#the more ground they lost to weed legalization and same-sex marriage

[shinobicyrus]

So after noticing that I haven't been seeing or hearing much of the traditional "War on Christmas" nonsense that's plagued my every holiday season for years like clockwork, I did some digging because I am very normal.

Apparently the Washington Post noticed this trend as well, and were even able to track how "War on Christmas" discourse actually peaked during 2012/2013 (so around the election and the Start of Obama's second term. Gee I wonder why) and has been on a decline ever since.

For me, the holiday season didn't begin until Uncle Bill O'Reilly, drunk off Thanksgiving turkey and secret whiskey started pulling out his notes about how the Gap and Macy's were killing Judeo-Christian values.

It's all just "woke" now! Back in my day the War on Christmas used to mean something, dammit! Sure it was a stupid, petty, exhausting construct of paranoia and grievance, but back then (so like...2012) you could cheerfully and sincerely wish your conservative friends, family, and acquaintances a "Happy Holiday" and watch their faces turn red with rage, and that was a gift that kept us warm during a long winter that actually had snow.

Shaking my heard that this new War on Woke has killed our holiday traditions. So sad.

#Crack #War on Christmas #Politics #Christmas #is it sad that I do genuinely miss the War on Christmas bullshit? #it feels like a simpler time even thought it was stupid and awful #an artifact of 2000s era politics where the fascism and Christian nationalism was all dog-whistles and subtext #but it's really no surprise it's not really a thing anymore since ''War on Christmas'' was just the conservative gateway drug #feeding that Conservative Christian persecution complex that only got angrier and more bitter #the more ground they lost to weed legalization and same-sex marriage #War on Christmas shambled so ''Woke'' could charge at us like shitty fast zombies