#this is my fault for dating a magician isnt it 😭

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I told myself that if I opened all the windows and lit incense I'd be okay but now I can't find any matches or lighters and I can't scream my frustrations while digging through every drawer in the house bc the windows are open. One of life's many trials

#ive looked through every drawer at least twice and i am trying VERY hard not to start dumping drawers out onto the floor #bc that would be a bitch to clean up #i found ONE box of matches out in plain sight on the kitchen counter and its full of spent matches. like its MOCKING me #WHY are there no matchboxes in the places where i usually leave matchboxes. has my gf used all of them are we actually out of matches?? #this is my fault for dating a magician isnt it 😭 #i know we have lighters somewhere to but for some reason only she seems to be able to find them #im going to lose my fucking marbles before she gets home from work #why have i tied my mental health in this moment to my ability to find matches. for fucks sake #rambling