#this bitch works in a corporate office in the building and brings shitty cookies once a month

[vstheworld]

I met my first ‘regular trying to live out their coffeeshop AU fantasy in my workspace’ and I fucking hate her so much

#text post #personal #look #she has gone to all of our locations and told them she ‘doesn’t usually pay for coffee’ #the lion the witch and the audacity of this bitch #we have a very stringent barter system with the other spots in our market—you hook us up with food and we will hook you up with coffee #or liquor we definitely take that in trade too #this bitch works in a corporate office in the building and brings shitty cookies once a month #which I guess she considers her payment #she skips the line #she has never once tipped us #and she stands at the counter and talks about her life with the espresso person #who is trapped there #because y’know it’s a workplace #she does this at least twice a day #orders complicated expensive drinks every time #and gets shitty at the new people (me) who don’t have her order memorized #anyways no one will let me tell her to fuck off and it is FRUSTRATING #cash yells into the void because therapy is expensive #fuck you syd your cookies ain’t even good #cash’s coffeeshop au #everyone at my job has severe anxiety and is bad at setting boundaries and I am absolutely feral for the day they let me help with that #I’m gonna make them so healthy and self-assured