#sindri hated mimir huh

[puppeteerpoet]

Medieval torture devices be like

#god of war ragnarok #gow ragnarok #god of war #kratos #sindri #angrboda #gow brok #brok #freya #gow kratos #atreus #loki #mimir #this scares me #sindri hated mimir huh #it was so funny #but also terrifying #brok was enjoying that

[wafflesfan]

GOW uncorrect quotes.

Brok who just wake up:i'm hungry

Lúnda:so lick that coat! You smell like a—

Brok:grilled cheese..

Lùnda:wha-

Brok:GRILL ME A CHEESE

Lúnda:im not grilling you a cheese!

Brok:*starts fake crying*

Lúnda:OH FOR GODS SAKE. *starts grilling a cheese just in the forge*

—

Lúnda: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!

Kratos: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.

Sindri: More or less, I guess...

Atreus: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!

Freya: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.

Mimir: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on

—

Kratos: Time for plan G.

Freya:Don’t you mean plan B?

Kratos: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Sindri: What about plan D?

Kratos: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Atreus: What about plan E?

Kratos: I’m hoping not to use it. Freyr dies in plan E.

Brok: I like plan E.

—

Lúnda: Rules are made to be broken.

Kratos: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Sindri: Uh, piñatas.

Atreus: Glow sticks.

Freya: Karate boards.

Brok: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Lúnda: Rules.

Kratos:

—

Brok: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Kratos: Okay, but what is updog?

Sindri: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Atreus: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Freya: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Lunda: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Brok: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

Atreus: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Sindri: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Kratos: What’s a henway??

Brok: Oh, about five pounds.

—

Sindri,walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Kratos: Hey.

Týr: Hi.

Atreus: Hello.

Freya: Hey!

Sindri: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Lúnda: We were out of Doritos.

—

Atreus: Croissants: dropped

Mimir: Road: works ahead

Brok: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Sindri: Shavacado: fre

Freyr: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Ratatoskr:

Bitter squirrel, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

—

Brok: We need to distract these guys huh

Kratos: Leave it to me

Kratos: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Sindri, Atreus, and Freya: *Immediately begin arguing*

Lunda,watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

—

Brok: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Sindri: >:0 language

Raeb: Yeah watch your fucking language

lúnda: OKAY WHO TAUGHT RAEB SAYING THE FUCK WORD?

Durlin: 'The fuck word'.

Sindri: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Lúnda: Oh my god he censored it

Durlin: Say fuck, Sindri.

Brok: Do it, Sindri. Say fuck.

—

Sindri:i have BAD feelings about this..

Brok:whatcha mean?

Lúnda:well,dont you have that little voice in your head that tells you if somethin' is goin to get you in trouble?

Brok:no?

Lúnda:that explains so much..