#sorry to erase the omegaverse enjoyers who just want to see their cis guy blorbo experience misogyny

[big-urchin-energy]

truly we could not rid the world of any au, the fandom ecosystem must have balance, and so, as much as it pains me to admit, much like the humble mosquito, or the wasp i fucking guess, we have to keep soulmate aus

(but they should go on a high shelf until alloros learn how to behave)

(if you said omegaverse aus, grow up. stop being a baby. they're not for you, they are for the furries, the touch starved, and those with breeding kinks, and where would we be without them?)

#have i read some bad omegaverse fics? of course! but we need them #they are the native crops we must cultivate for any fandom to survive... (or the wolves if you will. to keep the deer population in check) #coffee shops come a close second of my personal least favourites bc they just don't do it for me #i like my angst too much #but i read a coffee shop-adjacent au one time that was so good that it redeemed the whole genre #also read a time travel fix-it that ended so badly it almost *ruined* the whole genre for me but i'm reading a good one rn so they can stay #sorry to erase the omegaverse enjoyers who just want to see their cis guy blorbo experience misogyny #maybe txt #op made this unrebloggable but i cannot shut up to save my life so i simply had to share my thoughts that i'm sure you all care about and #want to hear bc you love me :)