#to prepare to strangle an elderly elf with his -1 str if need be. he will strangle. when it comes to ludinus. this i am sure of

[mourningdovescry]

you know what. fuck it. my beloved heroforge 7 years post-canon Essek, now featuring CANON shoulder-length hair.

the cat's name is strudel btw and she is obsessed w him and only him and follows him everywhere. she's one of four that he and Caleb have atm (the others being gretel, ludwig aka "wiggy," & puddles). my sister and i talk about these cats every day as if they were real.

#he is pissed here #he was getting ready for the day doing the extensive beauty routine yk when u r vain & compulsively outwardly “perfect” from ur upbringing #and caleb came in and started talking about ludinus and now he has paused to seethe fume prepare to eviscerate etc #to prepare to strangle an elderly elf with his -1 str if need be. he will strangle. when it comes to ludinus. this i am sure of #to the similarly essek obsessed: WE REALLY WON TONIGHT HUH *passes out* #critical role #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #c3e94 #essek thelyss