#everyone should have seen this coming

[ilikepjo24]

Hazel: I could strangle you.

Octavian: You're not tall enough.

Hazel: ...

Hazel: You've sunk low enough for me to reach.

#everyone forgets that hazel is not a sweetheart #like #she'd wack Octavian with a stick any day of the week #she's hang him upside down from the ceiling and make him into a pinata #only he doesn't contain candy #so she wouldn't stop until she drew curses and blood out of him instead #and Octavian is Tol #that's the only thing he has going on for him #so he uses it a lot #especially to hazel #bc she's smol #Tavy is Tol and Hazel is Smol and they hate each other #everyone should have seen this coming #hazel lavesque #pjo octavian #octavian pjo #heroes of olympus #incorrect hoo quotes #let them be frenemies #or just enemies but funny

[kentocidal]

sero hanta makes you reach down to put it in. if you even care. like he makes you squirm and laughs as you whimper when you feel his heady, leaky tip kiss your hole. “put it in, sweetheart,” he whispers to you, grabbing your hand and tugging it to his cock, “you gotta work a little more for it.”

#woodrow.txt #something has come over me #sero.txt #edit: i wrote this because not everyone subscribes to my canon of they/them sero hanta #which everyone should by the way #but if you’ve seen the light like i have just know i’m actually talking about their* cock/strap #from now on i’ll be using they/them pronouns for sero btw. establishing that here bc ik ain’t no one gonna read these

[sunglassesmish]

i know that’s right

#he should be wayyyy higher #have you seen him today #also why does everyone always use the worst pictures in these thing #things* #i didn’t even include the ones they used because it’s just such a disservice #not that they’re bad but COME ON.

[mikoran]

i feel like everyone in this fandom needs to like take a break from it and just. hang out in another fandom for a while. remind themselves of what typical fandom environments are like because this one acts a lot differently from how fandoms typically do

#like i get it its a lot more canon focused and analysis driven than typical fandoms #but that leads to really stupid shit #like hey people can have headcanons or explore an idea that goes against characterization. thats common actually #people arent automatically not allowed to enjoy something just because it conflicts with canon #fandom is about fun its not about being right or faithful to the source material #and i think a lot of us need to be reminded of that #a lot of the debates that i see happen are really dumb and would hardly be a debate in other fandoms #because no one gives a shit #i feel like everyone who has strong feelings about certain stuff would have a stroke if they went near a fandom like mha or something #anyway case and point this fandom needs to take a step back and just. not take some stuff so seriously #like ive never seen a fandom debate characterization and shit so frequently and heatedly before #its about fun!!! not accuracy!!! #byler #stranger things #i should probably clarify this isnt vagueposting or something #no one specifically prompted this i just got reminded of some of the debates that come up a lot in the fandom

[reasoncourt]

idk who needs to hear this but you can hate taylor swift without siding with the ai porn guys. disliking her isn’t an act of misogyny but ai porn of her is an act of misogyny despite her whiteness and wealth and power. like this is fr my problem with most ppl who hate her - they just abandon all of their principles when it comes to her. like we do realise she can suck and also not deserve nonconsenual porn made of her right?

#srry for ppl who haven’t seen this discourse hahaha #i’m just so ???? about it #reminds me of when everyone was taking kanye’s side years ago with that phone call thing #because they hate taylor swift #and it’s like - ok think what u want about the phone call and her reaction #but u have to agree that him making a fake nude plastic replica of her naked body #to have sleeping in bed with him in his music video #was actually disgusting #like she was 25 i think #and everyone was like ‘white woman victimhood tears wealthy woman boo’ etc #and it’s like ok ok but the music video was fucked up #we think the music video was massively wrong right #guys? guys??!!! #right?!!!! #anywho #just needed a rant #this shit affects more than just celebrities #and i don’t think ‘she deserves it’ should ever be an argument #no matter what you think of the victim #when it comes to this stuff #dl

[grinchwrapsupreme]

"God loves you so much he wont let you die horror trope" is basically the plot of the first few seasons of the venture bros from hank and deans perspective except instead of god its rusty and also they spend like 16 years not knowing this is happening

#the venture bros #hank venture #dean venture #rusty venture #also they die all the time #i was thinking about how multiple people have come up to hank and deano and told them #yeah ive seen you die you should not be here #and how fucked up that is #rusty 'i grew up surrounded by death and superscience and now death is meaningless to me beyond a hurdle to jump' venture #rusty 'everyone in my life controls me except these two kids who i control and i refuse to let them go' venture #rusty 'my kids have died a dozen times and each death lives inside of me forever' venture #damn what a show huh?

[sonknuxadow]

theres multiple reasons i dont like s/urgeamy but one of the things ive seen people do with it that annoys me a bit is the idea that surge and kit are going to become good because surge is gonna fall in love with amy and thats gonna be her only motivation to change.. and im sorry but am i the only one who thinks it would suck so bad for such fun antagonists to instantly switch sides just because one of them was "fixed" by romance and no other reason

#that is not an appealing storyline to me at least not for something like sonic where i dont wanna see canon romance #i DO think it could be interesting if amy being nice to surge and kit is gonna somehow be the start of a redemption arc for them #but not in a romantic way . not in an instant ''well i guess i have to switch sides now because i have a crush on sonics friend'' way #and ive seen some people assume that surge and kit are actually being serious when they come to the restoration as if theyve changed #i definitely dont think this is the case i dont think theyre good guys now #at least not yet it is possible they could calm down one day. but i dont think thats whats going on right now #i dont get why people are so obsessed with shipping amy with everyone anyway #shes just a little guy she should be doing average middle school aged girl activities like playing neopets or whatever #not entering serious romantic relationships . come on #especially considering most of her friends are a bit older than her #also the constant ''haha surge stole sonics girlfriend'' posts are getting on my nerves too #like my reasons for not liking the ship + the fact that the joke has already been made a million times aside. #it just always annoys me seeing amy be reduced to sonics girlfriend when theyre not even dating

[bleaksqueak]

see, ppl can say what they want about the resi 3 remake, but the remake got Mikhail perfect. Also i actually really love weird Puppy Nemesis lmao

#GET OFF OF HIS TRAIN SHITBIRD #ilu grandpa you did your best #I think the remake is fine #there's parts of the original I miss a ton #and parts I am glad are gone #mostly I'm just confused by the rose colored glasses everyone remembers wrt a nemesis that doesn't exist #he was never a random stalker he always had scripted spawns and due to the ps1 limitations the “random” was down to two or three options #with that said re3 remake coming off the heels of re7 with pretty good stalkers like jack and margeurite #and then directly off the heels of re2 with one of the best programmed game stalkers i've ever seen #he's a letdown for sure #I loved the pre-release rumors saying nemesis would chase you into safe rooms #that should have been a real thing #Oh wow is it really time for our regularly scheduled resident evil obsessing?? #I wanted to name Nikolai after Mikhail but mercury spatted me with a newspaper and told me I had too many M names #I have had this fondness for hero grandpa for a long time okay #anyway I know that absolutely no one follows me for resident evil so lmao ignore my rambling #it's fine though #because no matter if you follow me for solivaga or homestuck :) #I've fed you resident evil no matter what #what do you mean parts of the harley manor are inspired by the spencer mansion!? #HAHA GOT'EM #what do you mean there's a ton of resident evil refs in soli #RAT STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[feline-evil]

Dethvanity is really funny to me conceptually as an episode because you can see how little they had to make the characters insecure about for the bit. They swing for obvious lowblow choices with Pickle' baldness and Nathan's weight and even those require some suspension of disbelief because ok. Sure. Nathan '(said extremely proudly) never skipped a meal in my life!' Explosion is insecure about being a big man now. Nathan *guy who everyone thinks is smoking hot 99% of the time* Explosion is a tiny bit larger than usual and is insecure about it now. Lol. Lmao even.

But anyway then we hit Skwisgaar and Toki and there's like NOTHING to swing for, you can see them going uhhh ok Skwis doesn't sleep he probably drinks a lot of coffee, and Toki? Shit, what does Toki have to be insecure about with his looks. He's perfect, he's adorable, he's ripped. Um. FUCK IT, HE'S DOING NOTHING BUT EATING LEMONS. WE GOT NOTHING, WE GOT NOTHING, JUST GIVE THE BOY CITRUS FRUITS.

WOE 🍋 BE UPON YE

I'm sure i could make some smarter points about the attempts at applying vanity in this ep and how outside of this and a few other moments i do actually like that the show rarely takes pot shots at things like Nathan's weight, but you see Nathan has shirtless scenes in this one and so my intelligence is impeded when all the blood rushes out of my head and into my-

#metalocalypse #jay talkin #I LOVE TOKI'S LEMON EATING CHALLENGE HES ON IN THIS EP. BABY YR STRANGE AND PECULIAR #pickles being insecure abt balding is funny too. my man has chosen a hairstyle that is actively making that worse for himself #buddy if u didnt have whiteguy dreads impromise yr hair wld be healthier. but we love u for yr octopus swag anyway <3 #also hi nathan dont listen to the tv listen to me you look great. hi hello. im unsheathing my sword to cut down anyone who makes u feel bad #EVERYBODY IN UNIVERSE IS A COWARD. ITS BIG BOY SEASON. COME GET U ONE #dethvanity isnt in my list of favs i think most its humour is rlly easy lowballs but i find it funny for reasons outside of that #which is namely the show trying to make charavters insecure abt things when they absolutely are not any other time lmao #trying to find things to make skwis and toki insecure abt but theres NOTHING. ITS RLLY FUNNY #listen. putting my hand on everyones shoulder. lets not ignore the elephant in the room this show is uh #OFTEN VERY FATPHOBIC. so its no bastion of rep just cuz it doesnt take all the pot shots it cld at nathans body #it still does take some and theres plently of fatphobia outside of nathans character #but i do like that nathan is a bigger guy and outside of a few eps thats just treated as smth fine! its not remarked on outside of those! #and i think his body is drawn really well and i like that hes permitted to be sexy and to be like. seen with his body out just as much #as like anyone else in the band. like yeah duh nathan explosion is sexy in universe ppl are rocking with this. AS THEY SHOULD BE #idk like i say. not denying the show its fatphobia just saying i like how nathan is treated and portrayed a lot of the time :]

[willowser]

gaining all those new followers from plagiarizing poc and running them off tumblr you're a terrible person and i hope you rot

so this is another really heavy accusation that i take very seriously.

who is it that i've run off, exactly ?? if you are said person or know them personally, i would love to have the ability to speak to you/them one-on-one, like grown adults, so that we can clear the air or discuss whatever issue there seems to be.

i doubt that you'll respond legitimately but this has always been my stance on your issue with me, that has kept you coming back to, not only my main account but also my nsfw account, daily. sometimes multiple times a day. you've also never once given me any kind of definition on what it is exactly that i've "plagiarized" — which, again, leads me me to believe you're just choosing to be hateful for no reason ?? the ONLY reference that's been made in the last few weeks that this has been going on, is the love island bakugou concept, and if that's what you're still sticking by, then — again — i urge you to understand what plagiarism actually is.

#for the third time now — i am urging you to message me privately so we can squash this #i truly dont understand how this could be fun for you ?? so what's the point in wasting your time over something you know isn't true ??? #if you genuinely thought i'd stolen something i think you would have come at me with evidence straight away #and if i had anything to hide i wouldnt have answered you publicly THREE TIMES NOW #who have i run off ?? in my original love island bakugou post i added a link to the only other post(s) i had seen about it #but even still !! writing about a widely popular television show that's currently airing isn't plagiarism #anyway. again — sorry to everyone that has to see this but !! if this person is brave enough to do this not only to me but close friends — #— then they should be brave enough to be witnessed as they so deeply desire #the great anon calypse of 2023 #✿ ask willow

[dailypolishstriders]

Day 4 ! traditional attire

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #dave strider #dirk strider #daily polish striders #everyone should have seen this one coming

[cometrose]

i didn’t pay attention to dark road but i was browsing through the kh wiki what do you mean some student went crazy and murdered like all of xehanort’s classmates

#wtf is this wiki page telling me #kingdom hearts #kh #kh dark road #long story short his sister died and the darkness turned him absolutely insane #is that right? #like he slaughters everyone and only eraqus xehanort and their master survive #and one of their friends fakes his death and is actually a version of luxu #honestly we should have seen braig vs bragi coming #like is that the sweet spot of the story and then xehanort is like darkness! and then eraqus becomes obsessed with the light #is that correct? #what the fuck…happened #the amount of atrocities that happen in this cutesy fucky mobile game are insane #local student goes on mass murder spree WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT #i was rereading up on the MoM was curious about Darkness and then this whole thing spiraled out

[agnerd-bot]

Weird idea but hear me out.

Lostbelt King Florence Nightingale that’s been pushed even further into madness than her Berserker incarnation. She has made a world where death as a concept no longer exists.

This is not a good thing.

#fate #fate grand order #fgo #florence nightingale #imagine a Lostbelt that’s a horrific hybrid of I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream and Bioshock #A land where humanity has reached a ‘perfected’ state where no one can die #But at the cost of everyone’s humanity #As an inverse to Berserker Nightingale sacrificing her own humanity for the sake of her dream #Lostbelt King Nightingale sacrificed everyone else’s #Coming with the side effect that #Like Qin Shi Huang’s Lostbelt #The concept of heroes is completely foreign to this faceless and broken humanity #Even thinking for oneself is seen as alien and incomprehensible #Thanks to all the changes Lostbelt Nightingale has done #This may or not be heavily inspired by 300IQPrower’s own Lostbelt concepts #Which you should totally check out

[tethered-heartstrings]

Id just like to say that I love all your reblogs of yourself coz I don't know if I missed them or if I forgot those posts existed but everytime I'm like "wow, what a banger" and then I look and it's you who's rereblogging your own posts and I'm just like .....AS THEY SHOULD! THANK YOU!

genuinely read this and it made my day tysm on so many levels <33

#wishing you a thousand good days to come #i used to feel weird about rbing my own stuff bc i thought it was annoying and i was like #there is stuff people havent seen #my blog isnt old but i have made a lot of posts #and i have like 1100 memes there is a good chance people havent seen some of them #+ my other posts too #but now idc. i am happy with the stuff i have made and i should rb myself. everyone should rb themselves #imagine though if i rbed 10 memes a day every day it would take like 3.5 months #and that doesn't include the new ones i would make along the way #but seriously ty ty ty anon whoever you are <333 #i had an exam today so this was wonderful <3 #anonymous #the curious clown

[hideawaysis]

i fucking hate how autism advocacy is so largely populated by late-diagnosed high-functioning autistics that forget that some people can't mask because you get takes like fuckingnfjdjdj "stop using functioning labels they're ableist" (they're not saying you're low/high-functioning is a neutral fucking statement just like saying ur disabled is) or god forbid fucking "well actually autism doesn't inhibit people that much and people like the stereotypes don't really exist" fuuuuuck you i AM the stereotypes, i use diapers as a disability aid and struggle to take care of myself without help, my "job" can barely be considered a job because anything else exhausts me too easily or i fail to understand it, i almost didn't fjcking pass high school, the only thing keeping you from immediately branding me as what i am (severely disabled) is the fact that i can type coherently fuck yoooouuuu. like i get it you all want rights i want rights to!! but the shit that you say in an attempt to get rights for yourself makes it so much less fucking likely for people like ME to get rights too. you're not taking a step forward by ignoring the fact that we exist you're just taking twenty fuckin steps back for god's sake

#hideawaysisposting #this isnt to say all high-functioning late-diagnosed autistics are like thos #im not really generalizing here because its obviously more nuanced than just like #oh clearly everyone in this group is like this #thats just prejudice #but like godddd #i have seen so many takes like this coming from those kinds of autists and it infuriates me #literally just saw a post like #i think we should start using low or high masking instead of functioning labels teehee #FUCK YOUUUU I LITERALLY CANT EVEN MASK AT ALL THESE DAYS #LOW MASKING MY ASSSSSSS #ughh #sorry i get super heated abt this shit #im gonna go make imaginary amvs in my head abt my ocs now

[twist-shout-and-shells]

So, uh... remember that 6th of January? In the US? Yeah, that. But in Brazil. On the 8th. Only no one's really trying to stop them. And they've broken into more than just the House. And Bolsonaro's fled to Florida.

Yeah. Fuck.

#brasil #brazil #yes there is a considerable amount of people #no the military have not yet veen deployed #must be busy painting curbs #they've broken in the supreme court building too #totally busted #politics #i guess #like everyone should have seen it coming #I'll give it to them i thought it was over since lula had taken office #and they had started to disband #but the police and the military in the capital should have seen it coming