#she'd wack Octavian with a stick any day of the week

[ilikepjo24]

Hazel: I could strangle you.

Octavian: You're not tall enough.

Hazel: ...

Hazel: You've sunk low enough for me to reach.

#everyone forgets that hazel is not a sweetheart #like #she'd wack Octavian with a stick any day of the week #she's hang him upside down from the ceiling and make him into a pinata #only he doesn't contain candy #so she wouldn't stop until she drew curses and blood out of him instead #and Octavian is Tol #that's the only thing he has going on for him #so he uses it a lot #especially to hazel #bc she's smol #Tavy is Tol and Hazel is Smol and they hate each other #everyone should have seen this coming #hazel lavesque #pjo octavian #octavian pjo #heroes of olympus #incorrect hoo quotes #let them be frenemies #or just enemies but funny