#so he invested all his family’s money into the Bored Waterloo Ape Yacht Club

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Modern AU Thenardier would DEFINITELY sell NFTs …. There’s an entire portion of the book where he tries to scam Valjean by violently forcing him to buy a piece of art at a price far more than it’s worth. (He also sends scam letters that are the 19th version of email spam.)

Every NFT bro approaching you on twitter:

“I was telling you, sir, and dear protector,” replied Jondrette placing his elbows on the table and contemplating M. Leblanc with steady and tender eyes, not unlike the eyes of the boa-constrictor, “I was telling you, that I have a picture to sell.”

#les mis #les mis letters #lm 3.8.19 #thenardier bankrupted his inn bc he was so sure NFTS would be the next big thing #hes one of those crypto bros who had grand fantasies about controlling all of art and finance #so he invested all his family’s money into the Bored Waterloo Ape Yacht Club #only for the NFT bubble to immediately burst leaving him with nothing #…someone needs to draw the bored Waterloo ape yacht club