#to the point a lot of people are surprised that its not a breastraunt when they go. Whiskey just likes their own tits.

[bitchfitch]

If Tago and Whiskey existed in modern times, Whiskey would absolutely convince Tago that the rabies flag was the supportive straight partner pride flag and get him a shirt with it before they went to some pride event. He likes to feel included when he follows them around, and they like to cause minor problems on purpose.

#other modern au notes: Tago's horse is still named cocaine #He has an fb account he uses exclusively to post horse girl memes #Whiskey's tiktok is a business account for the saloon and there is Copious cleevage in every video #to the point a lot of people are surprised that its not a breastraunt when they go. Whiskey just likes their own tits. #Every time Tago is in one of their videos a bunch of people tell them to dump him because they're out of his league #and they do not know how to use any sites block feature. just the age old technique of cyber bullying via massive sock puppet armies #Whiskey is a successful business owner. Tago is trying his best but is basically just their sugar baby at this point #He is still inexplicably a cowboy.