#someone come talk to me about Eddies deep web site bc i could write an essay about it

[hoodienanami]

Green jigsaw for all of them. YEAH THATS RIGHT. GIMME ALL OF IT. (Or however many you would like to do.)

i just need you to know that every single time you say green jigsaw i lose my shit. and yes i am very proud of myself for coining the term. im a genius 

alright so i will do four of these to avoid cluttering peoples dashes and also im lazy 

½ = how the character feels about people taller or shorter than them

my version of Eddie is 5′7 height wise so that means a lot of other people are taller then him and that just fuels his already giant inferiority complex

he hates the fact that he has to physically look up at most of the people he considers himself better then. its painful to his ego so people taller then him get a really big thumbs down 

people shorter them him get a thumbs up but that thumbs up is directed at their height and nothing else 

@ = how the character appears online

people on the deep web looking for hacking services come across his site and are like ‘wtf why does the riddler have a deep web site??’ and then they probably leave bc that shit isnt worth it 

im not even joking about him having a deep web site. i feel like back when he worked for the gcpd cyber crime unit he had a little side business of offering his hacking skills to people on the deep web who were willing to pay him. he had to fund his turn to supervillain somehow 

(and yes thats how he met Deadshot) 

♥ = characters preference for relationships (sexuality, type of person, etc)

i firmly see Eddie as completely bisexual. he really does not care about gender at all when it comes to romance. what he does care about tho is intelligence 

he sees appearance and personality as add on bonuses and the only thing hes really attracted to is the persons IQ (tho good hygiene and not being boring is required). despite this he would enjoy attractive people just for their looks but if beauty is all they have to offer hed very quickly get bored of them  

also once Eddie honest to god really does fall in love (which is hard bc hes not very interested in romance) he becomes very obsessive. the jokers asylum comic about him does a good job of showing what Eddie in love would really be like 

(´ q ` ” ) = the characters ‘guilty’ pleasure

the movies Clue and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang but theyre only guilty pleasures bc he thinks people will think hes childish for enjoying comedies

he doesnt watch them for the comedy tho. he watches those films bc they cleverly subvert and poke fun at the tropes of the detective movie genre

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