be 5’9 #also I’m biased :3 <(is 5’9) #jrwi #og post

[kittenchancorruptionarc]

Is this is how you look when your talking to an employee who is much bigger than you

Yes or no

…I refuse to answer this question.

#((the answer is yes)) #((short ass)) #((<- says the Mun whi is 5’0))

[fabuloustrash05]

The taller she is, the better 👌

#for those who want to know #in 2012 canon #Raph is 5’0 #Mona is 6’0 #tmnt memes #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt raphael #raphael hamato #tmnt mona lisa #tmnt ramona #height comparison #height chart #credit to my instagram

[sadberrystuff]

it’s not even close to done but I’m drawing all of the Aurinkos with my (headcanoned) biblically accurate heights and this is KILLING ME

#6’6” vs 5’0 if you were wondering #my first time drawing jet actually (and vespa) (aaaand buddy) #anyways will release full vers whenever it’s done i just thought this was funnyyy #tpp #junoverse #jet sikuliaq #rita redacted #she’s everything. he’s just Jet #jk jk he’s everything too

[cometthestaar]

Low effort but I finally did the meme

#limbus company #meursault #meursault limbus company #limbus fanart #limbus meursault #fanart #project sekai colorful stage #emu otori #otori emu #pjsk #prosekai #prsk #project sekai fanart #is this too niche #i think we’re gonna have to kill this guy #did you know Meursault is like 6’2 and Emu is like 5’0????

[solargeist]

He does the hand flappy stims but also flaps his wings too

Also he does those stomps when he's angry

Brother was not beating the child allegations in the watcher's eyes

-💥

HE ABSOLUTELY STOMPS, I think he doesn’t know what to do with himself when he’s angry, his hands tangle in his hair or push against his face, he stomps his foot. And then he’s trailing away pissed off.

I think the Watchers tend to Not move their wings unless they’re flying, but Grian’s is always moving in some way. Flapping them as a happy stim yes, but also just fidgeting by ruffling them randomly

#ask #IT DOESNT HELP THAT HES 5’0…… #the watchers absolutely see this as child behavior #even when he’s at his wits end they respond like he’s being a kid #how frustrating

[lordoftheweevils]

Funny how pets look like their owners

#wilderlore #wilderlore fanart #barclay thorne #it’s funny how people are like omg that wolf is so scary I wonder what it’s keeper looks like! and then Barclay walks in and he’s like 5’0

[fear-is-truth]

Hi! I was wondering if I could do a request/head cannons with Kai? So basically Kai x short reader, like the reader is really short around like 5’0 and Kai just towers over the reader, if you can’t do this then that’s perfectly fine! x

ofc pooks!! thank you for the request and here you go!!

#had to look up how short 5’0 really is #requests

[amthewishiwashi]

Genuine question, do gay men actually like chubby trans men because like… kinda hard to find someone that doesn’t see as a girl and is fine with me being not the average white skinny twink with curly fluffy hair?

#gayboy #trans pride #transgender #trans man #ftm #gay #mlm #I’m hella short like 5’0 holy shit