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#transphobic goo pit
evilminji · 1 year
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Wait a second...
You know how the Lazarus pit heal past injuries? I may be reading to many Trans!Danny fics or something but? How god damn PISSED would you be? There you are, heroically doing hero shit, going "Fuck you, Ra's!" As ya do, when... Oh no! You've been Le Stabbed!
Well shit... that looks both deep AND fatal!
You had a good run, you think. Saved some people. Were hot AF fuck doing it. Well, time to tearfully say goodbye to your best buddies while choking to death on your own insides. But what's this? Your team mate coming to SUPLEX YOU INTO THE GOO!!!??
Oh shit that burn! AaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAARCHPLRGPPPPPGURGLE! *GOO NOISES* Oh Shit, I'm alive! Pissed and seeing green but ALI-.....
And then you look down.
Motherfucking GOO undid your fucking SURGERIES! You have (or NO LONGER HAVE your) bazongazas. Chest meats! You paid A LOT OF MONEY TO FIX THAT. It's on your god damn MEDICAL RECORDS. They are GOING to ask questions if you just SHOW UP and ask for them to REDO IT.
Insurance won't fuckin cover MAGIC GOO PITS. Oh look! THERES THE PIT RAGE KICKING IN! *unholy rage noises*
Like priority wise, yeah, the assassins are PROBABLY a more immediate issue? But what the FUCK, MAN D:< Transphobic Goo Pit! "Thats not how it wor-" TRANSPHOBIC. GOO. PIT!!! You gonna cover my SECOND round of surgeries, Mr "um, actually-"?! *sounds of horrific violence against Assassins*
Cause like? It would "fix" any surgery you had. Including preventive, cosmetic, life saving, general affirming, etc. The Pits are dumb. The hit a Reset on the you and everything else is a You issue. Sorry you have those "high risk of cancer" boobs Miss So-n-So! Shouldn't have got in the pit! Oh those wisdom teeth that won't fit in your mouth have VIOLENTLY forced their way back in, making horribly crooked your once perfect and expensive smile? Yooooouuuu proooooobleeeem~~~
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