#smart guys in the book' OK. SURE. HEHEHEH

[bumblingbabooshka]

Live Fast & Prosper

#VERY funny that the imposter Janeway is sort of doing her accent - did Neelix mention that to her too~?? #'Also she talks like a thespian?? Which I guess is how everyone talks in Indiana.' #She also pulled the whole 'we're a workplace but I like to think of us...as a family :)' so you know she's not to be trusted #Also I fuckinglove how into it the guy playing fake Tuvok is...he's like INTO the role. Yet another criminal man obsessed with you #commander...what's your DEAL <3 #I'm such a soft touch dude I felt so bad for the aliens being tricked heheheh #SNRKEHAHAHA ok...Tom & Neelix being pals is actually so funny. They're like 'how could this have happened...we're the toughest most street #smart guys in the book' OK. SURE. HEHEHEH #WHEN DID Y'ALL HAVE EDGE~?? /ESPECIALLY/ YOU TOM #Neelix was doing some shady shit (even though we all know he's a sofite) what'd you do besides get thrown in the clink Tom? #People who say there's no like...uhh character-only moments on Voyager just havent watched the show straight up #Neelix & Tom trying to swindle the EMH with a cup game <3 yeah...that's what this is all about #Janeway: (doing a great job being intimidating) / Tuvok: v_v mhm. / Janeway: Tell her all about it Tuvok. #Tuvok: O_O.....um......it's uh...whew it's bad over there.... #Janeway: What about the prisons? / Tuvok: Oh yes the-the prisons....they don't give you lotion. You'll be deficient in at least THREE #vitamins before you're even brought to trial / Janeway: That's Enough of...that. <- trying not to laugh #Tuvok: (is an undercover agent) also Tuvok: I'm not good at small talk or improvisation. #Neelix how much did you talk about Tuvok bc this guy's really into it #Neelix: balablabla tuvok blablabla tuvok tuvok bla bla / Dala: ....(god this bitch is gay...good for me good for him)

[stimuliandthelike]

the mega ultra bots of cyberjustice (p1)

[spoilers] 

- “Survival ain’t worth nothing if I lose my humanity in the process” ok - “My name… is rita-”    “RITA GODDAMIT CANT YOU HEAR ME” thanks junO - Buddys been tryna start this family meeting for 20 minutes now guys  - A family meeting at SUNRISE okay that explains it actually - Buddys speeches give me life - RITA WHAT DID U DO  - “its easier to ask for forgiveness than permission” rita what did you do -  “strange hallucinations and rocket launches in the middle of the night” ~suspicious~ - Vespa love youre stranded on a planet with no way out where the fuck are you gonna find a replacement huh - “im just worried youre gonna start playing your depressing instrument again” I hc that its just his singing and its just thAt awful. peter definitely had to act as an opera singer for a heist once - Ritas “HEHEHEHE” when telling peter the plan has also given me life - “and now its ice cream for everyone daHling” ritas impression of buddy is in fact Very Accurate - Peter and ritas dynamic is something ive been waiting for since the beginning of time - “one more person to help with what?” juno just sounds so smiley its good - “uh mista ransom you know I love mista steel and that it makes me very happythatyoulovehimtooandthefactthatyoukissandstuffisjustreallyniceformyheartbutIreallydon’tthink-“   - What BOOK did I miss something WHAT BOOK - Ohhhhhhhh because he sucks with all technology. Poor rita - “looks like a hat that wants to electrocute me” THIS SOUNDS LIKE Meet The Robinsons OH MY GOD - The music when shes talking about her drones makes me feel like shes trying to sell me a car with terrible insurance - Sneaky and Suckerpunch should be the name of juno and peters new romcom - The fact that peter didn’t pose on his own accord is… unlikely to say the least. but sure ok - Rita is so smart. How can someone so smart be such a dumbass. Rita you intelligent disaster. - “Um. Juno. Dear. What are you doing” should be the new name of the junoverse - Is he going to relive theia trauma oh no - “lillest dyke” “I just want to give vespa a hug” “space communism 2 electric boogaloo” 

#two more weeks until i can feel happiness again #the penumbra podcast #tpp #tpp spoilers #juno steel and the mega ultra bots of cyberjustice p1 #me

[wanna-17]

lai guanlin first meeting! AU

summary: in which you meet the new guy from taipei in your neighbourhood at the park playing basketball and you help him overcome his language barrier ft. seonho

length: 1.3k

a/n: i just saw wanna one yesterday at kcon and they are amazing. i have a fan account coming up soon basically i had hi touch with them (as well as monsta x, sf9, pentagon - i’ll explain why i got so many without spending any money) im also hardcore monobebe now rip me hyungwon was so smiley during hi touch omg and changkyun and kihyun are perfect. i wrote this a while ago lol so its not edited. but HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUANLIN (i told him this in chinese but no idea if he replied) im so hekjdqekjfheq post concert depression is peeking i stan all the groups that were at kcon now ;;; thats like 30 groups i stan in total now rip me 

note: normal font is speaking in korean and italics is speaking in chinese 

you’ve been living in seoul for 2 years already

you were born in australia and from there you had lived in hong kong and france 

and hence you could speak 4 languages fluently; english, korean, chinese and french 

your mum was chinese and your dad was half korean and half french 

people were always in awe of how “cool” your ethnicity was and you definitely agreed it was unique

but you didn’t like how once you finally had settled into a new country, you’d have to move to another and try to adapt again

and it was also really easy to lose touch with the friends you’d made

anyways enough of that lmao

you are now living in the city of seoul in korea 

and you were lucky that you fitted in quite well and your neighbour was yoo seonho who was probably the most outgoing kid ever who knew literally everyone 

so he basically introduced you to everyone 

he was one year younger than you but very smart so you guys were in the same grade 

you two would often walk home together and crash each other’s houses to do  homework together

anyways back on track AGAIN i need help lmao 

it was almost the start of the new school year 

and one week before school started again 

you were collecting the mail from the letterbox when seonho happened to be heading out 

he saw you and waved

“hey y/n!!!!!!”

you waved back “hey seonho” 

“omg i almost forgot to ask you, do you wanna come to the park right now?”

“right now? why?” you asked

“you haven’t met the new guy here, lai guanlin right?” asked seonho as he pronounced lai guanlin with an awkward accent that was mixed with korean and chinese 

“uhhh lai guanlin? that’s a chinese name” you replied 

“yes yes stop showing off your chinese y/n” replied seonho rolling his eyes 

you laughed, since seonho could only speak korean you sometimes taught him some chinese and he just sounded super funny whenever he spoke chinese 

“well what about this lai guanlin dude?” you asked seonho going back on topic

“you have to meet him y/n, he’s from  taiwan and he’ll be coming to our school” replied seonho

“oh thats nice,” you answered in a half hearted tone not really interested 

“y/n!!!” whined seonho

“what” 

“you have to meet him because he’s basically a super star and he’s playing basketball at the park today” 

“a super star? what do you mean?”

“he’s super good looking” 

you sighed seonho knew you liked any guy that was good looking even though nothing ever worked out between your previous crushes because they either were 1) taken or 2) had crappy personalities 

he’d always try to matchmake you off lmao and you’d do the same to him 

“how good looking is he?” you asked jokingly

“HES MORE HANDSOME THAN ME” said seonho proudly as he thumped his chest loudly 

you scoffed, “whatever dude not interested” as you decided to head back inside to finish watching the new variety show you had started earlier that day 

“no seriously, i even ship you guys already, he’s so good looking. i’ll shout you fried chicken tonight, that’s how desperate i am” said seonho 

it was unusual for seonho to offer to shout you fried chicken so you reluctantly agreed and before you knew it, seonho was dragging you to the park and you couldn’t even change out of your trackies into something more presentable 

you guys arrived at the park and before approaching the basketball courts, seonho first pulled you behind a tree

“seonho why the heck are we hiding behind a tree?” you asked sighing at seonho’s actions

“you need mental preparation beforehand because he’s really handsome, too hot for you to handle” 

“pfffffttt” 

“there he is! the tall one with black hair!” whispered seonho pointing towards the basketball courts, you rolled your eyes ready to be disappointed 

seonho would always claim a guy was good looking and whenever you checked them out, they were just really average so you were literally only at the park for the free fried chicken shout afterwards

you turned around eyes following where seonho was pointing at and your brain froze

there playing basketball on the court was the most gorgeous guy you’d ever laid eyes on

his hair was a natural black colour, his body was lean and slightly muscular, he had pale skin that was literally glowing in the sunlight

he also had a slight dimple poking out on one side of his cheek when he smiled, nice lips, a high nose, and the way his beautiful eyes were determined yet mesmerising when shooting the ball in the hoop

you gawked at his handsomeness for a good minute same with seonho lmao this kid

before seonho nudged you, “see he’s good right?”

“yes” you reply immediately almost breathless as your breath was literally taken away by his beauty 

but you thought of your previous good looking crushes and tried to come back to reality even though you could feel your heart racing 

“nah but he probably has a crap personality, since all of the good looking guys do” you say 

“no no he’s super down to earth, let me introduce you to him!” says seonho and before you get to reply

seonho is dragging you to the courts 

“HEY GUANLIN” yells seonho 

guanlin stops playing basketball and looks over at you guys while waving to seonho 

you awkwardly look away feeling shy as he approached closer 

“guanlin, this is y/n who i told you about and y/n this is guanlin the super star,” says seonho 

“seriously seonho don’t call me that!” says guanlin as seonho laughed

you were once again mesmerised because guanlin’s voice was so nice, it was like  mixture of deep but also sweet???

“what did you say about me seonho?” you mutter

“seonho said you were happy to tutor me korean if thats ok?” replies guanlin 

“uh wait what” you say confused

“oh no it’s ok if you don’t want to i understand,” says guanlin quickly 

“but you’d be happy to right?” chimes seonho mischievously 

“seonho didn’t tell you that?” asks guanlin as he had paused to catch on with what seonho was saying 

you shake your head

“seonho is such an idiot” says guanlin smiling widely revealing a gummy smile

which you literally found to be the cutest smile ever 

“yep he’s the biggest idiot ever” you reply

“what did you say???” asks seonho confused looking between you two

you and guanlin laugh making eye contact 

and you feel all warm and fuzzy inside kjahkdquhfqllqqhk

“don’t you worry” you reply chuckling at seonho

“well looks like you two can have your alone time since you don’t need me anymore” pouts seonho as you and guanlin start blushing heheheh 

seonho steals the basketball guanlin is holding and runs off to the courts

and you feel your heart racing again because you’re now alone with guanlin even though seonho is really only 5 metres away lmao 

you guys both feel the awkwardness but for some reason feel warm inside

and like guanlin is really tall so he’s sort of towering over you but it feels protective???

anyways you decide to muster up your courage and say, “well i can tutor you in korean, when should we start?” you ask 

“really?? thank you so much y/n, i’m sorry this was unexpected and that seonho didn’t tell you” says guanlin

“that’s okay i’m happy to help you out!” you reply, blushing as you thought of tutoring such a handsome boy with such a great personality you were lowkey proud of yourself 

“thanks again y/n,” says guanlin, smiling softly down at you, once again revealing his gummy smile, “i have my books here, can we start now?”

“sure” you nod happily in response

this school year was going to be different, a very nice different..

lmao little did you know that seonho had shown guanlin your picture and guanlin insisted seonho to get you to tutor him heheh

hope you guys enjoyed this, I LOVE WANNA ONE SOBS I HOPE YOU ALL GET TO MEET THEM LIKE I DID 

#wanna one scenarios #wanna one imagines #wanna one scenario #produce 101 scenarios #produce 101 imagines #lai guanlin scenarios #guanlin scenarios #lai guanlin imagine #lai guanlin scenario #p101 s2 #lai guanlin #guanlin #wanna one #produce 101 s2 #produce 101 season 2 #produce 101 scenario #produce 101 imagine