#to the point where Vox asks him to join the Vees and Alastor laughs in his face because oh my‚ you really think I like you? You? Ha!

[hypervoxel]

I said "Alastor is actually a terrible person (affectionate)" but what I meant was "I think we should go back to addressing Alastor as someone who wants to see the people around him suffer for his own entertainment."

#i am increasingly put off by one-sided attraction takes actually #but like. i love the idea of Alastor looking at Vox's obsession with him and thinking it's funny #and usually 'stringing someone along' is victim blaming bullshit. but I am enamored with the concept of Alastor purposefully doing that #to the point where Vox asks him to join the Vees and Alastor laughs in his face because oh my‚ you really think I like you? You? Ha! #Vox is so entertaining when he's flustered and glitchy and he's even funnier when he's pissed. Alastor doesn't even need to fight him - #Vox's own emotional overloaded and subsequent meltdown means he takes himself out #of course I do also think Alastor is disgusted by the kind of person Vox has become‚ and who Vox associates with #and Vox acts very differently depending on who he is trying to appeal to. #when he's with Valentino he is so different than when he's with Alastor #and when he hangs out with them both at once it is such a jarring experience for Alastor #who realizes that Vox is so fake. he'll act any way for attention. he throws any morals aside for the smallest reward. #i have many many thoughts about all of them

[mylovelybutler-786]

- ‘Better than sex’

Paring: Vox x Gender neutral reader (a hit of Velvette and Valentino x reader) Warning: Cussing, Sex mentioned

You sat on your bed watching the broadcast of the extermination angels attacking the Hazbin hotel, which was founded by Lucifer’s daughter, Charlie. 

You watched it with interest, wondering what the other Vees thought about this situation, which is why you were walking down to the lounge where the three Vees were watching the broadcast.

You walked over to the three silently, leaning over the couch where Velvette was. She glanced up at you as you two gave each a silent greeting, along with Valentino, who sat on a different sofa. 

You stared at Vox, who was currently busy watching Alastor fighting the head leader of the extermination angels, Adam. You watched amusingly as your partner screamed with excitement as he watched Alastor get hit and fall.

“HAHAA! Fuck you!!” Vox said, screaming like a child while flipping off the TV. You raised an eyebrow at his behavior while Velvette looked at you with a ‘Is that your boyfriend?’ look. 

Vox seemed to bounce with every step, watching Alastor bleed. “THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX!!!” He cheered loudly, unaware you were standing in the same room with a dumbfounded look. 

Upon seeing your reaction, Valentino let out a loud chuckle along with Velvette, who snickered, knowing Vox might regret his choice of words later. 

Your eye twitched as you put in your most unimpressed expression. “Better than sex, huh?” You questioned while Valentino and Velvette tried their best to break out laughing. 

Vox immediately snapped his head in your direction with a surprised look before turning pale. A light flashed from Velvette, and snapped a photo before breaking down laughing with Valentino.

“Uh- Babe! Ahah……I didn’t know you’d be joining us..” Vox stammered with his words, his hands moving awkwardly as you stared at him blankly. 

“You can continue,” You said with a shooing motion of your hand, suggesting Vox to keep talking if he so dared, but he didn’t. Vox shut his mouth as he sat back on the couch like a dog who had just been caught breaking something.

Valentino wore a shit-eating grin as he puffed some smoke out. “You know [Reader], I don’t think anything is better than sex~” Valentino said with a low chuckle, making you beam with an amused look. 

“Fuck off, Val!” Vox huffed with a frustrated look, his face glitching as he crossed his arms. His wrath was met with a chuckle from Valentino.

“Oh well, I suggest you get comfortable on that couch, Vox,” You hummed with a purr while Vox stared at you dumbfounded before huffing again.

“Me!? That’s my bed!” He said, pointing up the stairs where your shared bedroom was. You were now staring at him with an irritated look.

“Oh? Is the flat-faced prince kicking their love out the bed?” Velvette spoke with a disappointed look. “You know [Reader], My bed is far more suited for someone as highly suited as us,” Velvette said with a wink.

You giggled slightly from Velvette’s flirting while Vox stared at her, stunned. 

“[Reader]~ You could also stay in my bed; it gets lonely at night, and I love company~” Valentino cooed while blowing smoke that caressed your face.

It was shooed away by Velvette, who glared at the moth Overlord. “Fuck off dickhead! I asked first,” Velvette scoffed while Valentino scowled at the girl. 

“Both of you fuck off!!! [Reader] isn’t sleeping next to either of you! They’ve got their place next to me in my bed!” Vox screeched at both of them, who seemed to glance at each other and then back at Vox.

You smacked your hand over your mouth, trying your best not to start laughing at the scene of the Vees fighting over who you’d sleep with. 

“Didn’t you just kick [Reader] out of your room?” Velvette said with an accusing voice while Vox stuttered with his words. 

“If my lover said something was better than having sex with me……Well, let’s just say there wouldn’t be one,” Valentino declaredwith sass while inhaling smoke. 

Vox visibly sulked at their comments before turning to you, his hands grabbing into you as he hid his face against the couch with a groan. You let out an unamused hum while Vox lifted his head with an apologetic look.

“Look, Babe! You know I didn’t mean it, right!?” Vox said with a panicked grin while you raised an eyebrow at the thought. You knew he got happy watching Alastor's downfall, maybe a concerning amount.

“Babe! Nothing better than having sex with you!” Cox exclaimed loudly. Velvette’s face turned into a disgusted expression while Valentino looked smugly at his comment. 

Your face twisted into a smug grin while you tilted your head, squeezing his hands back. “Prove it,” You said bluntly.

Vox seemed to glitch at this comment as a winning grin grew on his face. Velvette let out a gag and stood up from the couch. “Ew, I’m out,” she huffed while stomping away.

“I’ll stay and watch,” Valentino hummed with an amused grin, his legs crossing while his eyes stayed close to you and Vox. 

“You aren’t watching,” Vox said coldly, causing the Moth to complain ‘why not!?’. You chuckled, watching the two go bicker back and forth.

It’s a fun yet chaotic life experience with the Vee’s, especially when dating one, but you wouldn’t trade it for the world. 

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