#thats just to b seen. like i can afford that but what r u supposed to do if u cant?

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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#ugh. i wasted a lot of time and money today #bc my leg was suddenly hurting a lot more today and it kinda freaked me out so i went to urgent care #and then they had me get an x ray. luckily my hip looks fine and like i thought i probably strained or tore like an adductor muscle #so all that for something i already knew. but she said i should just chill for like 3 weeks and let it heal #at least nothing worse was wrong but its really annoying. i want to run 😫 #wtf am i gonna do to dispel energy??? ugh. and i was supposed to go to thr post office today to send stuff #ill have to go tomorrow. bleh. its so annoying #part of it is just that i hate having to interact with people. like talking to people. like im sure i come across as v young #bc im so anxious and hesitant and im like zero eye contact. so idk it just feels kinda embarrassing #i wanna b like. bro i promis im not stupid. i have 2 advanced degrees in biology and im going for a 3rd. u can talk to me like an adult #its probably just me projecting. my perception is distorted from being made fun of by my sister lol #whatever. at least its just 3 weeks. tho it does remind me i havent been to an actual doctor in like 5 years #...probably should do thst before i move. or idk maybe ill just wait a month and go before school starts #ugh. fuck the American Healthcare system. they looked at me for like 5min and to go to urgent care was $125 with my insurance #thats just to b seen. like i can afford that but what r u supposed to do if u cant? #unrelated #at least its not as bad as when i passed out in class and took a 10 min ambulance ride that somehow cost $700

[thelifetimechannel]

#tlcstuck #roxy lalonde #davesprite #walkaround 3 #i drafted this before reading lords and ladies and then went god dammit

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

tag game

tagged by @mostladylikeladythateverladied

Rules:

1) Always post the rules.

2) Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you.

3) Write 11 questions of your own.

4) Tag 11 people.

1. What was the very first fandom you got super into?

when i was in middle school me and my younger brother were both super into artemis fowl and would draw all these parody comics together every summer so i guess it’d probably be artemis fowl! 

2. Do you/Did you like school? Why or why not?

um kind of? mostly i just liked it bc going to school meant i could be on the debate team and not at home with my shit parents, now im at college and its more frustrating than anything lol 

3. What do you do to keep entertained on a long drive? Listen to music? Books on tape? Yell at squirrels?

i always bring a SH I T LO AD of books anytime i have to go on a long drive somewhere but usually when that happens im with my siblings and we do car games and shit together or argue or do president flash card trivia bc YE S im a fucking DORK in case anyone has ever wondered and i genuinely enjoy presidential flash card trivia fight me 

4. What’s the absolute scariest book/show/movie/game you’ve ever read/watched/played?

fuck i cant remember the name but i read this fucked up horror book in middle school about this like demon carnival thing i guess and there was this one scene with all these funhouse mirrors and if u walked thru the mirror you would look like the worst things u see about urself? like idk how to explain it but whatever u thought were ur worse traits would get more and more exaggerated and whatever shit things u thought about urself would get increasingly true as u fell thru the mirrors and the author described like the fuckin flesh shifting around and bones growing to change the appearances and it really fucked me up in 7th grade, i think it was for battle of the books but idk all i remember was one night i kept crying about it bc i was so freaked out lol and ive only seen one scary movie and it was oculus (about a haunted mirror) and my bed was DIRECTLY ACROSS FROM A GIANT ASS MIRROR so that scared me too lol 

5. Do you have any pets? If not, do you want one?

YE  S my DOGgO MY BOY MY LITTLE MEAT-MEATS (technically hes my parents dog but shh hes mine) and my only goal in life is to make enough money to afford a flemish giant rabbit lol 

6. What’s your opinion on PE class? Fun break from studying or absolute hell?

H E L L 

7. What’s the best way to spend a day off?

alone in bed with chocolate milk and memes 

8. Rain, snow, or sunshine?

rain!

9. What’s your favorite quote?

ok well the one i picked for my senior quote was “go forth now over land and sea and set fire to the hearts of men with your word” which is from a pushkin poem BUT it was RUINED for me bc when the fuckin yearbook came out they switched my carefully chosen literary quote with special significance with the quote of the girl next to me alphabetically and what she chose was “You gotta work hard to ball hard” SO APPARENTLY THE UNIVERSE IS TELLING ME THATS MY FAVORITE QUOTE NOW IM A  B A L L E R  BITCH

10. If you only had access to one social media site, which one would you pick?

tumblr cuz its where my hoez at 

11. Is there something you want to do that you’ve been putting off? Why?

homework for nearly every fuckin class theres this bnha angst fic that im definitely gonna write at SOME point but im putting it off bc i literally can ONLY write fics all at once in one sitting and with the amount of schoolwork i have in this upcoming week i know starting something like that is Not A Good Idea so maybe after next week when i have my midterm, three essays due AND NOW A RUSSIAN ORAL EXAM BC THE UNIVERSE HATES ME APPARENTLY ill hopefully get to it 

my questions

1. how many otter pops do u think u could fit up ur ass if u really tried

2. what is prime meridian?

3. how many bones are there in ur room right now 

4. what would u do if u had a roommate who gave people tattoos in ur shared room while u were there (Not A Hypothetical) 

5. how many clones of urself do u think u could fuck without it getting weird

6. have you ever worn the flesh of ur enemies as you traipsed gaily across the battlefield, a delicious fresh picked banana in one hand and a severed head in the other only to peel the skin off the severed head and bite into it and stick the banana on a pike? 

7. if u get a solid chocolate bunny for easter, how are you supposed to get ur lil wiener in there? 

8. if you became president what would be ur first step to address the Lizard Tiddy Conundrum? 

9. how many of your friendships are predicated on murder? 

10. if u see a spider do u kill the spider or kill urself 

11. if u had to pick a particular species of cactus to suck off, what kind would it be 

tagging whoever wants to, go for it fuckos

#tag game