#take out the delivery middleman and just download cheeseburgers

[dazzlingdisaster]

"I want food." *looking in fridge* "But this all sucks." *stomach growl* "Ugh I wish I had food that didn't suuuuuck..."

And then you keep repeating this exact scenario every nine minutes and seventeen seconds until you're so hungry that you hit "fuck it" and eat something.

#daz life #daz weirdness #hey kids guess what I'm doing? #definitely not eating right now that's for sure haha #why can't we just download food #take out the delivery middleman and just download cheeseburgers #you can't tell me that wouldn't be fucking amazing #damn it I want cheeseburgers so bad rn #and fries and a bigass root beer #fuuuuuuuck