#team magma propaganda department

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#team magma #team magma propaganda department #team magma shitposting #magma leader maxie #team magma maxie

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what makes you say that? (ooc thing: yea I run aqua propaganda but it's more like an oc thing tbh)

gotta be extra cautious. can’t let any a̷̟̜͕͕͐́̕q̷̲̅ȗ̴̮͉̀ä̶̧̿ ̷̟͎͖͉̒̇̂́s̴̘̙̩̣͒͛̂̐͘ć̴̭̞͙͍̈́͊̈́̕u̷̠͇̝͛ͅm̸̼̅ be infiltrating our ranks.

submit your application to us along with the 500pkd application fee and a 250-word minimum essay on either the importance of sustainable agriculture or on how much aqua leader archie sucks ass.

both the fee and the essay will be waived if you provide us with the red orb.

#team magma propaganda department #team magma hr #orb #join team magma

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teamed magma :)

reblog if you agree

#team magma propaganda department #team magma

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PLEASE HELP ME ANON IT ACTUALLY IMMEDIATELY GOT FLAGGED AS NSFW

#HELP MEEE AAAAAAA #asakakanshsjjans #team magma propaganda department #asks #anon

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Things that don’t require effort:

punctuality

work ethic

giving maxie the red orb

effort

going the extra mile

telling us the location of groudon

refilling the office toilet paper

doing extra

being prepared

refilling the office toilet paper

attitude

destroying team aqua mercilessly and without mercy

refilling the office toilet paper

#team magma propaganda department #team magma

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Did you know that 100% of people who drink water die?

Don’t take the risk. Join the fight against water. Choose Land today.

#fuck water #fuck team aqua #team magma propaganda department

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why does your team leader looks like this 🤓 emoji ?

because he invented cool people. next question

#team magma ask box #asks #team magma propaganda department

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Team Magma Fast Fact #41

At this point everyone is well aware of Leader Maxie’s wonderful and edifying speech that he gives every morning at 11am. What many people do NOT realize is that this is, in fact, the same exact speech every morning.

Every morning.

Every morning.

#team magma fast facts #magma leader maxie #team magma propaganda department

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My geology courses at university also include the field of Hydrogeology which focuses a lot on water. What are Team Magma's views on the fact that Team Aqua has also staked a claim on the topic of geology?

Hello fair citizen! Courtney has handed over the account to me so I can appropriately respond to this very import question. However, I would also like to take the sage advice of what Courtney and a few other of the HR consultants have been telling me and present you first with a relatable "meme:"

Do you like it? I composed it myself! Ha!

All "meme-ing" aside, I cannot deny the very important place hydrogeology has in our scientific portfolio. To deny the impact water has had on our planet would be to deny history itself! Even I, touted by the public as such a staunch champion of the land (which is, may I add, both greatly appreciated and highly exaggerated) have to admit I find hydrogeology a deeply fascinating field of study.

In short, Team Magma has nothing against water itself. Rather, Team Magma takes a firm stance against water being used to drown out large portions of viable and agriculturally-available land, upon which our society was built. And of course, this seems to be exactly what Team Aqua aims to do, and this is why we must all take a firm stance against them and say no to their unique form of, if I may be so bold, water-based criminal activity skirting on low-level eco-terrorism.

Yours Truly,

Dr. Maximilian Matsubusa, PhD

#team magma ask box #team magma propaganda department #maxie #magma leader maxie

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Friendly reminder not to drink water

Spit that shit right out

#clench your jaw too #team magma propaganda department

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This may be a bit of a sore spot, but: what were you guys thinking pitting Groudon, which is apparently a ground type despite its fire type looks, against Kyogre, which is definitely a water type? There was 0 chance of that ending well. 0.

See no the idea is not to pit them against each other, the idea is to remove all water so that stupid whale has nowhere to go. this will work

#team magma ask box #asks #anon #team magma propaganda department #groudon

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Can an admin or manager or whomstever the fuck help us in the 3rd floor break room? Someone released a few surskit and we're all too scared to touch them

oh fuck everybody evacuate i guess it's the surskit's building now T-T

#team magma ask box #anon #team magma propaganda department

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whats teh requirements fofr entering team magma

3.5 minimum gpa

5000 pkd non-refundable application fee

3 professional references and 2 letters of recommendation

cover letter and a minimum 500-word essay on either the geological landscape of Hoenn or the importance of sustainable agriculture

passing the entrance screening as well as the first and second rounds of interviews

passing marks on the very basic pokemon battling proficiency test

Good luck!

#team magma ask box #team magma propaganda department

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btw team magma’s official stance is that the sky is not real

#team magma propaganda department #this is true i asked maxie this morning

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TEAM MAGMA URGENT MEMO #4125

It has come to my attention once again that a few select people on our social media team and Community Outreach Department are receiving anonymous inquiries into my personal life.

I would like to remind you all once again that it is strictly against company policy to discuss matters regarding your personal life, both during and after normal business hours. It does not reflect well on our organization to have a legion full of loose-lipped idlemouths sharing and oversharing details about their personal lives. What does this reflect on your ability to then, say, protect company secrets? Reticence, as always, Team Magma, is key.

Additionally, in the age of social media and the advent of ever-rapidly progressing technology, almost any information at all can quickly be turned into a security breach. Don’t take the risk.

And, it goes without saying, but it bears repeating: it is absolutely forbidden for anyone to speculate on or discuss the personal lives of any Team Magma Executive. If you have any questions, please reach out to Tabitha, Assistant Administrator, or Courtney, with Engagement and Community Outreach, directly. You can also reference the policy in the corresponding section in our Code of Conduct.

Anyone found to be in violation of this policy will be written up and disciplined per infraction as written in the Code of Conduct.

This has to cease.

-M

#team magma urgent memo #team magma office memos #maxie #magma leader maxie #team magma propaganda department

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as we can all see by the failure of team aqua at the suez canal, water sucks and land is superior.

Join Team Magma Today

#team magma #fuck water #team magma propaganda department #fuck team aqua