ok but imagine Norrington being the one sent to evict Shrek from his swamp (Norrington is in the Navy and the swamp is a body of water) and Shrek is like "what are you doing in my swamp!!!" and Norrington is all "you are without a doubt the worst ogre I have ever seen" and it's a slow burn cottagecore enemies to lovers
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im sorry beemovieerotica but the thought of a guy named 'norrington' topping anybody has shaved off thirteen years of my lifespan i have no context for that post i dont know who norrington is but i despise him i think
this man can top an ogre and I won't be silenced
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i have never ever ever been interested in fan fiction.
but something about the idea of shrekington just. hits different
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Shrekington (Shrek / James Norrington) chapter 1 is up
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I chose to follow you specifically for Shrekington
i'm hoping to post the first chapter this weekend!! stay tuned
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