to know all the world’s secrets
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Thinking last night about how if Jon hadn’t lived with his grandmother he probably wouldn’t have been marked by The Web at such an early age. Thinking about how it’s not exactly common to be completely orphaned by eight at the oldest.
Thinking about how easy it would be to get startled by a large bug, such as a spider, crawling on you/near you so much that you loose your footing on a ladder/roof/whatever, and end up falling.
Thinking about how a tiny spider crawling around a surgical theatre, even a spider too small to be noticed, could potentially cause an infection that could easily lead to fatal complications.
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Sorry. Unfollowing. Knew he was a manipulative bitch intent on ending the world in exchange for immortality. Didn't know he was a shitty boss-
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If only she succeeded
[ID: A digital illustration of Gertrude Robinson shown from the chest up from The Magnus Archives.
Gertrude is tilting forward, her eyes are cut in half, due to her eyelids, looking directly at the viewer. She is holding a turned-on lighter below her chin with her right hand, the fire reaching above her lip, creating a circle of light that illuminates her face, a bit of her hair, her shoulders and a small part of her chest, and the hand holding the lighter.
There are fire particles flowing upwards, and everything else is cast in a dark blue shadow. end ID]
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He is warm, he is safe. There are two arms slung around him, holding him close. Jon doesn’t remember the last time he’s had such a good night’s sleep. He didn’t even have any nightmares. Slowly, he blinks his eyes open. His face is only inches away from Martin’s, who is also gradually waking up. He looks unfairly beautiful like this, illuminated by the early morning sun, curls plastered to his forehead, sleep in his barely opened eyes. When he catches Jon staring a soft smile spreads on his lips.
Chapter 4 for After everything is said and done (Somehow you are still the one) written for @tmabigbang is up now
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Statement of y/n regarding being sold to the music group one direction, original statement given on wattpad, audio recording by Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus Institution, London. Statement begins: I woke up and pulled my messy brown hair into a loose bun-
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Why haven't I seen any Magnus Archives/Monster's Inc crossovers. Where's the fic where they find out Humor is stronger than Fear and Jon has to become a stand-up comedian
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[image ID : a screenshot of mag121 with edited text saying "there are many cons to being a marine biologist" end ID]
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It’s been a long road, from the beginning to the end
(Full disclosure: drew this before I heard the episode)
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EDIT: Do not repost without my permission. This has happened a few times now with this drawing and it is not okay. If I see it I will immediately report for copyright infringement. Stop stealing art.
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dooooodle dump y’all like these right
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elias is *really* good at reading lips
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[id: a five panel comic drawn digitally of jon sims, a black man with long curly hair pulled into a messy braid, and tim stoker, a filipino man with jaw-length dark brown hair, sides cut shorter in an undercut. the dialogue is formatted from a series of text messages.
in the first panel jon leans close to show tim his phone screen. jon says, “wanna see something.” and reveals a screenshot of an internet browser with 436 open tabs. he goes on to say, “look at this. i cant close any of them. i need them.”
in the second panel tim, looking concerned, says, “what the fuck is wrong with you.” jon, turning away from tim, replies, “so much.” tim says “too much?” and jon replies “i was vulnerable and opened my heart and my tabs to you. this is how you treat me.”
in the third panel, jon turns back towards tim suddenly, shoving his phone in tims face to reveal that he now has only 412 tabs open. he says, “will this make you love me? respect me?” while tim smiles slightly.
in the fourth panel, jon gestures as he rants, “i refuse to close my carcinisation tab.” tim replies, “your... what tab...” and jon responds, “crabs. they all become crabs in the end. going and going and going and suddenly! claws! little sideways walking! we all become crab.”
in the last panel, jon looks at his phone with a troubled expression while tim points at his screen. jon shows tim a screenshot of the wikipedia page for carcinisation and says, “evolution sometimes just takes a look at what we have become and simply decides that maybe it’s best if this one was a crab actually.” tim says, “now explain the other 411.” and jon responds, “no.” end id]
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something something doomed romance. words from this post
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This is the way the statement ends. Not with a bang, but a whimper.
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oh jon archivesman we’re really in it now
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do yall like my new tma playlist ?
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hiding from an evil worm queen with the boss 🐛 🤪
(click for better quality)
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