#to write with them. esp ruth or jonah. love them.

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GOSH. goooooooosh. watching an ep of ozark and i take it back. bj would trust ruth. and he would love her oh.

oh is it weird i see a lot of them in each other. she's much more ready to use her teeth but bj admires it. doesn't really... agree with what she does, a lot of the time, but he gets it.

the leniency he gives for people just trying to survive, man. bj would get it, and he would not hold it against her or think any less of her for it. even if he's at a point where he's trying to keep his nose clean, he'd look the other way for her. might even help her, a little, as long as it was something he believed would be a one-off and wouldn't keep him in trouble.

#the female characters in this show are actually SO good. most of the characters in this show are done very well. bj'd not like most of them. #i think. he'd dislike marty actually. he'd think he's Fine but oh my lord. this dude. he is a calculator skdgshdjgk #bj gets that too but i think his one trackedness about business would irritate him. he's not a ''bad'' man but he uhhh #he lacks.... he does lack a little humanity sometimes. in bj's pov. lacks some empathy that i think makes him kind of an asshole. #he'd hate petty more than he'd hate the snells though sgjsdkgljsdklg #am i projecting? perhaps. petty sucks though. he's such a good antagonist but i have rarely actually hated a character and wanted them dead #like. skdghsjgks i don't. #i have had characters that i have not cared lived or died. but petty? i am rooting for him to die. LOL #anyway i'm rambling in the tags and this doesn't even really belong here. i just. i really wish there were ozark rp blogs bc i'd love #to write with them. esp ruth or jonah. love them. #UGH petty is on screen again. i hate him. i feel like i need a shower just looking at him. what a scumball. boo agent petty. #the actor and writing did such a good job at making him so enraging and disgusting. props to them. #....eugh petty would hire him and bj would say yes and then he'd gossip about what a scumball he is to everyone. screw that he's fbi lmao #...and then petty would have something on bj and twist his arm and bj would end up working for him neck deep in trouble u_u #but i'd have fun with it #out of fairy tales [ooc];

[henriiiii-1001]

It's actually super cool that you made a tag for it lol I'm just a little anxious to talk about it on my own blog until I have at least the first chapter of the book out Ig

Yeah, there's one specific thing that I forgot to add about the "birb lore" /lh

When two parents of different sub-species or different species altogether have a chick, they usually come out as the sub-species of one of their parents , 50/50 if you will For example, if a Yellow-billed Magpie and a Black-chinned Yuhina (picked totally at random) copulate and have a nestling, there's 50% chance they will be a yellow-billed magpie, and 50% chance they will be a black-chinned yuhina.

Inter sub-species mating is actually how same sub-species marriages can thrive without having to worry about situations of incest

However, there are also chances that the nestling may come out as an hybrid. Chances of that happening are of only 30% , but even then that's still quite a number, so hybrids aren't as rare as they might seem. What causes hybrid births is that genetics didn't go with the 50/50 mother-or-father chance poll, and instead ended up mixing the DNA of both parents, and because that can happen to literally any couple, hybrids don't have specific classifications, so they're instead classified individually as hybrids of both their parents sub-species. So for the example couple, if they were to have an hybrid nestling, they would be classified as a Yellow-billed Magpie-Black-chinned Yuhina hybrid. Certainly a lot more to write, but one of the big people is one so it's cool-

Anyway, main cast birb species! (I mostly tried to go with their canon appearances as a reference but I'll admit that in some I just picked the one I found more beautiful lmao)

Mark - Brown-headed Cowbird Cesar - Crow Sarah - Brown-headed Cowbird Evelin - Eastern Phoebe Jonah - Eurasian Blackcap Thatcher - Reeves Pheasant Ruth - Lady Amherst Pheasant Dave - Northern flicker ("Thatcher is taller than Dave" supremacy) Jude - Java Sparrow Lynn - █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ Adam - "Java Sparrow" Mark Heathcliff - Missing Kidnapped Ruth Weaver - Missing Kidnapped Cesar Torres - Gravely injured

( Sure would suck if you just happened to look like someone else's dead twin sibling so much that they kidnapped you for it huh )

oooooo hybrid lore is p cool!!!!! and im glad you like the tag :D

also oooooo!!! birbs!!!! :DDDDD i looked all of them up and they all fit so well!! (EVELIN IS ESP SO CUTE MANNN,,,,,, and ruth fits SO WELL!!!!! jonah's bird is just. that's just literally jonah man DFCVGBHN)

also lynn mystery lore???? eyes emoji?????

also THE BOTTOM?????? HEH???? (positive i love all of this)

also also, are the alts part of this au? if so, what are they like? do they have specific species assigned to them?

#station interviews #mandela catalogue #birb au #cool aus