#thnx papa I love you too

[1211wkwmdsk]

— four years since i messaged you to wake the fuck up because i refuse to believe you'd go in a philippine hospital (half joke half not joke)

i wish i could see you swerve together with your favorite golf game on your phone or even see another indent on the couch because you specifically sit there for hours with your san mig light beer (thnx 4 the influence). u can curse my sisig for being too salty and greasy too, or cook me a big english breakfast w fried toast and beans and bacon and a scotch egg on the side but remove the actual egg because K likes it more than i do. orrrr u can ask my mom another "how's your day, lovely?" because she hasn't been sleeping well. she hasn't been replying to my messages too so please tell her off again 🙏🏻 tell every single restaurant manager the food is shit and prank every single waitress that the woman is paying because you're a broke white man again plsplspls. leave all aspirin tablets and hand-rolled cigars in a mess on the counter next to my school lunch and i'll sort it out.

yessss every single driver in the left lane is a fucking cunt because you say so!!! cunt is now my favorite word ty rina 🤝🏻 andy. call mudir (the blackest dog ever) "blue" again because you say it's a lucky color for the condo. aahdhs i hope you're having lechon and beer with papa lando 🤚🏻his goats and chickens are all digested now but pls don't tell him that. andy i need my red lindor chocolate now more than ever !! u're the only one who consistently gave me RED LINDORS bc no man could ever. i've been carrying out the advent calendar + ugly christmas sweater tradition too. and i see you ◡̈ i see you in all the tesco products, streaky bacon, cigarettes, beer, doc martens, wheeled carry-ons, and even a fucking church (LOL). you're with me through all this, yeah?

if only i could use the "gift of writing" you told me i have to write a thousand poems and bring you back, i woulddd do it in a heartbeat.

i miss you andrew!!!!!!!!! so much!!!! i'm crying so much!!!! wtf!!!! just period hormones!!!! but i do miss you!!!!

this is so much brain dump bahahahhaa grief has creeped up on me yet again. grief and i go at each other for what feels like a lifetime bro pero i resttttt myyyy caseeee today bc this is how i cope. if my angels are in peace then maybe i should try to get myself a piece of that peace too 'no? 🤍

[tiny-tigers]

✨ Helloooo! Apologies again for the radio silence 😭💖 things are a bit hectic on this end! How's your recovery getting on sweetie???🙏🏻🩷

OMG I didn't know that about Jacky's dad!!! 🫨 Okaaaay now lots of things are beginning to make sense....

*insert 'the pieces have been put together' meme*

I think unless he comes back better from this injury then you're right, I don't see his play improving too much? 😬 It's kinda weird that I no longer think of them as 'junior players' as they've done so much, but even though they're still young they seem to have lost that zesty youthfulness of 'trying to break into the first team' edge they had - if that makes any sense??

Drunk Fred is not the one, thanks Ellis.

I completely agree - I can defo see Fred leaving for a new challenge one day? Seems that sort of character - likes to be out of his comfort zone? *bleurgh no thnx* 😂

Interesting message from that fan! I've been getting the vibe for a while now that he's stopped enjoying fan interaction as much? Not surprising given his bigger profile now but sounds like I'm wrong! 🙈😆

No worries no worries , all is getting in place slooooowly. I Feel frozen in time ? I still have 4 jabs left before being left alone and still under painkillers, one scar is a bit nasty still impossible to sleep like I used to. No flip on the belly for sure I am like my eggs I sleep sunny sided.

I hope it could cool down a bit for you as well everyone need good vacay and family time during this period.

Yes totally !! Jeff played for sarries as a forward and 1 big man came and took his place 😤 poor papa Jeff... Bye Bye rugby career. Jacky wanted and was a fly half anyways before becoming who he is so I think he is not afraid of shifting for a role but being replaced and issues that can be linked to that oh well.... always in the moove uh. Idk how you analyse it the bigger picture But yes papa Jeff is his idol.

His mom was selling his stuff on Facebook btw 🤣 I bloody love one of his pants I bought while in norfolk it is super practical for this weather and fencing but omg does he actually walks on his butt ? 🤣😂 it is always the most used part. He can clean and mop floors with that bum. *Sorry*

Mmmmh he is a sweet potato but he is average. I do realize that , when his brain isnt used to his full potential and light up like a christmas tree he is losing a lot of his depth. He was bloody fantastic in U20 but since thenn.. eeeerhm... Even for a scrum half his stats are against him he should have marked as much tries as Fred already due to his speed and position. He has nothing special for him as a weapon except the power of his kick but he uses it super badly. Like Idk what he has in his legs but he can throw missiles but it lands super bad when he could do balls like George🎯.... 🤦‍♀️....And still not a bloody drop goal in 22 years. Easy peasy for me to criticize when I love him more than myself I might sound harsh but I want him to stop being relucant and afraid.

They are on full speed circuit and there is more motivated and more talented behind them if they lose their will to fight so no they aren't young player anymore.

No excuses.

I think Fred would beneficiate from another mindset and club than leicester more suitable to his envy and goals. I cannot see him settle for long in Leicester while on the other hand it is in Jack dna to be new ben youngs and to be the next goofball farmer 9 that will die on that welford road pitch ! I do love ben for that honestly !?. ...And Dan Cole ??? Amazing.

I hate When people are not faithful to their club... I was broken for George but he gave his most beautiful years to the club.

You sound very negative lately or it is just me ? :( is there something wrong other than Fred interest getting loose ?

I actually had a surprise today because Fred did go to see my friend story and he never does that ??? So super surprising when Jack has been absent all day. It is usually the opposite. I have seen zero post for Fred birthday tho...strange.

[florcnces]

HEY HENS ! my name’s nat & today i present to you the one, the only ... ms florence ! under the cut you’ll find a few bits & pieces i’ve come up w/ so far just so ... u kno ... we can plot or whateva 😏😏😏so if u want me to shower you w/ love, feel free to drop a big, fat LIKE or im me 😏😏😏also ... if u read this thru u will notice that ... i gave up somewhere in the middle of it ...

new york’s very own 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐃 was spotted on broadway street in 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐆𝐀'𝐒  𝐁𝐁𝐒 . your resemblance to 𝐒𝐘𝐃𝐍𝐄𝐘  𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐘 is unreal . according to tmz , you just had your 𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐘 - 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃 birthday bash . while living in nyc , you’ve been labeled as being 𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐅𝐔𝐋 , but also 𝐍𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 . i guess being a 𝐆𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈 explains that . 3 things that would paint a better picture of you would be 𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐋  𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐊𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐒 ,  𝐅𝐄𝐌𝐌𝐄 - 𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐄  𝐌𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐒  &  𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐅 - 𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐃  𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐒  𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐔𝐌𝐄 . ( i seduced the director to get my first big movie role. )  &  ( cis-gendered female & she / her  ) 

𝐢. 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐬 

name : florence noel brassard

dob / age : may 22nd, 1996 / twenty - two

hometown : paris , france

occupation : actress

aesthetics : pearl necklaces , femme-fatale movies , half-used bottles of perfume , lavender bouquets & satin sheets

positive traits : nurturing , logical , self-motivated , thoughtful 

negative traits : vengeful , scornful , two-faced , devious 

likes :  morning runs , feeling accomplished , freckles , seltzer water , blueberry yogurt , random picnics

dislikes : not getting attention , impulsive decisions , being late , not taking care of herself , mess all over the place , loud voices

𝐢𝐢. 𝐛𝐢𝐨𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐲 

baby florence was born & raised in new york city and was immediately thrown into the world of luxury - there literally was no other outcome when your parents appeared to be, like, one of the most powerful couple in the fashion industry, owning a huge chunk of loewe, lv, berluti and etc (so basically think like antoine arnault & natalia vodianova as her parents ... thnx xxxx)

with everything being handed to the girl on a silver platter, flo’s childhood was as boring as it could be. ‘ want to attend ballet classes? we’ll arrange private ones for you with the nycb principals.’ / ‘ can’t find a dress for the event we’re throwing? here’s five custom gowns to choose from, honey. ’ / ‘ there’s a scratch on your shoes; here’s a credit card, go buy yourself three new pairs. ’ / so, basically, tl;dr, they spoiled her ROTTEN

not gonna like, flo had a phase of being a bratty, greedy & ungrateful bih at the age of 13-15 because of the people she surrounded herself with & in order to fit in, she had to have like the best of the best. tho it wasn’t like she hadn’t had any of those things already - she just started taking advantage of her parents’ generosity. it took cutting her allowance down to the minimum for a few months and a few serious conversations to get a confession out of florence and to get her to understand that people should consider your their friends for your personality and not your bank account. so basICALLY she loves her parents v v v much & treasures the relationship they built over the years.

by the time she finished high school, she was v much set on the idea of creating a name for herself. starting a business wasn’t an option bc of how influential her parents were; sports weren’t an option either bc she didn’t have any exceptional talents (fun fact: she tried out for the cheerleading team for 3 yrs in a row only to not make the cut every single time which led to her crying at lunch ... ): #poorbby). being an influencer didn’t sound right to her either, so she went with the option that probably fit her the most - the julliard ! 

it was quite hard getting in there, mostly due to the fact that people there didn’t exactly understand why florence wanted to get into acting. it wasn’t like she needed any additional buzz to her name or more a-list events to be in attendance of, so she did have to prove that she was noth talented & sincerely interested in pursuing the career. however, it wasn’t the hardest thing she had to do to actually become the person she is today.

studying at the julliard wasn’t enough bc it didn’t make it any easier for flo to get a role. she tried her absolute damndest, used every connection she had -- yet, nothing was working. & since going to her papa for her was in no way, shape or form an option, she resorted to the worst.

bc she knew her mother was always in charge of organizing charity galas and whatnot, florence made sure to check out a list of invitees and, much to her sheer luck, she found a few familiar names of actresses and directors who rsvp’d to the event already. the night of the gala was spent with florence circling the room, looking and acting as gorgeous and charming as ever, but nothing seemed to be working bc everyone were either uninterested or just wanted her to get their name to her parents (& that wasn’t an option). however, at the end of the night she found the one. the one who lit up her star.

she didn’t go into it without thinking all of her options. she spent weeks flitring w/ the guy, going on dates and accepting gifts - everything to make it seem as if she was truly interested in him as a person. she laughed at his jokes, enjoyed his embraces - at some point, she even felt as if she could actually end up loving him. however, the moment he offered her the role of her life (plS one day i’ll actually properly headcanon that ish ... but not rn i proMISE!), whatever feelings (or whatever resembled them ...) immediately vanished.

so ! currently bby florence is basking in the newfound limelight and making sure to move further in her career... without having to resort to seducing middle-aged dudes... :-)

𝐢𝐢𝐢. 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 

florence, like i said, isn’t exactly a multi-talented skinny legend. yea, she’s decent at skating, somewhat good at singing, is quite beautiful - nothing out of the ordinary, hence why she sometimes struggles with her confidence. and by sometimes i mean A LOT of times. but if u think she’d ever show it U R SO WRONG BABE. usually whenever she falls into her self-called pit of uncertainty and lack of confidence, florence resorts to dressing up as nicely as she can and going to the first bar that comes to her head to get a drink and attract as much attention as she can. 

she also finds comfort in cooking. sure, with her daddy’s money she could eat out for breakfast, lunch, dinner and everything in between,  but there’s something incredibly comforting in taking the time to cook something for herself. besides, she is very fond of the memories of her mother teaching her how to cook. and the times they’ve accidentally burned the food bc they were too busy talking abt random things :’) like bby can actually make a MEAN kedgeree !!!

since her father is french and her mother is american, florence is bilingual. she prefers speaking french over english purely bc of the beauty of the language, so sometimes she might just switch languages mid-sentence.

florence is also ambidextrous due to the fact that she broke her arm when she was 7 and had to wear a cast for a longer period of time since the bones couldn’t heal properly :-)

also ... v much a dog person. like, cats? EW, don’t talk to her. don’t even think of calling her KITTEN bc u will ... get ur ass handed to u

always and i mean ALWAYS !!!! wears a pearl necklace on her neck that her father gave her for her 18th birthday. and just hella obsessed w/ pearls and flowers. iDK why she just is ...

𝐢𝐯. 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬

obv !!! a best friend ? like, that typical ride-or-die situation where they wouldn’t hesitate to catch the bullet for the other person

maybe a friend / some friends from high school ? either they were the ones pressuring flo to take advantage of finer things and daddy’s money or ... flo could have left them for those ppl

a rival ... who had their eyes on the role florence landed ... and now there’s just a ton of anger and distaste towards each other

exes / one night stands / flirtations ... :-)

#wealthyhq:intro #「 𝒇. 𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒓𝒅 ┈ 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 : persona . 」 #「 𝒇. 𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒓𝒅 ┈ 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 : spotted . 」 #「 𝒇. 𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒓𝒅 ┈ 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 : appearance . 」 #「 𝒇. 𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒓𝒅 ┈ 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 : interactions . 」 #「 𝒇. 𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒓𝒅 ┈ 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 : closed . 」 #「 𝒇. 𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒓𝒅 ┈ 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 : socials . 」 #「 𝒇. 𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒓𝒅 ┈ 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 : twitter . 」 #「 𝒇. 𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒓𝒅 ┈ 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 : instagram . 」 #「 𝒇. 𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒓𝒅 ┈ 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 : answered . 」

[inventii]

♞ : Caring for each other while ill / let dave,,,care for sick lil melissa thnx

♞ : Caring for each other while ill

Melissa lets out a small groan as she rolls over, at the sound of her father’s footsteps. She peeks an eye open, groggily looking over at his figure as he approaches her bed, and her gaze comes to rest on the bowl of soup in his hands. She pushes herself up a bit, wincing at the protest of her stiff muscles, and props her back against her pillow, reaching up to rub at her eyes before she focuses back on Dave.

“I-I thought you had to do work, Papa..?” she sniffs, voice clearly stuffy as a slightly confused look comes over her face. Her papa is a busy- and dedicated- man, and she’s accepted that by now. It’s part of the reason she wants to grow up and be exactly like him; he spends so much of his time working because what he does helps people and does some good in the world, and that’s what she wants to do, too. She wants to be a hero, like him.

With that, she’s also understands that he has less time to spend with her than she’d perhaps like him to have, hence why his sudden appearance surprises her. Though after a few seconds, and a few more sniffles, she begins to smile a little. Even though her dad has a lot of stuff to do, that’s never meant he won’t make time for her. And she loves him for it.

#// hI I HOPE THIS IS OKAY??? #// GOD MELISSA LOVES HER DAD #// SHE'S SMOL HERE #// NOT SUPER SMOL BUT MAYBE LIKE #// 10?? #tw sickness #questions and theories ✘ ask box #david shield ✘ ofsmash #// i adore them?? help?? #a head full of dreams ✘ ic

[grantsattler]

ok so here goes my vERY summarized spoiler review for spider-man: homecoming so beware: (note: it’s not summarized at all LOL)

SPOILERS

i liked homecoming. it was a very delightful, light-hearted movie with a bunch of well-paced action scenes too. tom was wonderful, the whole cast of kids did an amazing job, jacob was great as ned and really killed it as pete’s bff and his IT sidekick, it was badass, as well as zendaya and her whole personality throughout the movie. marisa was also a very nice addition, it seemed peter and may are really close after everything they’ve been through and at no time did i feel she was trying too hard to be the cool aunt, bc peter knows her really well and she knows him too, they love each other so mucH AUGH. btw there was absolutely no trace of tony/may so rest in pieces.

i absolutely loved the dynamic between peter and happy. happy seemed all annoyed with peter messaging him all the time (CUTE) and everything but it was more of a big brother teasing kind of thing and it warmed my heart because he was in many scenes and in the end he reALLY SHOWED HIS GRATITUDE AND THAT HE REALLY CARED FOR PETER OH MY GOD.

then the vulture. in my opinion, michael keaton also did a genuinely amazing job as this villain, the effects were good, and the big reveal was such a tense scene, like both tom and michael were perfect in creating that frightening moment and the follow up that continued while they talk in the car. so all in all a very good villain imo. also, while in this topic of the villain, the whole third act is intense, the fight in the plane is well done, and while some people might think of the resolution as underwhelming, i liked what they did with peter’s character development, like he doesn’t really need to kill anybody, that’s the whole point, he’s a kid, he just wants to do good and save people, so it saved him a whole unnecessary ‘guilt’ plot device.

THEN WE HAVE PAPA TONY STARK. If you don’t want the whole thing about tony bc you want it to be a surprise then STOP READING RIGHT NOW ok. I literally cannot get enough of this tony. opened with a vlog of peter before and after the airport fight, he is relaxed through everything and really tries to be the cool dad with pete. he gives him the suit, says that he saw happy’s cardiogram (OMG DON’T REMIND ME OF IM3 HAPPY AND TONY’S HOSPITAL SADNESS) so don’t bother him too much (HE CARES SO MUCH ABOUT HAPPY U GUYS, IM GETTING SO MANY FEELINGS ABOUT IT HELP). anyway, he stays off for a while until peter goes off in his first adventure, he saves peter’s life and guess what, we see that im3 armor mode again where he’s somewhere else in a social function (a wedding overseas???) while using the suit and he SCOLDS peter from far away like he says “i’m sorry i’m screaming, i’m dealing with a teenager” at some guest, and peter gets so offended lmao but he mentions howard a few times and you can hear him it gets him motivated to be a better role model and i’m so emotional.

ok and then right at the ferry scene he CALLS peter ok because he says hOWARD WASN’T of the congratulating type but HE WANTS TO BREAK THE CHAIN or something, but he literally says ‘BREAK’ the bad EXAMPLE and wants peter to know he did good in washington and he’s proud of him- i’m so ALIVE, and then continues saying peter is doing a great job but then figures out pete is lying to him about his whereabouts and he gets so angry and peter cuts off the call and its hilarious lmao. then he saves the ferry thing and while he makes his great entrance he’s all “hello spider-man” like in a mocking tone because he’s SO ANGRY oh my god he’s a DISAPPOINTED DAD. then peter gets angry at him bc he says “i’ve been leaving messages about this vulture guy and the weapons and if you only cared and done something this wouldn’t have happened. if you cared then you would actually be here” hinting about tony not being physically with him, only the armor, and thEN TONY STEPS OUT OF THE ARMOR (WHILE IM A BOSS ASS BITCH PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND AND HES LIKE [Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me.]) ALL ANGRY OH MY GOD I CANNOT EMPHASIZE HIS OVERALL DAD ANGRINESS DURING THIS MOVIE. and he says something like “oh so i wasn’t listening about this” and proceeds to tell him about his daily reports and everything peter has been sending happy and tony sending the feds to the ferry, while he scolds peter in a speech that almost made me tear up, with visible pain he says that he was the ONLY ONE that believed in him (omg maybe he feels the situation is familiar oh gosh pls don’t), that everyone else said he was crazy for bringing a 14 year old into the mix, he mentions howard aGAIN, while his eyes are GLISTENING ???! OR MAYBE I GOT PLAYED BY RDJ’S EYES BUT I LITERALLY THINK HE WAS ABOUT TO CRY IN DISAPPOINTMENT OH GOD.  anyway, he takes the suit away and it;s amazing the chemistry that rdj and tom had.

fast forward to the ending. tony wants to see peter so he brings him up to the avengers facility and offers him a brand new suit and room and board and he says there are a bunch of reporters waiting for tony to present spider-man as the brand new avenger, and he seems so pleased with peter and glad he’s safe and stuff, and peter turns him down bc he wants to remain low-key for a while and UH WHY so peter walks away and he asks if it’s a test so tony just plays along and lets him leave.

PEPPERONY SCENE INCOMING. So at that moment VIRGINIA “PEPPER” POTTS walks out the press room where indeed it is full of reporters and she’s like where did peter go omg guys they’re waiting for him. and tony’s like nah honey he left, let’s think of something else for the press, turns to happy and says ‘you got the ring?’ and happy says ‘yeah, omg i’ve been carrying it since 2008′ and takes the ring out all excited, waiting for a MILLION YEARS FOR THIS TO HAPPEN, LIKE ALL OF US, HAPPY IS THE BIGGEST PEPPERONY SHIPPER I’VE EVER SEEN, and pepper is so offended that this is the proposal and tony is so embarrassed omg lmao so she’s like uhm i’ll think of something else then and proceeds to KISS tony ON THE LIPS while I’M ON FIRE cluTCHING MY HEART and SOBBING. then she leaves with a BIG SMILE on her face and she’s like ‘i can;t believe u had the ring in your pocket this whole time happy wtf’ but she’s so cute and overjoyed, and then #domestictony goes after her ‘do i open the door for you hon’ and happy tosses the ring to tony while he goes in to the press room with her to probably PROPOSE in front of everyone and the worlD OH MY GOD??????????????????????////////////// #parallel im1: i am iron man; homecoming: pepper, will you marry me? 

THEY”RE ENDGAME FOR CRYING OUT LOUD I’M SO HAPPY!!!111!!!11

finally, peter leaves and the film wraps up with him apologizing for the homecoming dance mess to liz and then basically goes back home to find the suit again in a paper bag with a card that says “this is yours - TS” or something like that and oh my god it was amazing 9/10.

and that’s it. i went overboard and i said it was gonna be a summary so wELP anyway RDJ WAS AMAZING OK HE WAS HOT AND HIS ACTING WAS EXCELLENT AS ALWAYS THNX RDJESUS and the peter/tony interaction wa s so pure and here’s the pepperony video if you want to be really spoiled: http://letsgetdowney.tumblr.com/private/162577231492/tumblr_osjthxwBN41r057rf

#spider-man: homecoming #spiderman spoilers #homecoming spoilers #spoilers #i am happy hogan tbh #homecoming #pepperony

[udunie]

Prompt post!

Okay guys, so these are the prompts I got since the purge!

(I will include the ones I got for fluff over the weekend, and I will tell you a bit about what I think about them, k?)

Under a cut in case some of you aren’t interested!

Anonymous said: Steter Christmas tree decorating? 🎄

Aw, I like this one! And I will do it, but I think I will leave it for later, when it’s actually more season-appropriate :D

spaztomato13 said: October drabble prompt idea: Peter catches Stiles eating candy from the candy bowl that's meant to be for the tricker treaters.

And this is also a cutie! I’m gonna keep this for later though! We don’t have Halloween here, so don’t mind me if I happen to start asking weird questions for this fic from USA followers LOL

Anonymous said: Fluff promt- Any pairing, wolf/alpha nuzzling and scent marking their pregnant mate? :) Hope you feel better soon Nini <3

Working on this! As chance would have it, I got, like, three prompts for fluffy mpreg, so I will combine them! And thank you!

Anonymous said: Fluffy drabble prompt: Peter and Stiles are snowed in a cabin and keeping warm by the fireplace. Stiles is pregnant with their first pup and his tummy gets lots of love! Too fluffy? :-D

THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS TOO FLUFFY! This is one of the others I’m combining into one! Also, quick question, do you guys think this should have a bit of sex in it? I have a bit of a plot for it, but I’m open for suggestions! (especially since I spent most of tonight answering ask instead of writing, so I haven’t made a lot of progress on the actual ficlet LOL)

platypusesrneat said: Peter comforting Stiles while he has the flu, and generally taking care of him.

Yisss! H/C is the best! (Says I, who usually writes hurt/NO comfort LOL) Anyway! After I finish the mpreg one, I will try to finish the infantilism fic, but I want to write this after! (also, there’s another H/C prompt, so I will probs combine them!)

Anonymous said: please a fluffy drabble about peter comforting stiles, and lots of kisses?

This is the other one! And I’m all for lots of kisses! *_*

Anonymous said: OH BOY O BOY A FLUFF: Peter wanted to make a special dinner for Stiles but Stiles comes home to a mess in the kitchen and Peter doing the "mess what mess" thing puppies do when they get caught

Ahahaha this is adorable! I always headcanon Peter as a master cook, it would be interesting to play with the idea that he’s not :D I will also keep that to do between purge prompts! :D

(those were the fluff prompts, now on to the regular stuff!)

Anonymous said: Would you write a hot smutty fic with Talia and Mr.-call-me-papa/daddy-Hale, who take apart Peter?

This is actually a very interesting idea! I like it! I mean, I rarely write straight sex, so it’s always a challenge (but thankfully I more-or-less overcame my aversion to it). I wonder if you guys would prefer young!Peter for this, or an AU with the Hales being alive... Or something else? 

Anonymous said: I read this fic "Ready made Partner" On AO3 works/11897160. In which Stiles uses coma!Peter. There is the theory that coma-patients know what is happening around them. so what if Peter knows what Stiles is doing - knows even what the Sheriff did, cos Stiles talked about - and after he wakes up. He "uses" Stiles and use the info against the Sheriff.

I haven’t actually read the mentioned fic yet, so I’m a little confused about whether this is a prompt, or headcanon stuff ^^;;;

Anonymous said: Peter gets fucked by tiny-cock!Stiles, cos he was a naughty boy and the Sheriff needs to discipline him. And also Stiles was a good boy therefore the fucking cos he gets of on his own humiliation (can't satisfy Peter) and on Peter's (begging with tears to get something bigger than Stiles). 

Aaaaaah. At the same time, this is an interesting prompt and I can’t really see Peter begging like that? I’m not saying no to this, but It’s not something I’m burning to write right now...

Anonymous said: Okay so I hope this is still open but you do Stiles/Peter stuff right? I love the idea of Stiles being completely fluent in Polish and he writes all his notes in Polish so no one else can read them - so when Peter forces Stiles to hand over all his notes because there's some threat and he needs to deal with it, all he gets is pages and pages of Polish. I can just imagine Stiles' smug face and for once Peter being completely and utterly shocked XD

OKay, shit, this is amazing both as a headcanon and as a prompt!!!! I would love to put this in something when I get a chance to write something plot-y again! (btw, just to share a bit of my headcanons... I usually imagine Claudia having been Hungarian American - it’s not that weird, I imagine Eastern Europeans would stick together out there - just because I wish Stiles would be at least partly from here ^^;;;)

Anonymous said: Can u pls write a teen wolf watersports with piss drinking and no scat? Thnx

I understand the constant battle to find new things for your fav kink, but I feel like I already have watersports fics that fit this description... But! Rest assured, the winner of the watersports portion of the purge will be coming up ‘soon’ and it pretty much fits your prompt!

Anonymous said: Just talking: Stiles is always the virging camboy, but what if he had a side-business where he sleeps with everyone who isn't fast enough? He plays only blushing virgin.

Now this is an excellent idea! I think I could make this work, but I’m afraid it will have to wait until my schedule is not so clogged up with the purge prompts ^^;;; (But yeah, can see Stiles doing this, and people on a porn site just eating his act up like it’s candy LOL)

Anonymous said:Hey Udunie, not sure if you're still taking prompts but if you are at all would you co sister revisiting chapter 9 of your tumblr prompts on AO3 with the shrunken stiles and have him stuck like that for 3 weeks so by the end of the first week he's desperate for Ålans cock and just literally gagging for it and willing to hide under desks at the vet clinic to try to get at his dick? Even going so far to hide his scent from Scott just so he can suck his dick at work?

Ahahahaha I like that little drabble! I’m not sure I could follow this prompt to the T, but I would love to revisit that one! (I don’t know, I just find the thought of tiny!Stiles trying to suck Alan off hilarious, but what if... what if Alan fingered him? Damn, even one finger would be huge for him...)

And that’s all I got since the Purge! (I think, plus a few request for sequels I will have to ignore for now unless I want to go insane)

If you’ve managed to read this far, kudos to you! And I would absolutely love to hear your thoughts about any and all of the above!!! Also, I will tag this with ‘promptbox’ to find easier later...

#promptbox

[hermit-trio]

January 1, 2018

Happy happy new year to everyone.

To reflect on the year that has ended: 

I remember 2017 started off as stressful for me. I was trying to hung by a false belief I was fine juggling school, helping out with family finances, and disregarding my mental health. But everything caught up with me soon after and I had a major mental breakdown nearing my birthday. I was happy, sad, angry, and empty sometimes all in one day. It was a difficult time to say the least. But I’ve learned a lot about things I could and could not control. I learned how life doesn’t have to be stressful, how I don’t have to take life so seriously- quite difficult for someone who worries about everything (but I’m learning and I’m still trying to get better). I’m grateful for the people who have stuck with me through this difficult and roller coaster year. My family who always grounds me when I feel lost. My parents who, ironically, is teaching me that I should enjoy my life more as a young adult. My bestfriends, that’s you two, who laughs and experiences this crazy hectic life with me. I’m glad to say that, even though this year might have given me more acne breakouts that I’ve wanted, I’m ending it in a good note. I am happy, sincerely happy and hopeful for this year.

Highlights of my 2017:

1) that time I actually had 2 jobs (look at me trying to kill my mental health bwuahaha)

2) Disneyland!!! and that very very VERY long roadtrip

3) Finally joined a club after 3 years and meeting new ppl everyday, TOO many ppl... i cri pls send help to my inner-self in charge of socializing slowly dying inside

4) ofc how can I forgot MONTREAL TRIP: who knew we could actually survive w/o our parents for days. It was fun travelling and talking to locals. Thnx to hermits who put up with me during the trip: to Glo who taught me how to make-up and Mishelle who washed the dishes in the morning and scared the hell out of us(more of just me rly) that one night

5) should I include starting publishing ff? who knew I’ll have ppl actually reading my trashy and cringey stories (thnk u and im sry)

6) My siblings who never stop to tease me bcuz they’re all too shy to accept they luv meh lmao. Mami and papa who always support me and puts up with my kulit and who’s very patient with all 5 of us ily 

Resolution:

Elizabeth, please stop being scared. You’re only feeling wary because you aren’t used to things yet, but that’s how life is. You’ll never be fully prepared for everything, there is no such thing as perfect timing. Face every day with a smile, not because everything will be ok, but smile because you know you will be fine even when things turns out bad. Like mami and papa say if you can’t control it, don’t worry about it. Try and enjoy life more, you’re only young once, please don’t spend years overthinking about small things you won’t remember in the next few years. Be brave. Be happy. Smile a genuine smile. Say hi to strangers more. Follow your heart. Don’t keep things inside too much. Exercise please. Eat well too and sleep enough. When everything’s too much, then let’s go on a trip to rejuvenate and escape for a little bit. We’ll face it when our heart can take it. Life doesn’t have to be stressful. 

You did a great job. You worked hard this year.  Live well in 2018. I love you ^-^

- From 2017 Elizabeth