#so i caved guys. i ordered a slime. i paid for shipping. my finances nor ego will never recover.

[coffee-bat]

i caved and ordered a slime. i will never recover financially

#ramble #i wasnt into this stuff until this month #where i saw slimes in my yt shorts recommended and went 'eh why not maybe ill see what the buzz is about' #an hour later i'm a slime expert listenjng to the asmr and drooling at scooping compilations #at first i was like 'ok it looks nice but i dont need it' #then i found out theyre scented and all my remaining self control evaporated #ive been holding myself back for a month. today i saw that the brand that got me into these is doing a christmas collection + restock- #-at midnight today. and theyre always sold out bc popular indie brand so right after restock is really the only chance #so i caved guys. i ordered a slime. i paid for shipping. my finances nor ego will never recover. #😔