#a solid minute

[sevenines]

OBSESSED with this new su signing poster. pearl holding greg just because. slightly older steven with attempts at growing out facial hair. the little pebble in the corner. garnet criss-crossed on greg’s van. lapis’ pants riding down so low you can see her hip. bismuth with that muscle definition. connie’s preppy outfit. peridot’s blank glasses.

#steven universe #i had nothing spectacular to say about how amethyst was drawn #but shout out to the dimensionality of her pants it’s all so solid #but you must understand that i’ve been staring at this poster for full minutes #also LOVE lapis’ expression #(not my poster ftr it’s from someone else and i blanked out their name)

[bxnnie-bxwl]

highlight from dawko's stream when he played the fnaf in real time demo i forgor to post JHGSDGDG

#bonnie was just staring into nothing for a solid two minutes he was not even trying to kill dawko SDGFHDSG #it was so damn funny #he was too high!!! #art #fnaf #fnaf bonnie

[hamsternamedmarinette]

I know we talked about the foosball table a lot but I don't think we talked about it enough

#i saw this in a vision while in class today and couldn't concentrate for a solid five minutes as i thought about it #мой рисунок #мой пост #conformation #miraculous ladybug #ml #miraculous #adrien agreste #gabriel agreste #plagg #ml comic

[gobbluthofficial]

CIS PEOPLE DO NOT INTERACT

cis people are so stupid and so focused on cis normativity that they cannot comprehend trans joy or trans people just feeling understood. i was trying to tell my sister that allan from the barbie movie unintentionally summarized the transmasc experience and she genuinely could not understand what i was talking about because allan wasn't trans. and when i said "i know. i don't think he was supposed to be trans but a male character who is better friends and more comfortable with female characters and is noticeably out of place and isolated from other men in a more masculine and overly macho setting is exactly what i experience as a trans man." and her response was literally just "but he isn't trans"

#this went on for like five solid minutes #barbie

[tatakaeeren]

Jinshi.exe has stopped working ...

#the apothecary diaries #kusuriya no hitorigoto #shoujoedit #jinshi #maomao #toriigifs #askjdhahdkasd omgggg you guysss the way i laughed for like a solid minute!!! kajhkdhaj #LOOK AT HIS FACEEEE dkjakdh hahahah 😂😂😂😂 literally he stooped working XD #userartless #userdabiluna #userinahochi #usersophies #userzuura #shoujo

[nightmaretour]

Anti-technology people who insist they're not ableist crack me up. What about people who rely on machines to breathe, eat, keep their heart functioning, or otherwise stay alive? "Well not that technology, obviously!" Ok what about AAC users, people who use hearing aids, or otherwise use technology to interact with the world in ways they otherwise couldn't? "Not that technology, obviously." Okay, my mobile phone is my memory, my sense of time, my sense of direction when I get lost, my ability to contact someone when I need help. It is my personal freedom because without it I would need full time care and supervision. But yes, that technology, right?

I hate how technology is made and utilised under capitalism as much as the next guy, but to pretend that technology doesn't greatly improve the lives of countless people, or even allow them to continue being alive, is to be willfully ignorant to the existence of disabled people. A world without technology is a world where a lot of disabled people don't get to survive. Capitalism is the problem, not the technology. Technology can (and should) exist just fine without capitalism.

#cripplepunk #cripple punk #disability #anti tech #actually disabled #don't even get me started on how technology is necessary to synthesise a lot of vital medicines #A whole lot of supposedly left wing ideologies rely on just pretending that disabled people don't exist #Or even outright admitting that we would no longer exist in their 'ideal' future #Apparently eugenics is fine if you put an anti-capitalist badge on it #Anti tech is ecofascism you can't change my mind #(Side note I forgot the word activism for a solid 5 minutes writing this and I'm scared) #eco fascism #1k #2k #3k

[dumbnotstupidfuck]

angel going ‘hey babe, watch this’ and doing a death drop and husk spends at least five seconds thinking angel just snapped his leg and died right in front of him

#maybe husk is super drunk and more easily tricked #I’m not kidding I laughed for a solid minute thinking of this I can’t breathe #huskerdust #husk #angel dust #casinohearts #hazbin hotel

[sunflowergraves]

#been a solid minute since I posted #welcome back to memes only I find funny #solangelo #will solace #tsats #nico di angelo #also lowkey kinda funny that will was on the verge of death the whole book and he still managed to take L after L from everyone #Tripped after being told to be careful #Coffee spilled on him after reassuring Nico the subway was awesome #summoning a mini army of birds and dogs when he tried to take a silly walk #cheese hat and shoelace soup after traumatizing nightmares #nearly knocked into The Abyss #hit in the face by his sun globe #like damn honestly i would also be pissed and cranky #how could i forget when he tried to speak trog and accidentally said he was going to eat them #and losing the oars to the canoe trying to build nico a cute minecraft house #i can't stay anything because im like this on a daily basis. i feel for both our boyfriends

[gunpowdertimsleftgun]

kill them with kindness? wrong! CEASELESS WATCHER TURN YOUR GAZE UPON THIS WRETCHED THING 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

#magpod #tma #jonathan sims #head archivist of the magnus institute london #i sat down and just spammed the eye emoji for a solid minute

[fortheloveofexy]

twinkyards confirmed

#ily nora #but i will still be drawing beefy twinyards #i laughed at this for a solid 20 minutes before i could gather the braincells to post this here #anyway #have fun! #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #andrew minyard #aaron minyard #beefy twinyard supremacy #twinyards #nora sakavic

[ao3-crack]

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#archive of our own #ao3 stuff #ao3 quotes #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #two sets of very unique gay couple #I’ll have you know I actually stopped reading and just stared at this line for like a solid ten minutes #seriously

[autismsupersoldier]

the reason why eva and big boss had such good chemistry is because they both love their corny awful sex puns. kaz not so much

#not to say kaz doesnt like corniness #he just wishes they could actually bang instead of being unwilling audience to snake's twenty minute standup routine #tragic: the hot guy you want to have a summer fling with is a colossal dumbass and kind of bad at sex. even more tragic you still want him #kazuhira miller #kazuhira “benedict” miller #kazuhira (benedict) miller #mgs kaz #kaz miller #big boss #naked snake #big boss mgs #mgs #metal gear solid #mgs 3 #mgs peacewalker #bbkaz #autismsupersoldier originals

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

finally colored that Eddie scribble <3 rough day p.2!

#am i happy with this? no! but im tired of messing with it so this is what we get #i mean its not Bad but. sigh #i gotta get better at coloring stuff its my Art Weakness #no matter how much i try i cannot understand color theory #my brain simply says No <3 #i have perfect color vision and yet. and fucking yet. cant use it for shit! yeehaw! #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #eddie dear #i hope he enjoys that ice cold soda - sold exclusively at howdys for a stellar deal only one hundred percen- *gunshot* #i would like everyone to know that i unironically initially wrong 'seld' instead of 'sold' #and genuinely didnt know why there was a little red squiggle friend underneath it for a solid minute #the brain is rotting <3 i go outside and the ravens start divebombing <3 #i am living up to my url of 'carrion' #dead meat walkin babeyyyyyy #i think the chronic migraines are actually frying my neurons!!! yee! haw!

[i-think-in-metaphors]

Me, as a witch rips off a piece of skin to use in her brew: oww!!

That's it. There's no punchline. I'm trapped here and I need help.

#kriff i can tell its late because i thought of tbis #and luaghed for like #a solid minute #im pretty sure its not funny #but its 3 am here and everything is hilarious

[spockoholic]

they really went and replaced mipha’s statue with THEE fruitiest statue of link and sidon possible 😂

#totk spoilers #totk #tears of the kingdom #tears of the kingdom spoilers #sidlink #i laughed for like a solid minute when i got there #then you go see sidon and he’s like… link remember im dtf come ANYTIME

[audarcy]

#emmaposting #my message. a friend made this edit. #it sent me into hysterics for a solid five minutes. #us politics #election day