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Feb 22 Blurr’s Horror Stream - The Wraith

Prowl was not impressed by the behavior of law enforcement in this movie.

Welcome to the 'speedxstealer' room. The chat room has been cleared by the moderator. B l u r r: / Lok who's alive. Sort of. Kind of. Maybe. We're not sure. / FakeProwl: *that's a little disappointing, but okay.* ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave trudges in with Ravage, Frenzy, and one arm who has agreed to come but stubbornly refuses to undock.* ItsyBitsySpyers: *He takes his usual seat while Frenzy rushes over to inspect Blurr* B l u r r: / sinks down in his couch and just rubs his optic / Airachnid: [sneaks in and goes for the hammock immediately] ItsyBitsySpyers: \\WHERE WERE YA?\\ B l u r r: ... /winces / Loud. B l u r r: /mumbles/ I was... I don't know. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy opens his mouth to speak but realizes his whisper isn't much better and just sorta. Awkward. Pat pat. Thing.* B l u r r: ... /vents heavily / Thanks. FakeProwl: *... Soundwave's looking a little lopsided today.* B l u r r: [[ yall tell me when you're ready. ]] ItsyBitsySpyers: ((ready whenever!)) Airachnid: ready)) FakeProwl: ((ready)) ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave nods to Prowl, Blurr, and Airachnid. And yeah, he's a bit uneven right now. That's fine. Just stick with the regular side, if you're sitting with.* ItsyBitsySpyers: *Ravage and Frenzy will plop down by Blurr for the night.* FakeProwl: *will do. there's no need for him to he holding hands with rumble, anyway. it's not like they're FRIENDS or something.* ItsyBitsySpyers: *Oh heavens no, Rumble befriending a cop? The world would sooner grind to a halt and burn. Maybe. Maybe not. Either way, he wouldn't want that right now.* B l u r r: / is being sat with the kiddos? / B l u r r: [[ this movie is old lmao ]] ItsyBitsySpyers: \\FRAG THAT CACTUS IN PARTICULAR.\\ Airachnid: [munches on the snacks that she brought] B l u r r: /props cheek on claw and just stares at the screen / B l u r r: These humans have ugly clothes /mumbling / ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Ugh.]] FakeProwl: *... not bad music though* Airachnid: Indeed, they look atrocious. B l u r r: Mm... ItsyBitsySpyers: *Agreed on the music. He doesn't know enough about human fashion.* B l u r r: /makes a face/ FakeProwl: They were attacked in the middle of the night by a pack of brigands that bullied them into a race for the right to his car, and he's surprised that they cheated? B l u r r: Slow. Airachnid: I was more surprised that they let him live. B l u r r: Cheating in a race isn't racing... /grumbles/ FakeProwl: They weren't "racing." They were trying to steal a car in a manner that humiliates the victim. The race was the means by which the theft was committed, not a true race. B l u r r: Stealing is easier if you just kill the people you steal from. Honestly. /dull tone/ boomtank: ...so. I walked in on a vaugely disturbing line, huh? Airachnid: Indeed. No witnesses, just need to get rid of the body. B l u r r: Or eat it. Airachnid: There's that as well. ItsyBitsySpyers: ((i looked away to order pizza, what did i miss)) FakeProwl: ((i think that dude's fantasizing about murder?)) boomtank: ...-sits down finally- ItsyBitsySpyers: *Nods at Blaster* boomtank: -waves back- ItsyBitsySpyers: \\HUMAN FUEL'S SO FRAGGIN' WEIRD.\\ B l u r r: hnh, Airachnid: That is an understatement. B l u r r: not that bad. ItsyBitsySpyers: \\...HOW D'YOU KNOW?\\ Airachnid: [just watching it be prepared makes her cringe] B l u r r: Hmnh? Ah, well, we conquered haf the countries on Earth once. B l u r r: Saw a lot of food. /shrug/ B l u r r: Ideas are interesting, ingredients aren't. B l u r r: energon is better. boomtank: Don't say please, say no B l u r r: There. Perfect. B l u r r: / slouches more so / ItsyBitsySpyers: \\...THAT DON'T HAPPEN TO YOU, DOES IT?\\ boomtank: yikes ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave glances at Prowl* FakeProwl: *such gratuitous gore* FakeProwl: *glances back. ??* ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): When last time similar chase performed? boomtank: Hologram? B l u r r: What? A crash? FakeProwl: @Soundwave «You mean a regular car chase, or a car chase where the target gets himself killed?» B l u r r: No, I don't crash. I know how to drive. /mumbles / ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): ...Regular intended. Now curious about both. ItsyBitsySpyers: \\SO YA DON'T NEVER HIT NOBODY ON PURPOSE?\\ ItsyBitsySpyers: \\...OH, WHISPERIN'. RIGHT.\\ ItsyBitsySpyers: *He scoots a few feet away from Blurr so maybe it's not as bad.* B l u r r: /rubs helm/ It's... I have. But, when I collide with a vehicle, it isn't the same. FakeProwl: @Soundwave «Do chases where I wasn't the driver count? If so, on Earth, while I was undercover and being driven by human police.» B l u r r: My collision with a mech means their circuts melt and I take all their speed. B l u r r: [[ lmao old 80s makeup]] boomtank: .... ItsyBitsySpyers: \\REMIND ME NOT TO GET CRASHED WITH YA.\\ FakeProwl: @Soundwave «Not sure how long it's been since someone died during a chase. Hundreds of thousands of years. I haven't been in many chases since the war started. That's not my duty.» B l u r r: Mm... don't drive much lately. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Slow nod. Such a long time for both.* ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Then Prowl's bridge lesson drive more impressive. FakeProwl: *gratitude ping* B l u r r: He's irritating... like you /mumbling to vacant space / ItsyBitsySpyers: \\HE'S GETTIN' HIS GROSS BLOOD ALL OVER A NICE CAR.\\ Airachnid: Eh, it can be washed out. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Ravage looks up at Blurr, wondering which one he's hearing, but says nothing* B l u r r: / mumbles and looks over at Ravage. Waves claw. He looks dead tired/ ItsyBitsySpyers: \\HOW'S IT WASH OUT? DON'T IT STAIN?\\ Airachnid: You have to get the right kind of solvent. ItsyBitsySpyers: =Wasted weapons. Wasted parts.= ItsyBitsySpyers: *Disgusted cat face* B l u r r: / vents and stares at the screen / FakeProwl: *that's a pretty awful cop* Airachnid: [most cops are] ItsyBitsySpyers: ((throwing away perfectly good pickles, how dare he)) B l u r r: (( rude )) boomtank: ((I at least give mine to someone who wants them FakeProwl: ((i don't like the taste of pickles on burgers, it overwhelms the rest of the burger)) B l u r r: [[ this guy changes facepaint and his mohawk colors every scene. ]] B l u r r: [[ it me. ]] FakeProwl: ((but i'll at least pick them off and eat them alone)) Airachnid: yeah exactly, I don't like them but I give them to my family)) boomtank: ((Yeah ItsyBitsySpyers: ((i will eat all pickles for all of you always)) boomtank: ((you can have them ItsyBitsySpyers: [[...Shouldn't they have been arrested as well?]] FakeProwl: Technically, they're not actively racing. There's nothing to arrest them for if they weren't caught in the act. boomtank: Apparently they cannot arrest crowds ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Hmm.]] FakeProwl: These two are the ones who are actively engaging in an illegal race. Airachnid: They have no evidence. After all, they could have just been standing there. boomtank: Yup FakeProwl: They COULD be in trouble for obstructing traffic by parking their car in the middle of the road. But that's a lesser charge than ilegal racing. FakeProwl: Plus, the black one has already killed someone. It's more important to catch. B l u r r: Two someones. boomtank: And that...makes two Airachnid: I get up to get a snack and I miss it. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Sends her the instant replay* Airachnid: Ah, thank you Soundwave. boomtank: Was that really needed? Airachnid: Yes. Airachnid: Apparently. boomtank: That other just took out the fronts of both others B l u r r: Hnh. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Another thought.* ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Prowl preferred Autobot 'desk duty', active... policing? This, appropriate word? On Earth? FakeProwl: @Soundwave «Being someone else's police car, you mean?» boomtank: ... boomtank: Wow... ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Affirmative. Which existence preferred? ... Human optional. B l u r r: / makes a noise/ B l u r r: Annoying... ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy flops backward while he waits for another exciting sequence.* Airachnid: wait is that Charlie Sheen)) ItsyBitsySpyers: *He doesn't get far because spines, but it's the thought that counts* B l u r r: [[y eh ]] FakeProwl: @Soundwave «Active policing as a Cybertronian and passive policing under a human's control are completely different.» Airachnid: omg)) ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Active policing as Cybertronian added, third option. boomtank: ...ghost. boomtank: Or something FakeProwl: @Soundwave «I prefer being a police officer to being an Autobot.» ItsyBitsySpyers: *Nod. Wasn't sure if sitting behind a desk made any difference.* FakeProwl: *police officers can sit behind desks too. police desks are better than autobot desks.* ItsyBitsySpyers: *From the usual answer of going out and investigating scenes, that is.* Airachnid: What a lovely example of a police officer at work. ItsyBitsySpyers: \\PRIMUS, GET BACK TO THE CARS ALREADY.\\ B l u r r: Or drown her, honestly. Airachnid: Or at least more violence. B l u r r: [[ movie makeouts always look like 2 fishes trying to breathe ]] ItsyBitsySpyers: ((in mostly standing water? grossss)) boomtank: -back to reading- B l u r r: [[ this dude and his coloring. I love it. It screams mad max meets some hair stylist ]] Airachnid: goals tbh)) B l u r r: same tbh ]] B l u r r: Well. They're dead. boomtank: ............... ItsyBitsySpyers: \\THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.\\ FakeProwl: ((IT'S THE TIRE)) boomtank: -NOT LOOKING- FakeProwl: ((RUBBER)) B l u r r: [[lmao ]] Airachnid: god)) FakeProwl: *prowl is trying, really really hard, not to judge vehicles based on how they look and whether those looks fit their functions.* FakeProwl: *but for the life of him, he cannot take the police car with the detachable light instead of a light bar seriously* ItsyBitsySpyers: ((lmao PROWL)) boomtank: ((pfff B l u r r: Her clothes are all ugly. B l u r r: All of them. ItsyBitsySpyers: \\TEAR HIS OPTICS OUT\\ Airachnid: Pathetic. ItsyBitsySpyers: \\OR LIKE. GET OUT THE FRAGGIN' CAR WHILE THEY'RE BUSY.\\ B l u r r: What a useless bunch of humans. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy throws his arms up* \\COME ON\\ boomtank: ....sheesh boomtank: ((start skating home girl ItsyBitsySpyers: \\WONDER HOW FAST GHOSTS CAN GO.\\ B l u r r: well. They're slower than me. B l u r r: so not fast at all. boomtank: And there goes the last one ItsyBitsySpyers: \\EVERYBODY'S SLOWER'N YOU. THAT DON'T COUNT.\\ boomtank: ...or not? boomtank: Ah. Never mind. He's dead. Airachnid: ...well then. B l u r r: ... /strained noise. How odd / boomtank: Ghost boomtank: Ghost car? FakeProwl: *mutters* Sure, drive off into the night and leave your brother with the murder weapon. That's a gift that can't possibly backfire. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Amused huff* boomtank: Yeeeesh Airachnid: Is that it? ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Perhaps they didn't like each other.]] ItsyBitsySpyers: \\SO IT. IT IS A GHOST OR IT AIN'T?\\ ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy scratches his helm in confusion* B l u r r: who knows. boomtank: Both? Airachnid: Maybe just advanced technology that was never explained? ItsyBitsySpyers: \\UUUUUGH.\\ B l u r r: /shrugs / Airachnid: Who knows with these human films, I've learned to not question it and enjoy how terrible it is. boomtank: Well...he did say that it was as close as he could get B l u r r: / scrubs faceplate. Mumbling / boomtank: So, maybe a piece of tech or unexplained science? B l u r r: regardless, the car stayed, so I guess it's not a ghost. boomtank: Yeah ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy scowls.* ItsyBitsySpyers: \\SCIENCE DIDN'T GIVE *ME* NO GHOSTIN' POWER.\\ B l u r r: Ghosts aren't real. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy looks to Soundwave. Soundwave shakes his helm no. Not today.* ItsyBitsySpyers: \\YEAH. GUESS NOT.\\ B l u r r: /mumbles and just crosses arms. / boomtank: ....? boomtank: -has a feeling he's missing something here- B l u r r: / vents. he is one worn out piece of trash / Well. B l u r r: Anyway. /waves claw / ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy gives Blurr a Look* \\YOU. YA BETTER GET REST. 'SPECIALLY IF YA DON'T KNOW WHERE YA WAS OR HOW COME.\\ ItsyBitsySpyers: *Watching You motion* B l u r r: / shrugs / B l u r r: I know where I was. I just don't know where I was. boomtank: ....... B l u r r: / those mean two different things / ItsyBitsySpyers: \\...YOUR HELM'S GLITCHIN' OR SOMETHIN'.\\ ItsyBitsySpyers: *Yeah, he doesn't get it.* B l u r r: Basically. B l u r r: / his helm literally did glitch. That's the joke / ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy just squints, then shakes his helm* B l u r r: Anyway... /vents and rubs optic. Swats at his vacant side and hisses something/ Annoying.. B l u r r: I found a new system, so. I'll be busy. /he shouldn't be busy, but he willbe / ItsyBitsySpyers: \\NOT TOO BUSY, LIKE.\\ *Pokes Ravage in the side and jerks his helm toward the Boss* \\I MEAN IT.\\ ItsyBitsySpyers: \\DON'T WANNA TELL WHIRL YA CAME BACK 'N WENT AWAY AGAIN.\\ B l u r r: ... Trust me. /stares at Frenzy / Where I was is more appealing to me than where I am these days. B l u r r: / which isn't agood thing but shhh / ItsyBitsySpyers: *They hop up and start jogging over to the Boss. He'll make them a little bit of room so they can do what they do.* boomtank: ...right. Uh...Thanks for the movie. Hope you recover soon ItsyBitsySpyers: *And after a moment, out of Soundwave's speakers:* \\DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK OVER THERE 'N SLUG YA\\ ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Goodnight, Blaster.]] B l u r r: / waves at boom / Mmhm. boomtank: G'night boomtank: -and out he goes- B l u r r: Go ahead and try. /dull expression / Anyway... They say I need to talk to Scorponock. FakeProwl: *interesting bit of ventriloquism* boomtank: ((and out I go, because I forgot important stuffs. Thanks for the stream and g'night! B l u r r: [[ night!! ]] Airachnid: [climbs out of hammock] Well that was.. something. Until next time. B l u r r: Mm... /wave/ ItsyBitsySpyers: *He'll keep the other ventriloquist tricks secret around Prowl, probably. For the best.* ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Goodnight, Airachnid.]] ItsyBitsySpyers: [[And if that is what you are told, then you should do it. He seems lonely, in any case.]] B l u r r: Who, Scorponock? B l u r r: He's not handling the news well, no. Malika: Doh Malika: Too late ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Then the two of you can help each other.]] ItsyBitsySpyers: [[But he should return home. He has an early work shift tomorrow and it is difficult to recharge when certain parties are still excited after these nights.] B l u r r: / vents and lifts a claw anyway / B l u r r: I have... things to do. /which means go back to where he was / ItsyBitsySpyers: *Gives a tiny tiny nudge to Prowl for being good seat company, as always* FakeProwl: *tiny nod back* ItsyBitsySpyers: [[...Hmm. All right.]] *SUSPICIOUS... but he supposes he'll find out what that means next week* ItsyBitsySpyers: *Rises, gives a little bow, and excuses himself* FakeProwl: *disappears*

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