Tom really read Nero and Sporus story and went: “that’s me and Greg!” Like thats a thing that actually happened. Don’t you ever think about that?
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Tom canonically refers to himself as a woman
Tom canonically kins emperor Nero
Tom canonically has a dick the size of a red sequoia and fucks like a bullet train
Like who is this???
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