#the gay is really peeking out this comeback huh

[tentastic-yu-ki]

#honggu is thriving #hE TOUCHED THE BUTT #the gay is really peeking out this comeback huh #hongseok #yeo one #yeo changgu #changgu #yang hongseok #pentagon #ptg

[taeminiettaemiri]

Temporary Goodbye

Warning : Its 2min, i feel so gay toward my favorite couple ever, and the story is so fluffy as fuck. Enjoy. 

Its been a long time since Sunday was one of the day they could enjoy without any work to do since they usually performing a lot on weekend. They promised to meet at 4pm, in the place where their memories was made, laugh, joy, doubt, cry, lust, angry, lonely, longing, and also love. From the very first time they exchanged greeting in awkward gesture until the last time they argued about each other’s demand. The clock is tickling, 20 minutes away from the said time but he wants to be there as soon as possible. He usually would be the late one but today he wants to surprise him by waiting at the front door of their shared dorm. He going upstairs to second floor where he would hide in the dark alley, too much exited to handle, imaging that froggy face would be shock upon his little silly behaviour. He has the spare key but decide to wait there while rewinding the past ten years memory of them.

 “Taeminie???” He glance up to the voice, the baritone voice of him that always sounds like a breeze, calming.

 “Are you that exited to see me? Its still a minutes before 4, you usually takes another minutes after the said time. How’s my haircut??” Said him with that generous smile. He doesn’t have a word to replay those teasing but instead he flying to him, wrapping his hand around his shoulder and pull him in a soft kiss. He always amazed on how their lips fit each other like a two different pieces of puzzle that mean to attached side by side and creating a clear picture. Their remind like that for another minutes, a simple gently kiss with nibbling and licking. They could be in that position for the next day but the time keep running, and there is no way they want to waste it.

 “Let’s get inside first, you open the door and ill take your belonging.” Said Minho. Taemin pouting for the separation but the groceries he bought couldn’t being ignore for their lovely goofy times. He search for the key in his jeans pocket while Minho take Taemin’s shopping bags just beside the door. Minho smile upon peeking up a little to see what inside, it’s full of food stuff like vegetables, raw seafood, meat, and also a two bottle of Château Mani Nouveau. As Minho remember, it probably from Taemin’s parents because they ever mentioned about their favourite Korean red wine from the neighborhood. Minho need to make a call later to deliver his gratitude for being supportive parents toward their activity, and also, relationship.

 Taemin is about to open the door but get distracted by the way Minho’s breathing right on the back of his neck, trailing that skillful tongue over it, makes his breath become short and full of wants. The door has opened just for being slammed again fastly. Minho put the all the thinks on his hand on the floor, leaving it like that and hope he didn’t break any fragile think on it as he wrapping his strong arm around the tiny body of Taemin, trapping him on the wall as he easly lift him by his slim thigh. The innocent kiss become wild as Minho devouring that plump thick lips like a beast who found its prey and Taemin with all his consciousness, willingly to let him do whatever he wants because he also want it bad. The clothes are removed piece by piece until the skin make a contact, demanding for more to revealed. Minho couldn’t ever resist the milky white skin he adored from Taemin, so tempting for leaving a visible bite mark on it, showing how much he has territory over him. The angelic voice that escape from his delicious lips only driving him crazy and he wants louder of it. Taemin could feel something already poking hardly around his ass and the thought of being fuck on the wall just make him moaning shamelessly, filling the empty dark room.

 “Be ready, love.” Say the alluring voice, ready to take and being taken.

 After three hours of making love, the lover over the hills take some times to rest. Dark already covered the sky with a sound of car’s honking and people chatting showing the night life in capital city. Minho lift Taemin’s baby hand in the air and comparing with his big one in the other side, he laught for the comparision.

 “Yah!!!” Taemin whining, smack his naked chest lightly.

 “How could this drawf hand being so destructive, huh, Taemin? Did you remember you broke a motorcycle for our shooting just because you touched it?”

 “It was an accident! I was scold by Key Hyung right away, the nagging was not a joke thought. “

 “Yeah, while Jinki hyung comforting you so he ended up being scold by Key too, and Jonghyun Hyung and I was laugh our ass off because of the scene.” A little giggle hanging in the air, a random memory about them being together always be the treasure for being cherished.

 “I miss the Hyungs.” Say Taemin, snuggling closer to the warm body.

 “We miss the Hyungs, Taemin.”

 “I still feel guilty towards you and the others.”

 Minho frowning, kissing the top of Taemin’s head and inhale the perfect scent that only belong to him, a baby scent,”What is it, baby?”

 “There was a time when I have an urge to go as a solo, to pursuit my dream for myself, to being alone and proving I can do everything by myself. I probably can but if its mean to lost all of you in my life at the end, I wouldn’t let that chance to happened, I wouldn’t let even thinking about that. And knowing that you all really leaving me this time, I feel like I’ve been cursed for what I ever though, like a dreams come true,  the nightmare one.”

 “We are not leaving you, Tae, even Jonghyun Hyung never really left us. We just separated for a while for the sake of this country. I hate to say this but you doing well so far without us. You were the one that has been working so hard especially when you have your first solo. We were so worried about you back then, when you were the only one with extra schedule and barely had a time to rest, but its all worth it, isn’t it? You find your own music, every second you stepping closer to be a dancer just like your dream, and what else could be happier but be able to enjoy what you do in your life. Not so many people find the joy of their lives, you should be thankful. Obstacle, tired, hopeless always comes the way but your goal are beyond than that and you need to bring your huge dream to your real life, remember that.”

 Even in the dark, he could see the watery eyes of Taemin, glittering and shining like a dark sky full of stars, twinkling beautifully. He give him a soft kiss on the lips, taking his breath away.

 “I love you. Iam sure you will be the most strong and handsome marine boy  soldier they ever had. I don’t expect anything but you comeback to me, complete in one piece, specially here.” Say Taemin, pointing at Minho’s probably heart would be.

 “I love you, more. Take care of yourself, you are mine, tell that to peoples who wants you!” Say Minho with his overprotective stare and sound Taemin would miss.

 “Ill make something for our dinner, don’t worry, I already learn from Kyungsoo to make a proper meals for eat!” Say Taemin, ready for get out from the most comfortable hug and bed before Minho lazily pull him back.

“But your ass say hello again to me, we can delay the meals.”

 “YAH!”

#2min #shinee #taemin #minho #military #soldier #marine #kindasmut #love #taeminiettaemiri #flyingorca

[crimsonbluemoon]

Just thought about another one. Last one, I promise. Parent!au, meet cute, “you know that your book is upside-down, right?” for Terrormoo.

Oh this is probably gonna be cute! Lets see where my brain goes. 

Parent AU, Meet Cute, “You know that your book is upside-down, right?” TerrorMoo

Brian seriously hated being here. It wasn’t that he hated being a parent; he loved his pain-in-the-ass kid, Craig, he really did. The kid got all of Brian’s sass and none of his mother’s personality disorder, and could shove ten Oreos in his mouth at once. If anyone asked him, Brian always boasted that his brat was the coolest kid around, and could kick the crap out of theirs in awesomeness. But the whole meeting other parents thing? 

He hated it. 

Maybe it was a dick move to bring a book to a ‘freshman meet-and-greet’ event instead of interacting with the other adults, but the only reason he’d gone was because Craig promised he’d end up as a loser 30-year old virgin living on his couch if Brian didn’t bring him to stuff like this. Plus, he’d been promised pizza. So there Brian sat, pretending to read a book he had no interest in and secretly peeking his eyes over the edge of the book to watch his dorky son try to flirt with a tall behemoth (seriously, this kid was taller than him and he was an adult!) with the name ‘Tyler’ proudly scribbled onto his nametag. His son’s game was so lame, asking about ‘favorite animals’ and seeming way into the idea of the other choosing a wildcat. What did that even mean? But Craig looked like he was falling in love with the grumpy teen and making an absolute ass of himself. Brian was going to have to teach him the ropes-

“You know that your book is upside-down, right?” A soft voice had Brian jerking his head away from the scene he was watching, and the father was ready to glare at the intruder and give them a piece of his mind. But any thought of telling the man off was lost the second he took in the breathtaking man in front of him. He wasn’t mainstream sexy, but charming in a humble way, and it left Brian tongue-tied when the man took a seat next to him on the bleachers most of the parents were corralled on. “But bringing a book was a smart idea to hide your anxiety. Oh, I’m Brock by the way.” 

“Brian, and it...uh, thanks. For the compliment. About the book and stuff I mean!” 

“No problem, though I’m surprised you chose...that one for a school event.” Glancing down at the cover, Brian bit back a groan when realizing he’d snagged one of the trashy romance novels his ex had left behind. It’d been at the top of her box of things she never came back to collect, but he’d been rushing to get Craig out the door and grabbed it on a whim. Now he was staring at a half naked man riding a horse, too shiny and oiled up to be close to realistic.  

“My ex apparantly really liked the plot. Though I can’t blame her; he’s pretty attractive.” Closing the book quickly and shoving it behind him, Brian focused on the small smile that was given to him. Hoping to salvage the conversation, Brian nodded to the gym of kids in front of them. “So which one is yours?”   

“The one nervously pacing by the punch; I think he gets that from me.” Sure enough, there was a mess of a kid walking around the table as if trying to get his steps in for his daily tracking sheet. He didn’t meet the eyes of anyone who passed, though continued to glance around as if seeking someone specific. 

“He’s a bit of a mess, huh?” Instantly, Brian wanted to shove his foot into his mouth, knowing that not all people had the sarcastic relationship him and Craig shared. But the other father just laughed, the smile on his face making Brian’s soul feel lighter. 

“You should see him around people he likes; I’m pretty sure he shakes like a leaf and can’t remember the English language. Though some of the noises that come our are pretty funny; his uncle Evan threatened to make a soundboard of it and play it at his sixteenth birthday.” Brian knew that he had 1000 smooth comebacks for the converstion, but the people he normally hit on were fleeting meet-ups and he never intended to actually win them over. But this situation was different, felt different, and he was reminded of how single he’d been since leaving Craig’s mother seven years ago. 

“Uncle Evan come from your wife’s side of the family?” It was lame, so lame, and he could hear Anthony and Nogla snickering all the way from his bar (if it was still there, knowing those two knuckleheads). 

“Oh, no he’s my side. No family members from her side.” The confirmation made an unpleasant twist turn in Brian’s stomach, feeling his spine compress in the news. Brock hummed next to him while he stood up from the bleachers, arms stretched over his head as he continued. “But that might be because she’s non-existant, and Ryan’s adopted.” 

“Wh-what?” 

“Kinda hard to have a kid when you’re gay, but I made it work.” Brian straightened up instantly, feeling himself gawk when Brock glanced over to him and send a smile that had a kint of mischeif under it. The little shit knew what he was doing! Stunned at the troll, Brian could only stare when Brock glanced back out to his kid and sighed. “And though I’d love to hang out and talk, I’d be kinda a shitty dad if I didn’t go rescue my kid from the nervous breakdown he’s about to have. Maybe I’ll see you at the next event?”

“Yeah, I’ll be here,” Brian answered, knowing his eyes were following the man who quickly moved to help his panicking kid with a laugh. Brian felt dumbstruck, though lacked any anger, single shocked aat the playful tease.

“Nice one, dad.” Craig’s voice snapped him out of his stare, glancing to see his son rolling his eyes through a grin. “You didn’t even ask for his number. Need me to give you some pointers on how to flirt?”  

“I will drown you,” Brian muttered, ignoring his dorky kid’s laugh to glance back at Brock. Though consoling his kid, Brock’s eyes flickered up to Brian, smiling in a way that made his heart flutter.

He was so going to that number next time. 

[disneyprincessmodelworld]

LA CHRONICLES: The “apparently i pissed off the phobia God somehow” edition. Or as X is calling it, when the Birds Fight back.

WARNING>  ALOT OF CUSSING TO FOLLOW.

Okay. let me start this by saying... there are three things I am absolutely terrified of: 

Rats= I see them as walking bubonic plagues.  Totally not rational I know.

Clowns= killer klowns from outer space legit jacked me the hell up.  

phobia 3 

I can handle snakes and mice and everything else like a champ.  

And of course in the last 24 hours I had to deal with both so of COURSE here comes number freaking three. 

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*sitting in the great room on the plushy sofa as I have yet to go back into what i am calling the rat room that makes weird noises. *

* Hears whining*

*looks up, sees Harry and Pupperly sitting over by the big wall of windows to the backyard*

me: you all need to go out?  huh?

Two barks and a mad dash from Monie who came out of freaking nowhere.

*goes to get shoes, grabs leashes on the way back, and peeks head into office to do one of those motion things that means the universal “YO taking dogs for a  walk” 

L: hold on a sec. 

*looks at me* 

L: take your phone

Me: im just going around the block...

L: dont care, take your phone

Me: *rolls eyes* but it's a gaa..

*glares at me*

Me: Fine DAD. 

His Agent: She always like that?

L: at home yes *laughs* but she has big brothers who will kill me if something happens to her stubborn ass. 

me: hhhmmmmpppphhhmmm 

*starts to walk out* 

L TAKE YOUR PHONE

Me: FINE

*heads back to hook up the dogs, passing x on the way*

X: taking out the dogs?

me: yep. 

X: take your phone

me: omg i only got lost once and it was the first week i was here  but im taking my phone.

X: good, love you, taking a shower. *kiss on the cheek*

Me: eww cooties, ass

X: Brat (heads off to his room)

*continues back down the hallway to hook up the dogs.*

*heads to the carport door, instead of the front or back door as it's closer to the gate, giving the dogs my normal lets go for a walk pep talk*

 Me:  Now, we are going to be good. No pulling, no jumping, no getting the leashes all tangled up!!!

*heads out the door, pulling it closed behind me*

CLICK  

It's at this moment i have less than 1.5 seconds to realize I have made a mistake. 

A HUGE MISTAKE 

Me: Oh Shiiiii

BANG.  

BING BING BING

BANG

BING BING 

BANG BANG

ME:  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (ducks and runs) 

BANG BANG FLAP SOUND FLAP SOUND

ME: OH FUCK OH SHIT  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*at some point has thrown leashes up in the air and has run to the other side of the carport*

BING FLAP FLAP FLAP BAM BING FLAP FLAP

Me:  *blood curdling scream

4 hours later (wasnt really most likely 2 minutes later............. maybe)

(door slams opens, out runs L followed a few seconds later by a dripping, towel around his waist X. Door closes) 

L: The fucking hell??

X: what what?

PING PING PING BARK BARK BARK (pupperly) FLAP FLAP FLAP

me: AAAAAA BIRD BIRD BIRD!!!!!!

L: FUUUUUUUCCCCKKkk *ducks* (this fucking rat with wings is dive bombing people) 

X: Bloody fucking hell! (turns to open the door)

X: Oh you have GOT to be fucking kidding me

L: WHAT NOW!??!!

X: doors locked

L: FUCK!!!!  

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAA

Pupperly and his dumb ass brother think it is a game and are running through the carport jumping up at and chasing the bird that is flying around like a lunatic because apparetly when i threw open the door and stepped out i completely forgot about the new birdsnest and that was why i was avoiding going out that door like the plague. 

Me: *literally sitting on the ground in the carport screaming*  KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!!

X: Pupperly STOP HEEL  HEEL

L: FUCK!! grab the damn dog

X: IM TRYING

me: IM GONNA DIE!  IVE SEEN WHAT COMES NEXT!! SHE PECKS OUT MY EYES! 

L: close you fucking eyes then.  (yells at X) GRAB THAT DAMN DOG. 

BING  PING BAM BAM FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP

At some point L has made it across the carport to me

L: Up UP come on

me: NO No no 

L Up ! come on, if we get out of here she will calm down and go back to her nest

Me: NOOO kill it!!  kill it!   

L: Im not killing a fucking bird

Me: It's demented it's bouncing off of everything, her brain is scrambled anyway

L: because you scared the shit out of it. 

X: Get her out of there and help me get these fucking dogs.

(at this point apparently L had enough cause he drags me up, picks me up and manhandles me out of the carport all the while im screaming no no im too high she gonna eat me)

BING BING BAM BAM FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP

*L dumps me (liteally) into a spot on the side lawn and goes back to help X, who is barely hanging on to that towel around his hips, to catch the dogs*

(they both manage to snatch a dog about the same time the flying monster with wings manages to figure out how to get out of the carport flies right over my head)

* I dive flat in the grass* 

(bird flies up into the tree) 

(L and X walk over and plop down in the grass next to me.)

(we all just sit there for a minute or two trying to catch our breaths)

*feels staring* 

*peeks up and sees both L and X staring at me*

Me: i dont like birds.. 

X No shit you think?  L: You dont say?

Me: *sniff*

X: omfg is she crying?

L: shit you made her cry!

X: MEE???? You are the one yelling at her?

L: IM NOT YELLING  Im talking loud.

me: *wails* stop yelling at me

L: look what you did

X: Me? this is your fault.  

L: The hell you say? 

X: You know she is afraid of birds you should have taken out the dogs 

L: I was on a business call, with my agent.  which i ran out on when i heard her screaming, YOU could have taken out the fucking dogs 

Me:  *blinks looks from one to the other:  ummmmm

(they still yelling at each other) 

me: UMMMMM excuse me (tugs on towel and shirt)

L and X: WHAT

me: hehe... i forgot

(L and X look at each other, then back at me) 

L:........

X:......

L:.... you.........   forgot

Me:  yeah?

L: youve talked about nothing  but the bird nest and you FORGOT

me:................ welll...

X: Well???

Me:  .........................Yeah????

X: jesus fucking christ. 

me: sorry sorry

X and L sigh huge sighs

X: we are locked out.  

L: Is lucinda still here?

me: dont know??

L SHIT.  

(we all get up and head around the house to the front)

(Lucinda loading her bag in the car, looks up)

X: Hey Lu....

L: Hey

Me: *looks everyone where but at the woman

Lucinda: I dont know what kinda kinky shit you all into but you need to keep it down

L: what no... X: OMFG Me: WAAAAA no EEEWWWWW

X: *glaring at me* Eeewww? Eeww??????? the fuck you mean Ewww. 

L: ANYWAY  we had some trouble with that bird off the carport,and got locked out can you open the front door before you leave.

Lucinda: (giving us the eye like we lying) okay. (mumbles all the way to the door) 

L: there will be an extra tip in your next check if you keep this quiet

Lucinda: SI

(we go inside and lucinda heads home)  

L:  YOU (points to x) get dessed and take out the dogs and you (points to me) sit down on the sofa and dont freaking move until my meeting is over

X and Me: *eyes wide*  Yes sir/ Yes sir.

L: Good...... (stomps off back to his office)

X: hmmm.

Me: hmmm?

X: He kinda sexy when he all mad take charge like that

Me:  I know right? did you see him pick me up? if i wasnt feaking out, that would have been hot 

X: it was still hot

L I can fucking HEAR you you know.. Do what i said. 

Me: YEEEESSSS SIIIIRRR

X: Got it. 

X (whispers) sexy right

Me: Yep yep

L: NOW!!!!  

*bang as he slams the office door* 

...............................

X and I are sitting on the couch reading when L comes out of his office. 

Sits down. 

*i look at him* 

L: *sighs* what?

Me: Can you go check on the bird?

L: WHAT?

Me: well she hit her head pretty hard. and got disoriented. 

L: is she serious?

X: as a heart attack it's your turn I already checked. she said i didn't check right.

Me: you came back too fast, you just peeked out the door. 

X gives L a look like SEE?

me: Please 

L: Fine. 

L starts to walk out of the room, turns around and leans down in my face

L: baby?

me: yeah?

L: you make me so glad to be gay (walks off) 

ME: hmmmmppphh  well that was rude. 

X: well so was scaring us to death but you dont hear us complaining. 

Me:  ..........

X: what? no snappy comeback?

me: *grumbles* i cant think of nuffin. 

........................................................................

 I really really really hate birds. 

Im going to need tomorrow to be boring, cause damn. 

#la life #what phobia god did i piss off? #who did i make angry? #omfg