#shelbabbles

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haunted dolls are cool not scary like bro there's a friend in there

#1k #shelbabbles #this is the worlds worst post bcs morons keep telling me their fake ghost stories ghosts arent real and you guys are too stupid to be alive

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mads mikkelsen boob sweat friday

mads mikkelsen boob sweat friday

#shelbabbles

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STOP fuckin the rat at disney world, he's got dismeases

#shelbabbles #1k

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people getting mad at other people being in the kitchen at the same time as they are....human food aggression

#like w dogs #shelbabbles

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#skipped the laughing went straight to pain #shelbabbles #1k

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it's just normal eights to a guy like the joker

#shelbabbles

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rose has mommy issues and she's 100% the type when unchecked to give her own daughter one day mommy issues. rose is strained relationship coded

#shelbabbles

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#i left episodes in on purpose to catch those um actually people #like a hornet trap #shelbabbles #homestuck

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me going on homestuck twitter

#shelbabbles

[maretriarch]

hey. I feel like being vulnerable tonight. I used to say everypony and oh my celestia, buck etc when I was twelve. in front of my friends, peers, family, strangers. really everyone was subjected to it.

#shelbabbles #people comment on it less than you might think but thats not like a pro tip or to do this #i had just already raised the bar so low before this

[maretriarch]

the least dramatic homestuck ship now w all this hs2 Shit is arasol and like, one time sollux killed her

#shelbabbles

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his feet don't touch the floor... manlet king

#did he get a troll ice cream sundae whys that really cute LMAO #shelbabbles #hiveswap #hiveswap spoilers

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omg I can't believe I didn't show you guys this clown I got from work a while back I'm obsessed with him. idk if the photos show it off well but his hands are only connected to his chin + his hat looks like ice cream dripping down his head. I love him dearly

#yes i still havent made the bed frame i got. dont worry about it im doin it TODAY #thrift #shelbabbles #he was kinda pricy at 5 dollars (EXPENSIVE TO ME)but worth it #i call him drippy #cus of. the ice cream head #he has such pretty delicate hands im shocked a finger hasnt broken off yet but woo lucky me

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if the clown wheel landed on bronze vikare would have been fucking done for

#shelbabbles

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girls how long do you think you would last against hannibal trying to manipulate you into murdering someone and be honest.

#for me like #a solid minute #it would DEPEND on who it was though #shelbabbles

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Never Eat Toast In A Tanktop: and other humorous advice for the big breasted

#my cleavage can hold more crumbs than a loveseat #shelbabbles