#sorry for megapog

[vesperillian]

top 5 lotus moments, in ascending order:

1. when she basically told salad v to shut the fuck up

2. ABSOLUTELY SLAUGHTERED THE BALLS MAN!! MEGAPOG

3. that time she highjacked my mot run to beat corrupted vor with a metal folding chair for the entire duration of his speech until he was nothing but a flattened 2d image on the ground waddling around after me like a looney tunes character that fell victim to the good ol' anvil to the head bit

4. when she wouldn't let ergo glast teach you (>300 year old child) how to gamble until he offered you a bugs man blueprint after which she was just like "aight seems legit"

5. when she invented gay people & then also invented gay rights that was so fucking cool

#warframe #funny #lotus warframe #warframe haha post #haha posting #all of this happened 100% #trust me bro #its in canon it happens in the game fr you just werent paying attention ok #sorry #sorry for megapog #cw megapog #im so delirious rn sory #shayposting