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tonixe Β· 1 year
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ππŽπ•: π˜πŽπ” 𝐀𝐒 πŠπ„πππ˜'𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐘/πŠπ„πππ˜'𝐒 π–π„π€π‹π“π‡π˜ 𝐆𝐅 + Drabbles
n.o.t.e.s - This has been floating around my head for months.
w.a.r.n - Sexual themes - exhibitionism and bits of voyeurism, dirty money, and fluff.
p.a.i.r.i.n.g - Kenny x rich!fem reader
w.c. - 603
β˜… Kenny in this story is 18+. So don't attack me.
β˜… The Reader is 3 years older than Kenny.
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β˜… SFW
You would be a literal angel sent from heaven for Kenny and Karen, a guardian for both of them.
You help them with their financial problems, help them buy groceries and food, and visit them to see that there okay, even with buying them clothes.
Their parents would definitely enjoy you visiting them and helping out.
Kenny would definitely brag about you to his friends.
POV: When Kenny is bragging about you, I would feel Eric should definitely be annoyed, "WE GET IT, KENNY!" just basically screaming at him.
Imagine you and Kenny walking into the school as the 'it' couple.
You would take him out to the different types of restaurants, just basically spending money on him, like who wouldn't.
Imagine Kenny's face lighting up from all the good food he ate, literally shoving that food down his throat.
Karen would love to be around you; you would be her idol. She would draw pictures of you and show you with admiration. You both would be total best friends though despite the obvious age difference.
β˜… NSFW
Being Kenny's Sugar Mommy would definitely be a perk; you have him in your hands, especially in his state of the class.
He would be just a phone call away.
Imagine being his SM, and your in your office just feeling pent up and wanting a release, and you had him take a right on your desk. Your moans are audible while you are basically half-dressed, your clothes on the floor, your eyes feeling heavy as he just cummed into you.
Money would just be paper toys with you; you would always take Kenny shopping and buy him cute little gifts from expensive shops, Gucci, Prada, Louis Vuitton, Dior, and Hermes.
You would shower him with beautiful clothing, and gifts basically making him your own Ken doll. Every time you saw him wearing the clothing you bought him, you just wanted him to fuck you right there and there, even in the dressing room.
β­‘ Imagine you and Kenny were in a luxurious clothing store, and Kenny came out looking pretty and handsome and making you so fucking horny, and you just forced him back in the dressing room. The staff thought nothing wrong, but you guys were fucking inside the dressing room, just milking him dry. As you guys pulled in a heated makeout.
He withdraws from his muttering, "We shouldn't be doing this."
"Just shut up and make me cum" you whispered.
Then you guys finished, as you just pulled out your black card, paid for the items, and left with a big smile at Kenny while Kenny was flustered.
Imagine this, appearing out of nowhere, where you saw Kenny just hanging out with his friends and walking up to them, stealing Kenny from his group to suck him off in a random bathroom.
β­‘ Your head bopping down on his dick, as your down on your knee, having him all disheveled. His whimpering and moaning just make you weak and wet. When he's reaching his orgasm, you just teasingly start licking his tip, pumping him. Just looking at him innocently as you jerked him.
As you slowly took off your panties, lowering yourself down on him, making him needy while he gripped your waist. Wrapping your hands around him as he thrust inside of your moist cunt.
Clapping sounds, moaning, and whimpering was heard in the bathroom.
Kenny would be submissive when you are near; he is your little plaything.
Kenny would worship everything about you; it would be an honor for him to screw you or even look at your body.
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tonixe Β· 1 year
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Heyy! Can you write something about Kenny with a latina\mexican s\o (preferably female or gn) that can dance and cook rlly well? Thanks! :)
🍹Kenny with a latina reader that can cook and dance like a God
n.o.t.e.s - β˜€οΈYour wish is my command.
w.a.r.n - 🌺No warning, just Fluff <3
w.c. - 355
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Kenny would adore you and everything you do; you are literally why Kenny is cultured.
Kenny's eyes would light up when you walked into the room; maybe it was because you cooked so freaking well or how you looked at him, like how can he even talk to a freaking goddess.
His eye would light up when he saw you cooking, and he would immediately fall in love with you several times.
✿ Yk, in the cartoon, how they would start floating when they smell something good; that would be him.
Imagine him cooking with you; he would be so excited to be with you and definitely would be the best helper in the kitchen.
He would definitely help himself from eating some of the food while you guys were cooking.
I mean, how can Kenny not eat anything? Everything you make is making him hungry.
✿ While you were preparing food, Kenny would just snack on some of the food you put aside; imagine turning your back and Kenny's cheeks stuffed full with all food, nothing left on the plate.
*** You would definitely be kinda a mom figure to him; you would be scolding him playfully for eating everything while he just had a guilty smile.
Kenny would definitely get most of his dance skills and his talent / He would love to dance with you.
Kenny would try his best to dance with you but would be embarrassed especially with your skills.
You would give him pointers when you teaching him how to dance better.
✿ Imagine dancing with Kenny, and he spins you down and dips you down to give a little kiss on the lips; Kenny would have a smug smile on his face when you're flustered.
"Why are you so red, Y/N?~."
"S-shut up, Kenny"
You would probably be the highlight of his day.
✿ Imagine this: while you're busy cooking something for you and Kenny, He would just arm his hand around your waist, pick up, and give you little kisses all over your neck and face.
Kenny would be obsessed with you and everything about you >3
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tonixe Β· 1 year
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What about hcs or a writing about dating kenny but youre also poor? Maybe you meet the main 4 and you go to get kenny, realizing he lives in the same part of town you do?
Kenny with a Poor Reader
n.o.t.e.s - πŸ„Your wish is my command
w.a.r.n - 🎸No warning like fluff
p.a.i.r.i.n.g - πŸ‚Kenny x Poor!reader
w.c. - 320
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Kenny would also understand you and your come up. He would be glad for someone who can relate and not make jokes.
❀ You and Kenny would always be on the grind, helping each other along the way.
❀ Even though you guys enjoy some pop tarts or tv dinner with each other, though it doesn't taste good, it feels better when your boyfriend is with you.
It was really a surprise you when you realized you were living near to your boyfriend for long time, figuring this out when you were walking home with Kenny.
"Whoa, you live here too?" Kenny asked with joy.
"Yea"
"The more fun than" Kenny gave you a smug smile.
"Gross, Kenny," you laughed out.
When Kenny introduces you to his family, you felt welcomed in, though it wasn't a different from what your own home was like.
❀ You and Karen would immediately click like you were sisters. She would love you have you around and definitely admire you a lot.
❀ Imagine you have crocheting skills, that you learn from your mother and make cute mittens, hats, and sweaters for Karen and Kenny.
❀ You try to help out Kenny and his family, and though you are poor too, you still try to help them out.
You would share some tips and tricks on saving some money on food and clothing with Kenny and his family, something that you learn from also being struck with poverty.
❀ You and Kenny would have those piggy banks where you guys would save up money together, to afford to get married or buy a house together.
Kenny would definitely love you with his whole heart; he also loves that someone can also relate to him.
If you were new to the neighborhood and new to the school, Kenny would help you make some friends by introducing you to his friends.
Cartman would definitely shit on you guys for being poor as hell.
❀ "Look like Kenny isn't the only one" as he waved a dollar in your face like you were a dog.
"What the fuck Cartman" Kyle said out, Stan standing by him and looking at Eric incredulously.
"You don't fucking do that fatass" he yelled.
❀ You didn't care about how Eric just waved the dollar at you, you just glared at him, but overall Kyle and stan were cool guys.
You manage to be friends with them immediately, by your character.
You and Cartman were totally beefing with each other, you really hate his guts, but you guys soon reunited by pranking Kenny, Kyle and Stan.
❀ "Well, L/N you aren't as bad as you I thought you were," Cartman said as he sprayed painting Stan's house,
"-And your not a fat douchebag" you said with a smug smile.
"IM NOT FAT IM JUST BIG-BONED" eric yelled
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