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#ten seconds later im killing a man i couldve easily saved purely bc there were no witnesses around <3
carnivalcarriondiscarded
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i don't even like video games so why have i been playing Red Dead 2 for the past eight hours gay
#i think me brain likes the Reward of successfully one hit killing things with a bow and arrow
#i was born in the wrong generation (should've been a hunter gatherer)
#i dont even care about the story!!! the tutorial / first chapter was tedious as fuck!
#im only completing missions to unlock things so that i can Keep Fucking Around!!!
#also my horse's name is wizard and if anything happens to her im killing everyone in this game
#thankfully when the fuckin. asshole odriscolls Ambushed me i was riding a backup horse i'd just tamed
#so THAT one died instead of my darling wizard. but still. cmon
#she was a gorgeous buckskin... her name was gonna be Egg... i was on my way to the stable to name her...
#BUT YEAH I DONT EVEN LIKE THIS GAME ALL THAT MUCH WHY CANT I STOP PLAYING
#maybe my brain is like 'oh my god finally something New. something other than the same shit we've been doing'
#killin turkeys and deer
#i tracked an elk into a train tunnel AND HIT IT!!
#but it didnt die!!! and ran out!!! and then i couldnt find it!!! cmon!!
#this game is so infuriating Why Cant I Stop
#absolutely unprompted
#though i have been thoroughly entertaining myself with my own antics
#'i want to be nice to people 🥺'
#ten seconds later im killing a man i couldve easily saved purely bc there were no witnesses around <3
#well! he would'a talked! i got a camp to protect and provide for!
#oh ok yeah i also think my brain likes being able to be a rugged western man w a beard
#riding horses and Providing in a slutty little outfit i picked out
#most of the game is Such A Drag (as my darling shikamaru would say)
#but there are some good bits. addicting bits. sigh
#like the allure of open world. optional story. yeah <3
#no rules <3
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