#then Feemor takes him as Padawan and gets married to Jango and Myles and they move to Mandalore

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Me: *has a million fics I have started in the past month*

Brain: …

Me: plz don’t-

Brain: BUT WHAT IF OBI WAN WAS BABY AND GOT TAKEN ON CORUSCANT BY A DEATH WATCH NOT CAUSE HES JEDI BUT BECAUSE THEY WERE ALREADY HEADING TO AN ILLEGAL SLAVE AUCTION AND HES A REDHEADED STEWJONI BABY AND HE GETS AWAY AND RUNS INTO LITTLE KELDABE WHERE HE PROMPTLY MEETS JASTER MEREEL AND CLIMBS HIM CAUSE JASTER FEELS SO SAFE SOF KIND SO DADDY SO CUDDLES AND WARMTH AND LOVE AND SO NOW JASTER IS TAKING CARE OF OBI WHILE JANGO AND MYLES ARE ABOUT TO GET SENT OUT TO FIND RHE DEATH WATCH MEMBER WHEN TEMPLE GUARD FEEMOR SHOWS UP SAYING HES BEEN FOLLOWING OBIS TRACKER FOR A HALF HOUR AND HES GONNA HELP THEM TAKE DOWN A CORE WORLD SLAVE AUCTION AND LEAVES BABY WAN WITH JASTER ONLY TO COME BACK LIKE FOUR HOURS LATER WITH ARLA FETT AND A CRYING BLUBBERING JANGO AND A CONFUSED MYLES AND ALSO MONTROSS IS DEAD AND SO IS PALPATINE THANKS

Me: …I fucking asked you not to… does baby wan get so many cuddles he’s a happy baby bundle of kisses and loves???

Brain: OBVIOUSLY

#don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it #BAM DONT DO IT #star wars #obi wan kenobi #jaster mereel #baby wan #then Feemor takes him as Padawan and gets married to Jango and Myles and they move to Mandalore #Jaster has a new baby. in fact two new babies. Arla too