Anyways here’s my little Human Halbrand AU drawing where King Halbrand and Queen Galadriel are married and peacefully rule The Southlands together 🥰 they’re also expecting a child :3
The Fourth Age has come. The Middle-earth belongs to the Men now. Everybody - the Elves and the Ainur livepeacefully in Valinor... well - almost everybody.
Galadriel, tarnished by nightmares about her once-foe, seeks council with the mighty Valar, hoping to get a remedy for her millennia-long anguish.
She secretly knows it's about the closure - she might be at peace with Sauron 's banishment... but what about the "Man" Halbrand ?
The Valar, to Galadriel's horror, decide to bring Mairon back from the Void and make her his guardian. However, there is a condition - neither Artanis nor Mairon cannot set foot in Valinor until she determines the Maia is ready to start his atonement among the Valinorean Folk.
To the mighty Ainur - this is an experiment. To the Elven Queen - this is a very bad idea... until it isn't 👀
Will they ever come back from the South Lands of Aman?
Will Silver Clam ever forgive her for leaving him and not asking him to join her? Why is the Maia in a coma? And why his form is that of Halbrand?
Who knows... Who cares... as long “things happens” 👀
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By the way, belated Happy Frankenstein Day and Mary Shelley Birthday!
@eowyn7023 - yes, the hat was made for a cosplay. I found it online, I loved it, I took it and made it Sauron’s 😌
So enjoy the evil, no good, very bad sexy Sauron and his headpiece (which is still way better than the spiky monstrosity 💅)!
Veni Vidi Vici (aka Too Soon? )
In this piece Sauron is visiting his favourite place in Eregion. Sadly, as it had happened quite often with him, he had thrown a temper tantrum in mid-SA and there isn’t much left of the once-mighty Ost-in-Edhil
Maiar Magazine
This photoshoot was sparked by Sauron’s burning desire to show off the shit he took of Adar after murdering the poor bastard in the most brutal ways 😏
And he didn’t really care for the Sexiest Ainur Alive title since he proceeded and spent the rest of his physical existence covering his beautiful mug with a spiky bucket 😭
Barbion the Admirably Pink
…I don’t know what happened, guys!
I was just playing with some stupid AI online and this plastic #Halbrand made an appearance 🤷♀️
It’s nasty and funny at the same time… so, I guess, enjoy the last instalment of the #Barbie movie!
There will be no sequel - Mairon’s cat ate the scriptwriter.
This epoch’s epic #fairytale like no other is brought to you by the infamous #MordorStudios.
Immerse yourself in the world of the classic enemies-to-lovers trope sprinkled with the good old fashioned sexy time and angry dialogue (aka little Noldorean gremlin growling at the tol-boi Maia).
It’s a rom-com. It’s a thriller. It’s a fantasy porn! 🙌🥳🥳🥳
So grab your toys and watch Halbrand’s head flippers (aka ears) turn red at the sight of the Elven maiden’s ankles!