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My condolences to taylor swift (did not get cast as Harley Quinn in joker 2, the musical, despite clearly fiending for it, as proven by the asylum line in “who’s scared of little old me”)

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#is there context for why i made this meme of alw and t swizzle picking out butthole swatches at lowes. kind of #are yall getting it. no

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@kntryradiotexas called this audio post a hazbin hotel season 2 spoiler the other day and I couldn't resist

#hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel charlie #alastor

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no.

#accidentally reblogged this to the wrong blog at first oops #cannot besmirch the good name of the-luzhin-defense-squad with hazbeans hoe tell

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debbie ryan could be the radio demon but alastor could never be radio rebel

#hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #angel dust

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i refuse to put effort into hazbin hotel meme art

#hazbin hotel #everyone say thank you to lilith and lucifer for inventing the lavender marriage hashtag gay history

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#hazbin hotel #i still have one episode left but im gonna go ahead and lock this in #loving it aside from the writing btw. regrettably. expectably. #me enjoying hazbin hotel is probably the least surprising brand of cringe ive ever been party to

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i want to stick hazbin hotel gays and good omens gays in an ant farm together and shake it up and see what happens

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t swizzle picking an outfit to wear onstage is either

1-sparkly swimsuit with calf length boots

2-dress with too many layers

3-rainbow dress and pin that says "straight pride" (she wears it while having straight sex) (at the gay pride parade) (just normal sex) (nothing too weird) (a regular dude with a beard)

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SKIDMARKS IN MY SHEETS CUZ U KNOW IM KEEPING STREAKS 🔥🔥🔥

#the duolingo owl is my BITCH #he duo on my ling til I o

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me rereading my own fics and wondering how they havent won a nobel prize in literature: i mustve peed the bed the way my drip is being slept on.jpg

#they let me cook and i burned down the kitchen fire emoji fire emoji #sweetest devotion and chasing shadows?? tolkien died cuz he knew he could never be me #however this only applies to like #my b/en 10 fics and onward #thank god most of my bunghole fics are lost to time (worthless search function on tungle.hell) #still. far too many wretched b.n/ha fics #theres a couple that are pretty good but most of them.. idk her

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its a good thing i deleted my twitter years ago otherwise id be tweeting shit like "the way id raw timothee chalamet but only if we're both dressed like wonka"

#wonkin his willy got me actin silly!!!!! #and yes i know the movie came out months ago but i keep getting commercials for it on streaming #and every time i see those commercials im like. would #also the slutty evil chocolatiers and that one song with homoerotic subtext #id let them stop my gob everlastingly

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Not terfs reblogging my lotr posts as if Sam and Frodo aren’t both trans for real in canon. Fake ass fans don’t even know that the series ends with Sam and Frodo having trans gay sex and sharing a fat blunt in valinor

#bitches are getting BLOCKED today I tell you

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this brave #ally threw the first brick at hobbit stonewall by shipping sam and frodo

#this was a tag someone left on one of my lotr shitposts and im dying #is it even possible to support the lgbt community without shipping sam and frodo? lets discuss

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shoutout to pokemon for letting you name these bitches literally Whatever

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just almost shit myself because i imagined robin teen titans yelling "there's people having premarital sex! titans GO"

#teen titans #its not his fault okay batman raised him catholic #...bat-tholic

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good to see houseki no kuni is still Like That

#houseki no kuni #just caught up and GOD DAMN