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kkachis · 6 years

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galra keith biology + behaviour headcanons

this is a really old post from like last year while galra keith theory was still a theory and i was way too invested in it

teeth:

his teeth have always been kinda fucked up

you know that thing where you get canines above your canines? that happened to him like all the time

keith's mouth was kinda fucked up because he had two of those extra teeth for each canine on both jaws, like his mouth wanted him to have a mouthful of fangs but decided "lol fuck it" halfway through

he’s got also got some canines that replace the molars right next to his canines, plus his canine teeth are kinda long anyway

(continuing on the vein of feline galra/bat galra instead of too much lizard-based galra because lizard teeth are Tiny and Boring)

eyes:

if you took a photo of him at night with the flash on his eyes would do the cat thingy like this:

http://www.pickaxemania.com/attachments/cat_flash_eyes_by_luluxoria-d3kxxv7-jpg.666/

i wonder if keith's eyes can go slit-pupiled?

that would scare the shit out of anyone on earth

imagine you're some asshole bullykid trying to harass the weirdo newbie

he tenses up and tells you to leave and you take this as a challenge and then he looks at you and he's baring his fucked-up canines and you could swear his eyes have slit pupils

you would piss your pants and run away

nails:

his nails were always extra tough to cut

when he was a kid he used the big adult clippers because they were the only ones that worked

when he got older he used his knife like the desert gremlin he is

galra crests:

there's a very slight, basically unnoticeable bony crest bisecting his head; most of the galra have something like that

his mullet always covered it tho lol

but if you like stick your hand in his hair and run your finger across the midline you can kinda feel it

he also has ridges on his back from the lizard descent

it's slight but more prominent than his head crest

like if you touch it you might just think his spine is bony

behaviour:

he probably got into lots of fights when he was a little kid because his approach was play-fighting and stuff but to everyone else he looked angry and temperamental

he can do some wild shit with his voice because his vocal chords are different

Top Tier Bullshit: (credit to @that-kid-named-ricc)

shiro has a picture of him from when he was like twelve

somehow managing to balance, squatting on the fence (hint: cat genes)

laser cat eyes, paired with a hideous mullet/bowlcut fusion topping his head

keith, the True Cryptid

“cryptid squatted”

keith probably has a couple extra bones somewhere too

diet:

he’s always preferred his steak rare and his fish as sushi/sashimi rather than cooked

he’s probably eaten some meat that he shouldn’t have bare raw and come out of it fine but still got a scolding tho lol

“keith how are you still alive” – shiro, probably

when he was a kid he ate raw eggs from the fridge as a snack

he didn’t realize you weren’t supposed to do that

when he was older he still did it sometimes as a midnight snack

imagine this: on the castle hunk goes into the kitchen because he can’t sleep and he wants to make tea, but then he finds keith like fucking wholesale taking alien eggs from the fridge cracking open these cold boys into a mug and then going sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp

hunk: “keith. buddy. what the fresh hell are you doing”

nasty weird alien desert boy. I love him

he was probably absolutely terrible at eating his greens

*note: he does need to eat some vegetables, but he could subsist on an all-meat diet. humans have done so in the arctic, anyway, and it goes double if they’ve got part of their diet hailing from what looks like a species descended from predators

#voltron #vld #voltron: legendary defender #keith #headcanons #kkachi chirps #galra keith #and observe exhibit a where kkachi is way too invested in alien shenanigans

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hottakeswithdasom · 7 years

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The Devil Wears Prada

First time watching this movie and like wow i didn't miss out on much at all except for Meryl Streep's fun acting Hello white girl im so sorry u can afford an apartment in NEW YORK CITY and can go to amazing parties with your friends and bf even before the movie begins U gotta be shitting me how did u even land a job as a secretary for her like dont u have to be QUALIFIED??? Theres a scene where Anne Hathaway picks up the phone and the other person on the line says "Gabbana" and shes like "sorry, dunno that name could u spell it" like GIRL how tf do u work there and not know what dolce gabbana is im like 12 years old bitch Quirky white girl strikes again w her "humble" background 😒 she literally got the job for being a rude BITCH And idk about u but the only person i cared about was Meryl Streep and she was THE BAD GUY like wow apparently working hard to follow your dreams and not making motherhood ur lifelong obsession makes u a bad person in this movie??? Like FUCK Anne Hathaway. If i got that job and got the chance to go to paris bc my coworker is being incompetent? FUCK them u didnt do anything wrong real friends dont want you to stop u from following ur dreams godamn And her bf kept being a brat bc she missed his birthday bc she was working like holy shit dont be a baby ok?? ITS OK its not a national tragedy if someone wants to take care of themselves by working hard instead giving u a goddang (literal) cupcake ur hair looks like ass But to be fair tho Anne Hathaway was CHEATING on her BOYFRIEND like what a fucking bitch u dont do that if youre trying to uphold yourself as a modern woman aight u dont need another guy to sleep with you and tell you that his boss is gonna betray ur boss to know that CHEATING ON PEOPLE IS WRONG LMAOOO but anyways her boyfriend is like "now that youre pretty u r mean to me" and he thinking that her job is literally just wearing pretty clothes and thats it like fuck the fuck off All that aside, the fashion in the movie itself was very 2000s and could nowadays easily pass for middle school faux fashion Literally the amount of leopard print i saw was frankly, disturbing. I actually laughed a lot when i realized that the "high-end" fashion ppl all wore super heavy smokey eye shadow that made it look like they got punched in both eyes and this movie was basically that. just anne hathaway's transition from country hick to looking like she was punched in the face. And this ONE BITCH'S HAIR. GIRL. It was a MULLET with WHITE STREAKS like i have never seen this most HIDEOUS THING IN MY LIFE In the end, Anne Hathaway decides that shes better than Meryl Streep. She tosses her 5 dollar flip-phone into a fountain and walks away after an extremely psychological conversation about betrayal. Wow. Amazing. In conclusion. Meryl streep is my queen. Fuck white people. 1/10 Middle school/old ppl combination fashion 1/10 2000's humor 2/10 Meaningless conversation i couldnt hear bc everyone is whispering anyways = 4/10

#the devil wears prada #4/10

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